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Dave Hill
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Fine. I will be the best at this app too. @mrdavehill on all the other apps that I am the best at. www.davehillonline.com
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Abolish ICE. That is all. Carry on.
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
NYC Feb. 11 at Bell House! Due to popular/disturbing demand, a 2nd show has been added! Yeah! Tix—> www.ticketmaster.com/dave-hill-co...
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
A song in solidarity with the people of Minneapolis.
January 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
At LaGuardia airport. Yes, someone tampered with my luggage. But it was me. It was me all along. And the worst part is I’d do it again.
January 16, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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Played around with some paints. massaged some stuff digitally. I don't have really high confidence yet but also had a great time!
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
As head of Anteefah (had to change the spelling to throw off ICE and a couple people I went to high school with), I wanted to remind everyone that boneless chicken wings are 2-for-1 at all of our secret headquarters this weekend. Swing on by and tell ‘em Dave sent ya!
January 16, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Why does every ICE agent look like he is being paid in chicken wings?
January 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I once went to a Christmas party at my brother’s house and there was a guy there who showed up with his own mini-cooler of beer and stood drinking it with the cooler at his feet. He later left his wife to date his cousin. I’m convinced he is now an ICE agent.
January 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I bet if someone called you a "pedophile protector" and you weren't a pedophile protector, you'd just be confused, maybe laugh, or perhaps not have any reaction at all. But if you were definitely a pedophile protector, you'd probably get really mad about it and start swearing and stuff, I bet.
January 14, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I have a disorder where I am invisible to hand sensors. I also have a huge dong.
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Go get yours at mrdavehill.bigcartel.com today!
January 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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The Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit tee design for the inimitable Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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A friend and I got each other Cameos from @mrdavehill.bsky.social for xmas and neither of us had any idea that the other was doing the same thing, so that is the bones of my new elevator pitch for a Lifetime Christmas miracle movie.
December 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I have decided to teach Dan Smith guitar.
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
There are days when I think I don’t have the energy to be the leader of Antifa. But then I put on my hot pants and get to work. Right now smoothie are 2-for-1 at all of our locations.
December 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I loved Grover from Sesame Street as much as the next guy but having him do NYC subway announcements is quickly making me hate him.
December 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I just wanted to remind everyone that I am the head of Antifa and right now we are having a special on all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp at all seven of our locations!
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
What is the thinking behind Robert Deniro playing two roles in “Alto Knights.” Is it supposed to be like the Klumps?
December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It’s Tuesday. Let’s make it all about the butt.
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It’s Monday. Let’s make it all about the butt.
December 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It’s Sunday. Let’s make it all about the butt.
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Why does Adam Sandler put so much effort into dressing badly? It would be much easier to dress well. I don’t care if everyone thinks I’m a B for saying this.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I deactivated my Threads account yesterday. Who will satisfy the moms over there now?
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM