Adam Sorber
@adamsorber.bsky.social
The living embodiment of Cabot Sharp Cheddar and a mid-shelf Malbec. Lacks sophistication; adequate.
Reposted by Adam Sorber
ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ouroboreos
You're at Pinky.
I need you at The Brain.
I need you at The Brain.
You're at Sonny.
I need you at Cher.
I need you at Cher.
You're at Hall.
I need you at Oates.
I need you at Oates.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You're at Pinky.
I need you at The Brain.
I need you at The Brain.
Name a villain you sympathize with.
I'm already a bit of grump. If I had to share a neighborhood with Filburt and Heffer, I could see myself going full Ed Bighead.
I'm already a bit of grump. If I had to share a neighborhood with Filburt and Heffer, I could see myself going full Ed Bighead.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Name a villain you sympathize with.
I'm already a bit of grump. If I had to share a neighborhood with Filburt and Heffer, I could see myself going full Ed Bighead.
I'm already a bit of grump. If I had to share a neighborhood with Filburt and Heffer, I could see myself going full Ed Bighead.
Finally getting around to watching The Irishman. A little over 2 hours in--just the length of a regular movie left to go.
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Finally getting around to watching The Irishman. A little over 2 hours in--just the length of a regular movie left to go.
Evergreen
One really cool thing about #FedEx is how their Scheduled Delivery Date is just a random date that means absolutely nothing.
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Evergreen
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Colorfle
Colorfle: the daily color mixing game! Try to match the Colorfle in six tries.
colorfle.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album.
Or 4.
These are all top-to-bottom listens for me.
Didn't want to over-rep Toad, but New Constellation (2013) would be on this list as well.
Or 4.
These are all top-to-bottom listens for me.
Didn't want to over-rep Toad, but New Constellation (2013) would be on this list as well.
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album.
Or 4.
These are all top-to-bottom listens for me.
Didn't want to over-rep Toad, but New Constellation (2013) would be on this list as well.
Or 4.
These are all top-to-bottom listens for me.
Didn't want to over-rep Toad, but New Constellation (2013) would be on this list as well.
Slight hyperbole perhaps, but objectively the funniest thing ever said about Liberty DeVitto.
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Slight hyperbole perhaps, but objectively the funniest thing ever said about Liberty DeVitto.
This account smells like chai tea latte, whole wheat toast with strawberry rhubarb preserves, Fall scented candles, and crippling imposter syndrome with a hint of agoraphobia.
This account smells like freshly baked sourdough bread, marigolds, maple syrup, and horrifying anxiety.
This account smells like coffee and old comic books.
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This account smells like chai tea latte, whole wheat toast with strawberry rhubarb preserves, Fall scented candles, and crippling imposter syndrome with a hint of agoraphobia.
Little known fact: November 1st marks the official start of Kaukauna port wine cheese ball season in the northern hemisphere.
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Little known fact: November 1st marks the official start of Kaukauna port wine cheese ball season in the northern hemisphere.
When someone recommends some music, I will almost certainly check it out.
When someone recommends a movie, there's a good chance I'll add it to my library and get around to watching it eventually.
When someone recommends a TV series, I will politely feign interest but as the ancient wisdom states:
When someone recommends a movie, there's a good chance I'll add it to my library and get around to watching it eventually.
When someone recommends a TV series, I will politely feign interest but as the ancient wisdom states:
a woman is laughing with a caption that says ain t nobody got time for that
Alt: a woman is laughing with a caption that says aint nobody got time for that
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
When someone recommends some music, I will almost certainly check it out.
When someone recommends a movie, there's a good chance I'll add it to my library and get around to watching it eventually.
When someone recommends a TV series, I will politely feign interest but as the ancient wisdom states:
When someone recommends a movie, there's a good chance I'll add it to my library and get around to watching it eventually.
