Adam Sorber
@adamsorber.bsky.social
The living embodiment of Cabot Sharp Cheddar and a mid-shelf Malbec. Lacks sophistication; adequate.
Name a video game you’ve put 500 hours into
(Pretty sure I have--I've played through the main storyline at least 4-5 times. Always holds up.)
(Pretty sure I have--I've played through the main storyline at least 4-5 times. Always holds up.)
February 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Name a video game you’ve put 500 hours into
(Pretty sure I have--I've played through the main storyline at least 4-5 times. Always holds up.)
(Pretty sure I have--I've played through the main storyline at least 4-5 times. Always holds up.)
Ok, so the @rifftrax.com guys announce new old-school DIY-style #MST3K eps, and then a week later announce that @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social and @frankconniff.bsky.social will be reprising their roles and co-writing an ep?!
People, that is how you make a cynical old man cry.
(In a good way)
People, that is how you make a cynical old man cry.
(In a good way)
February 10, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Ok, so the @rifftrax.com guys announce new old-school DIY-style #MST3K eps, and then a week later announce that @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social and @frankconniff.bsky.social will be reprising their roles and co-writing an ep?!
People, that is how you make a cynical old man cry.
(In a good way)
People, that is how you make a cynical old man cry.
(In a good way)
OK, now let's play
PEOPLE OR THINGS IT TOOK YOU FAR TOO LONG TO APPRECIATE
In no particular order:
• Coffee
• Sticky Toffee Pudding
• The Pen Tool
• Hammer Horror
• Zelda Games
• Hnefatafl (about 1500 years late to the party)
• Enjoying LEGO as an adult
PEOPLE OR THINGS IT TOOK YOU FAR TOO LONG TO APPRECIATE
In no particular order:
• Coffee
• Sticky Toffee Pudding
• The Pen Tool
• Hammer Horror
• Zelda Games
• Hnefatafl (about 1500 years late to the party)
• Enjoying LEGO as an adult
OK, now let's play
PEOPLE OR THINGS IT TOOK YOU FAR TOO LONG TO APPRECIATE
Here’s a few of mine:
• ketchup
• baseball caps
• horror movies as a genre
• Jimmy Carter
• [myself]
OK, you're up.
PEOPLE OR THINGS IT TOOK YOU FAR TOO LONG TO APPRECIATE
Here’s a few of mine:
• ketchup
• baseball caps
• horror movies as a genre
• Jimmy Carter
• [myself]
OK, you're up.
OK, now let's play
PEOPLE OR THINGS IT TOOK YOU FAR TOO LONG TO APPRECIATE
If I may begin:
• Kim Novak
• Natalie Wood
• Moonstruck
• Richard Strauss
• Barbara Stanwyck
OK, you're up.
PEOPLE OR THINGS IT TOOK YOU FAR TOO LONG TO APPRECIATE
If I may begin:
• Kim Novak
• Natalie Wood
• Moonstruck
• Richard Strauss
• Barbara Stanwyck
OK, you're up.
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
OK, now let's play
PEOPLE OR THINGS IT TOOK YOU FAR TOO LONG TO APPRECIATE
In no particular order:
• Coffee
• Sticky Toffee Pudding
• The Pen Tool
• Hammer Horror
• Zelda Games
• Hnefatafl (about 1500 years late to the party)
• Enjoying LEGO as an adult
PEOPLE OR THINGS IT TOOK YOU FAR TOO LONG TO APPRECIATE
In no particular order:
• Coffee
• Sticky Toffee Pudding
• The Pen Tool
• Hammer Horror
• Zelda Games
• Hnefatafl (about 1500 years late to the party)
• Enjoying LEGO as an adult
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i like when the two ice skaters turn into a voltron
February 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
i like when the two ice skaters turn into a voltron
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
My dad owns a humiliating number* of Mitch Miller albums.
* more than zero
* more than zero
Inspired by @terrybuckalew.bsky.social I got to thinking about how my parents’ taste in music ran to the straightest, whitest, blandest shit imaginable in the 70s. The only decent album they owned, which must have been purchased by mistake, was Goodbye YBR, and I wore that LP out on the old stereo.
February 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
My dad owns a humiliating number* of Mitch Miller albums.
* more than zero
* more than zero
Post-Constructed Nachos
(Crumble tortilla chips, top with cheese and salsa, warm/melt, mix, stir in sour cream, jalapeños, shredded lettuce, or whatever else you want, and eat it with a spoon. Don't at me, I swear it's not as depressing as it sounds.)
