Vince Scardina
@vscardi.bsky.social
sad dad tech enjoying anti-redneck turbo-nerd jrpg enthusiast
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When you lose shitfaced middle-American teenage bros, you have lost America.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
When you lose shitfaced middle-American teenage bros, you have lost America.
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Analysis | To get himself back on the air, Jimmy Kimmel must call for the execution of homeless people.
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Analysis | To get himself back on the air, Jimmy Kimmel must call for the execution of homeless people.
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Presenting: the Vice President of the United States
September 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Presenting: the Vice President of the United States
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"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
May 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
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Bronny James please retire from basketball and instead learn to sing and play Dio songs with a drummer and bassist touring the country as Bronny James Trio
May 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Bronny James please retire from basketball and instead learn to sing and play Dio songs with a drummer and bassist touring the country as Bronny James Trio
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I don’t wanna hear shit from the MAGAt media about Jasmine Crockett’s manner of speaking when they constantly celebrate John Kennedy, who sounds like Foghorn Leghorn fucked a shoebox full of Gary Busey quotes.
May 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I don’t wanna hear shit from the MAGAt media about Jasmine Crockett’s manner of speaking when they constantly celebrate John Kennedy, who sounds like Foghorn Leghorn fucked a shoebox full of Gary Busey quotes.
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dear god let this man cook.
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#teslatakedown
I made some protest art.
I made some protest art.
February 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
#teslatakedown
I made some protest art.
I made some protest art.
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This is how it’s done.
Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.
Gov Mills: See you in court
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is how it’s done.
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Stephen. Remind people that they’re not helpless
February 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Stephen. Remind people that they’re not helpless
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You know how they were saying this would be the most important election of our lifetimes? I'm starting to think they were right.
February 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
You know how they were saying this would be the most important election of our lifetimes? I'm starting to think they were right.
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Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
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Hear me out- what if we had elected officials who were also resisting and stuff?
January 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hear me out- what if we had elected officials who were also resisting and stuff?
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@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point