When someone recommends a TV series, I will politely feign interest but as the ancient wisdom states:
Not a fan of dance or screamo, but I can't help but get a little giddy whenever #ElectricCallboy drops a new single.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OrH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OrH...
Electric Callboy - TANZNEID (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Electric Callboy
www.youtube.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not a fan of dance or screamo, but I can't help but get a little giddy whenever #ElectricCallboy drops a new single.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OrH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OrH...
Didn't squeeze in as many horror films as I wanted/usually do this October, but I did stay true to my bookend viewings: ParaNorman on the first weekend of October and American Werewolf in London on the last. Also finally got around to seeing Weapons. 😳😱
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Didn't squeeze in as many horror films as I wanted/usually do this October, but I did stay true to my bookend viewings: ParaNorman on the first weekend of October and American Werewolf in London on the last. Also finally got around to seeing Weapons. 😳😱
How hard do I go in celebration of the spooky season? Well, let's just say I could absolutely murder a plate of Totino's pizza rolls right about now.
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How hard do I go in celebration of the spooky season? Well, let's just say I could absolutely murder a plate of Totino's pizza rolls right about now.
Last night visiting fam in MA. Looking forward to reuniting with Choop, but sad to be leaving tomorrow. 😢
1. Sis on a day trip to Newburyport
2. Exterior decor at sis' house
3 & 4. Made pizza tonight for sis/BIL/nephs. This is my love language.
1. Sis on a day trip to Newburyport
2. Exterior decor at sis' house
3 & 4. Made pizza tonight for sis/BIL/nephs. This is my love language.
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Last night visiting fam in MA. Looking forward to reuniting with Choop, but sad to be leaving tomorrow. 😢
1. Sis on a day trip to Newburyport
2. Exterior decor at sis' house
3 & 4. Made pizza tonight for sis/BIL/nephs. This is my love language.
1. Sis on a day trip to Newburyport
2. Exterior decor at sis' house
3 & 4. Made pizza tonight for sis/BIL/nephs. This is my love language.
Hey mutuals, I'm catching up tonight (and probably tomorrow) on 6+ days of content, so if you see that I liked a skeet of yours from last week, I swear I'm not stalking you.
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Hey mutuals, I'm catching up tonight (and probably tomorrow) on 6+ days of content, so if you see that I liked a skeet of yours from last week, I swear I'm not stalking you.
Speeding tickets are basically a fine for not using Waze.
October 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Speeding tickets are basically a fine for not using Waze.
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
Mushrooms
Love Actually
Hey Ya!
Mushrooms
Love Actually
Hey Ya!
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
Twinkies
Black Swan
Piano Man
Twinkies
Black Swan
Piano Man
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
October 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
Mushrooms
Love Actually
Hey Ya!
Mushrooms
Love Actually
Hey Ya!
An unsolicited Flick pic
October 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
An unsolicited Flick pic
ancient gnomes invented numbers
October 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Nevermind. It was in my placenta the whole time. Never thought to look there."
- John Legend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcmL...
- John Legend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcmL...
John Legend - Where Did My Baby Go
YouTube video by repaerlive15
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"Nevermind. It was in my placenta the whole time. Never thought to look there."
- John Legend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcmL...
- John Legend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcmL...
Skaneateles
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Skaneateles
This seems like as good a time as any to tell you all: I am the original drummer for Antifa. Played on the first 3 albums.
October 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
This seems like as good a time as any to tell you all: I am the original drummer for Antifa. Played on the first 3 albums.
Skanking / trombone / drums
October 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Skanking / trombone / drums
I don't remember all these trolls feigning outrage when I was a kid and the foreign-language track Rock Me Amadeus was charting, but I guess they're willing to make an exception when that language is German.
#BadBunny
#BadBunny
October 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I don't remember all these trolls feigning outrage when I was a kid and the foreign-language track Rock Me Amadeus was charting, but I guess they're willing to make an exception when that language is German.
#BadBunny
#BadBunny