(Crumble tortilla chips, top with cheese and salsa, warm/melt, mix, stir in sour cream, jalapeños, shredded lettuce, or whatever else you want, and eat it with a spoon. Don't at me, I swear it's not as depressing as it sounds.)
what's everyone's favorite type of gruel
February 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Post-Constructed Nachos
(Crumble tortilla chips, top with cheese and salsa, warm/melt, mix, stir in sour cream, jalapeños, shredded lettuce, or whatever else you want, and eat it with a spoon. Don't at me, I swear it's not as depressing as it sounds.)
(Crumble tortilla chips, top with cheese and salsa, warm/melt, mix, stir in sour cream, jalapeños, shredded lettuce, or whatever else you want, and eat it with a spoon. Don't at me, I swear it's not as depressing as it sounds.)
Yes, please.
I wonder if Radial Entertainment's recent acquisition of the brand had anything to do with making this possible...? Either way, I'm just glad someone's making more #MST3K.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
I wonder if Radial Entertainment's recent acquisition of the brand had anything to do with making this possible...? Either way, I'm just glad someone's making more #MST3K.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!
Mike, Kevin, and Bill are heading back to the Satellite of Love for Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS!
www.kickstarter.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Yes, please.
I wonder if Radial Entertainment's recent acquisition of the brand had anything to do with making this possible...? Either way, I'm just glad someone's making more #MST3K.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
I wonder if Radial Entertainment's recent acquisition of the brand had anything to do with making this possible...? Either way, I'm just glad someone's making more #MST3K.
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
Had a hypothetical conversation recently about what constitutes appropriate/inappropriate age gaps WRT dating. All I know is that if you can sneak out a fart in public without having an emergency exit strategy mapped out, we're in very different stages of life. Sorry, it's not going to work out.
February 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Had a hypothetical conversation recently about what constitutes appropriate/inappropriate age gaps WRT dating. All I know is that if you can sneak out a fart in public without having an emergency exit strategy mapped out, we're in very different stages of life. Sorry, it's not going to work out.
For any Toad lovers that might not know, they finally released Rings: The Acoustic Sessions this week. The album features acoustic re-imaginings from 14 songs spanning their entire career. Available to download on Bandcamp. HIGHLY recommended.
#ToadTheWetSprocket
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXQE...
#ToadTheWetSprocket
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXQE...
Toad The Wet Sprocket - Jam (Acoustic) (Official Video)
YouTube video by Toad the Wet Sprocket
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
For any Toad lovers that might not know, they finally released Rings: The Acoustic Sessions this week. The album features acoustic re-imaginings from 14 songs spanning their entire career. Available to download on Bandcamp. HIGHLY recommended.
#ToadTheWetSprocket
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXQE...
#ToadTheWetSprocket
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXQE...
Pee-Wee's Big Sausage
Sorry, I'll see myself out.
Sorry, I'll see myself out.
January 29, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Pee-Wee's Big Sausage
Sorry, I'll see myself out.
Sorry, I'll see myself out.
Apparently, a little-known piece of Teams etiquette is that you should ask everyone to come on camera before proceeding to share a PowerPoint deck for the entire meeting.
January 26, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Apparently, a little-known piece of Teams etiquette is that you should ask everyone to come on camera before proceeding to share a PowerPoint deck for the entire meeting.
There's a word for people who enable fascists via willful ignorance: Fascists
January 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
There's a word for people who enable fascists via willful ignorance: Fascists
Ok, podcasts growing their audience on YouTube--I get that. There's an extra level of engagement, the platform accommodates the medium well, etc...
But Podcasts on Netflix...?!
But Podcasts on Netflix...?!
a woman with her mouth wide open says i 'm sorry i just do n't get it
Alt: An animated GIF of Erin from The Office saying, "I'm sorry, I just don't get it"
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Ok, podcasts growing their audience on YouTube--I get that. There's an extra level of engagement, the platform accommodates the medium well, etc...
But Podcasts on Netflix...?!
But Podcasts on Netflix...?!
