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Dave Hill
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Fine. I will be the best at this app too. @mrdavehill on all the other apps that I am the best at. www.davehillonline.com
Thx!
January 29, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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Abolish ICE. That is all. Carry on.
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
NYC Feb. 11 at Bell House! Due to popular/disturbing demand, a 2nd show has been added! Yeah! Tix—> www.ticketmaster.com/dave-hill-co...
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 PM
A song in solidarity with the people of Minneapolis.
January 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
At LaGuardia airport. Yes, someone tampered with my luggage. But it was me. It was me all along. And the worst part is I’d do it again.
January 16, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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Played around with some paints. massaged some stuff digitally. I don't have really high confidence yet but also had a great time!
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
As head of Anteefah (had to change the spelling to throw off ICE and a couple people I went to high school with), I wanted to remind everyone that boneless chicken wings are 2-for-1 at all of our secret headquarters this weekend. Swing on by and tell ‘em Dave sent ya!
January 16, 2026 at 12:04 PM
More coming soon!
January 15, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Why does every ICE agent look like he is being paid in chicken wings?
January 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I once went to a Christmas party at my brother’s house and there was a guy there who showed up with his own mini-cooler of beer and stood drinking it with the cooler at his feet. He later left his wife to date his cousin. I’m convinced he is now an ICE agent.
January 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Yeah, you’d get mad and swear then too.
January 14, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I bet if someone called you a "pedophile protector" and you weren't a pedophile protector, you'd just be confused, maybe laugh, or perhaps not have any reaction at all. But if you were definitely a pedophile protector, you'd probably get really mad about it and start swearing and stuff, I bet.
January 14, 2026 at 11:51 AM
This is like Gift of the Magi or something.
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I have a disorder where I am invisible to hand sensors. I also have a huge dong.
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Do it!
January 2, 2026 at 11:14 AM
You’re all fucking Nazis.
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Fuck you.
January 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Go get yours at mrdavehill.bigcartel.com today!
January 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Strongly agree.
January 2, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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The Dangerous Snakes Who Hate Bullshit tee design for the inimitable Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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A friend and I got each other Cameos from @mrdavehill.bsky.social for xmas and neither of us had any idea that the other was doing the same thing, so that is the bones of my new elevator pitch for a Lifetime Christmas miracle movie.
December 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Thank you! I love it!
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Thank you! I am honored!
December 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM