Wackelkopf
@wackelkopf.bsky.social
Mostly here for political parodies, social commentary and the banter.
„Now watch this drive.“
Trump on Netanyahu: "We're working together, we're going to try and get things straightened out for the world."
July 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
„Now watch this drive.“
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*whispers* X gon’ give it to ya
Elon says he has a black eye because he asked his five-year-old son X Æ A-12 to punch him in the face.
May 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
*whispers* X gon’ give it to ya
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Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
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a friend sent me this one
April 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
a friend sent me this one
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Lately, whenever I see my German neighbour before midday he just greets me with “Morgen.”
Turns out for Lent he decided to go guten free
Turns out for Lent he decided to go guten free
March 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Lately, whenever I see my German neighbour before midday he just greets me with “Morgen.”
Turns out for Lent he decided to go guten free
Turns out for Lent he decided to go guten free
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Super Bowl lesson: Stopping an arrogant Chief from a third term is probably a good move for America right now.
February 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Super Bowl lesson: Stopping an arrogant Chief from a third term is probably a good move for America right now.
Phew we sure dodged that bullet folks
Democratic Party’s newly elected Chair, Ken Martin: “There are a lot of good billionaires out there that have been with Democrats, who share our values, and we will take their money. But we’re not taking money from those bad billionaires.”
February 1, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Phew we sure dodged that bullet folks
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The January 6 pardons are turning out great.
January 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The January 6 pardons are turning out great.
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Musk speaking to the far right German party, the AfD, today. Best picture angle, ever! 😂
January 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Musk speaking to the far right German party, the AfD, today. Best picture angle, ever! 😂
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Reddit is so anti-Elon it’s hilarious. Every stupid thing he does and every unflattering image of his ends up to the front page with 10s of thousands of upvotes.
January 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reddit is so anti-Elon it’s hilarious. Every stupid thing he does and every unflattering image of his ends up to the front page with 10s of thousands of upvotes.
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She's braver than essentially the entire Democratic Party and the entire media industry
Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"
January 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
She's braver than essentially the entire Democratic Party and the entire media industry
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If she can do it, we can all do it.
January 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
If she can do it, we can all do it.
If you’re in doubt about the true intent of that moment simply look at the reactions of the intended recipients of the message. There is no ambiguity here about what he meant to do and any attempt to downplay it only helps them.
Hitler-loving white nationalist Nick Fuentes on Elon Musk's salute: "That was a straight up like 'Sieg Heil',' like loving Hitler energy."
January 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
If you’re in doubt about the true intent of that moment simply look at the reactions of the intended recipients of the message. There is no ambiguity here about what he meant to do and any attempt to downplay it only helps them.
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Biden's mental focus is definitely focused
January 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Biden's mental focus is definitely focused
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Donations to Biden's inaugural fund in 2021:
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
January 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Donations to Biden's inaugural fund in 2021:
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
Meta = $0
Tim Cook = $0
Sam Altman = $0
Google = $200,000
Amazon = $200,000
Donations to Trump's inaugural fund in 2025:
Meta = $1,000,000
Tim Cook = $1,000,000
Sam Altman = $1,000,000
Google = $1,000,000
Amazon = $1,000,000
The oligarchy is here.
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If you didn't know there was a congressman called Keith Self from Texas, you might fear for Johnson's onanistic virtue.
Johnson disappearing into the cloakroom with Self
January 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If you didn't know there was a congressman called Keith Self from Texas, you might fear for Johnson's onanistic virtue.
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2025.
Day 1.
God help us.
Day 1.
God help us.
January 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
2025.
Day 1.
God help us.
Day 1.
God help us.
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The guy who single handedly turned Twitter into an ugly cesspool is now begging people to be more positive 😆
December 29, 2024 at 8:58 PM
The guy who single handedly turned Twitter into an ugly cesspool is now begging people to be more positive 😆
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spotted at trump intl hotel in nyc
December 20, 2024 at 8:48 PM
spotted at trump intl hotel in nyc
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The richness of detail in this striking image of Uranus captured by Webb's NIRCam, thanks to its extraordinary sensitivity, is incredible compared to the blue ball as seen by Voyager 2 in the 1980s.
Reference➡️ esawebb.org/news/weic2332/ ⤵️
🧪🔭 #planetsci
The richness of detail in this striking image of Uranus captured by Webb's NIRCam, thanks to its extraordinary sensitivity, is incredible compared to the blue ball as seen by Voyager 2 in the 1980s.
Reference➡️ esawebb.org/news/weic2332/ ⤵️
🧪🔭 #planetsci
December 11, 2024 at 11:25 AM
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The richness of detail in this striking image of Uranus captured by Webb's NIRCam, thanks to its extraordinary sensitivity, is incredible compared to the blue ball as seen by Voyager 2 in the 1980s.
Reference➡️ esawebb.org/news/weic2332/ ⤵️
🧪🔭 #planetsci
The richness of detail in this striking image of Uranus captured by Webb's NIRCam, thanks to its extraordinary sensitivity, is incredible compared to the blue ball as seen by Voyager 2 in the 1980s.
Reference➡️ esawebb.org/news/weic2332/ ⤵️
🧪🔭 #planetsci
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December 11, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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