Had a talk with my dad last night where he verbalized some things that I knew were there, but I've never actually heard him say out loud. It was gross; I'm feeling a bit sick over it today. Didn't help that he texted me a faux apology and asked me to call, then doubled down on the phone. 🤦♂️🤮
January 23, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Had a talk with my dad last night where he verbalized some things that I knew were there, but I've never actually heard him say out loud. It was gross; I'm feeling a bit sick over it today. Didn't help that he texted me a faux apology and asked me to call, then doubled down on the phone. 🤦♂️🤮
As I was returning from a grocery run and pulling into my driveway, One Headlight came up on my "Sad Bastard" playlist, and @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social will be happy to know that I stayed in the car to take it all in. AWW YEAH
January 21, 2026 at 6:45 PM
As I was returning from a grocery run and pulling into my driveway, One Headlight came up on my "Sad Bastard" playlist, and @rainbowofcrazy.bsky.social will be happy to know that I stayed in the car to take it all in. AWW YEAH
Midnight Oil - Truganini (from MTV Unplugged DVD)
YouTube video by Sony Music Australia
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I think one of the most pretentious things you can do during the holidays is sing that version of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen where the 2nd "comfort and joy" is quarter note triplets. It's an xmas carol, people, not a syncopation contest.
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I think one of the most pretentious things you can do during the holidays is sing that version of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen where the 2nd "comfort and joy" is quarter note triplets. It's an xmas carol, people, not a syncopation contest.
This resonates so much. The dive that defined my 20's was Blinco's in the late 90's and early aughts. For the #Raleigh folks out there, I'm talking about the original location on Millbrook.
The owner was from upstate NY so it was a taste of home. Beef on weck, garbage plates, and...
(1/6)
The owner was from upstate NY so it was a taste of home. Beef on weck, garbage plates, and...
(1/6)
Just found out the dive bar where I spent my 20’s sold their liquor license to “a new upscale chain the Seaport” and burst into tears.
I know I still have my memories, but that place truly changed my life.
I know I still have my memories, but that place truly changed my life.
January 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
This resonates so much. The dive that defined my 20's was Blinco's in the late 90's and early aughts. For the #Raleigh folks out there, I'm talking about the original location on Millbrook.
The owner was from upstate NY so it was a taste of home. Beef on weck, garbage plates, and...
(1/6)
The owner was from upstate NY so it was a taste of home. Beef on weck, garbage plates, and...
(1/6)
Something to enjoy while thinking about the Roman Empire. Specifically, the Sporus part of the Roman Empire.
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Something to enjoy while thinking about the Roman Empire. Specifically, the Sporus part of the Roman Empire.
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Good day to remember that the people who hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
The people who killed her were following it.
The people who killed her were following it.
January 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Good day to remember that the people who hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
The people who killed her were following it.
The people who killed her were following it.
Joe Pera Talks With You
Which is odd, because it wasn't intended to be the series finale, but it was a pretty perfect bow on the series. Everyone seemed to be in a good place and Joe was venturing out into new (but relatively safe and predictable) horizons. Exactly what you'd want for that series.
Which is odd, because it wasn't intended to be the series finale, but it was a pretty perfect bow on the series. Everyone seemed to be in a good place and Joe was venturing out into new (but relatively safe and predictable) horizons. Exactly what you'd want for that series.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Joe Pera Talks With You
Which is odd, because it wasn't intended to be the series finale, but it was a pretty perfect bow on the series. Everyone seemed to be in a good place and Joe was venturing out into new (but relatively safe and predictable) horizons. Exactly what you'd want for that series.
Which is odd, because it wasn't intended to be the series finale, but it was a pretty perfect bow on the series. Everyone seemed to be in a good place and Joe was venturing out into new (but relatively safe and predictable) horizons. Exactly what you'd want for that series.
I know I'm way late to the party on this, but I "discovered" sticky toffee pudding this year. I made it for xmas and made it again today and I think I have a new favorite winter dessert. 😋
January 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I know I'm way late to the party on this, but I "discovered" sticky toffee pudding this year. I made it for xmas and made it again today and I think I have a new favorite winter dessert. 😋
Cheers to the 98% of corporate America who took vacation today so the 2% of us who show up/log in can basically enjoy a day off without burning 8 hours of PTO.
January 2, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Cheers to the 98% of corporate America who took vacation today so the 2% of us who show up/log in can basically enjoy a day off without burning 8 hours of PTO.
A friend and I got each other Cameos from @mrdavehill.bsky.social for xmas and neither of us had any idea that the other was doing the same thing, so that is the bones of my new elevator pitch for a Lifetime Christmas miracle movie.
December 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A friend and I got each other Cameos from @mrdavehill.bsky.social for xmas and neither of us had any idea that the other was doing the same thing, so that is the bones of my new elevator pitch for a Lifetime Christmas miracle movie.