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Waldamsel
@waldamsel.bsky.social
Keep on rockin’ in the free world.
Nature loving STEM & music enthusiast living in 🇸🇪
(Re)posts in German, English och Svenska. Might contain traces of French & Spanish. 🇪🇺🌍
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Quick reminder: self-respect feels like loneliness before it starts to feel like peace
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Snart kommer en:

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• En tonsatt AI-video promptad genom relationen till dina favoritkontakter
Abonnemang wrapped
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Voll Bock, fett im Lotto zu gewinnen und in Rente zu gehen.
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Allt är ju märkligt nu för tiden men en oerhörd märklighet är att vi ska behöva bråka om att rädda klimatet.
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
October 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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August 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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my exercise routine today is to use a very small snack bowl, resulting in more steps back and forth to the kitchen
August 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I dunno why we still tell people to follow their hearts when maybe we should be telling more people to use their fucking brains
July 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.
March 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Wie kann denn die ganze Welt gleichzeitig so am Arsch sein?
April 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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inhabiting a body is stupid and inconvenient
April 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I won’t die on this hill yet. I’ll nap on it first to make sure it’s comfy.
April 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Shit’s so bleak that the George Orwell Museum has changed its name to the “I Feckin’ Told Ya! Center”
April 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Shit’s so bleak that going through the motions counts as cardio
April 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Bet wallstreet would prefer pronouns over this crash eh?
April 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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"Die Vorstellung, dass die Besteuerung von Edelsteinen aus Lesotho notwendig ist, damit die USA Stahlarbeitsplätze in Ohio schaffen, ist so absurd, dass ich mitten im Schreiben dieses Satzes kurz das Bewusstsein verlor."
April 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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I’m not suggesting you speak less. I’m merely suggesting you think more.
December 5, 2024 at 4:13 PM
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Satire is truly dead.

From the Guardian:
"The world is on track for disastrous global heating – but this will create profits for some air conditioning companies, according to forecasts by leading Wall Street financial institutions."

(The classic cartoon is, of course, from The New Yorker)
April 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Mach’s gut Dennis! Danke für die Musik! ❤️
#muffpotter
March 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Ozonloch schließt sich wirklich
Umweltschutz lohnt sich: Der Schutzschild der Erde erholt sich, weil sich die Menschheit in den 1980er Jahren auf ein Verbot der zerstörerischen FCKW einigen konnte.
www.spektrum.de/news/atmosph...
Atmosphäre: Ozonloch schließt sich wirklich
Und der Grund dafür ist das Verbot von FCKW
www.spektrum.de
March 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Und am Ende, wem hast du mehr Wünsche erfüllt, dir oder allen anderen?
March 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Sie werden Scheinfirmen gründen.
Strohmänner zwischenschalten.
Verwandte "einstellen".
"Beraterverträge" abschließen.

Million für Million wird verschwinden
March 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Heute feiern,als ob es kein Morgen gä…
Was?
Heute ist schon Sonntag?
March 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM