prosecco liberal
@voxtoria.bsky.social
not that fussed about sunsets or animals in costumes
📍Near mountains in Canada
I might not follow you back because I can’t deal with more US news
📍Near mountains in Canada
I might not follow you back because I can’t deal with more US news
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The UCP strikes again. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Alberta's bid to privatize lab services wasted more than $100M: auditor general | CBC News
Alberta's auditor general has released a report detailing numerous failures in process and lack of due diligence by the province in its attempt to privatize community lab services.
www.cbc.ca
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The UCP strikes again. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Do sandwiches possess the highest pun potential?
This defense attorney is a hero—on a roll in a real grinder of a case. The prosecutor’s argument is shockingly sub parm. I’d never be so patient. They’d have to banh mi from the courtroom.
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Do sandwiches possess the highest pun potential?
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And after an hour my daughter says goodbye to the other girl and comes over and says she's ready to go home, and I was like, oh, do you know that girl? And she's like no, I've never seen her before. And I was like did you get her name, and she's like, no, we don't really know any of the same words
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
And after an hour my daughter says goodbye to the other girl and comes over and says she's ready to go home, and I was like, oh, do you know that girl? And she's like no, I've never seen her before. And I was like did you get her name, and she's like, no, we don't really know any of the same words
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I survived the height of AM radio show culture which means every morning on my way to school I listened to 2 adult men debate a teen celebrity’s virginity, give concert tickets to the winner of a best fake orgasm noises contest, then prank call someone pretending to be a doctor giving terrible news.
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I survived the height of AM radio show culture which means every morning on my way to school I listened to 2 adult men debate a teen celebrity’s virginity, give concert tickets to the winner of a best fake orgasm noises contest, then prank call someone pretending to be a doctor giving terrible news.
I know you’re strong youtu.be/pmkNPOBWdGs?...
October 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I know you’re strong youtu.be/pmkNPOBWdGs?...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/o... Egregious. What happened to weight of evidence and the precautionary principle?
Opinion | The Clue to Unlocking Parkinson’s May Be All Around Us
www.nytimes.com
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/08/o... Egregious. What happened to weight of evidence and the precautionary principle?
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Sorry, can’t. I’ve been summoned to the yard by someone’s milkshake.
October 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sorry, can’t. I’ve been summoned to the yard by someone’s milkshake.
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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The rapture deadline has passed. It seems that none of us were worthy. Not surprised
September 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The rapture deadline has passed. It seems that none of us were worthy. Not surprised
Maybe Charlie was just a test-rapture
September 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Maybe Charlie was just a test-rapture
I would say capitalism, but yeah
What we're living through is the result of 100 years of treating conservatism like it was anything better than fascism biding its time.
September 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I would say capitalism, but yeah
No one will ever wear a turtleneck better
September 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
No one will ever wear a turtleneck better
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no man you need to talk to the bread department. i only work the circus side
September 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
no man you need to talk to the bread department. i only work the circus side
If you are planning to invite me to an event,please give me enough notice to procure the lettuce tree suit. kay thx
WHAT: Libertine (spring 2026)
OCCASIONS: wallpaper installation or attending the retirement party of your vexing & ultra-conservative father-in-law
IF IT WERE A SCENT: leather bound book hidden beneath the floorboards
EMOTIONAL RANGE: sardonic/fun af
#MJMfashionGuide
OCCASIONS: wallpaper installation or attending the retirement party of your vexing & ultra-conservative father-in-law
IF IT WERE A SCENT: leather bound book hidden beneath the floorboards
EMOTIONAL RANGE: sardonic/fun af
#MJMfashionGuide
September 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If you are planning to invite me to an event,please give me enough notice to procure the lettuce tree suit. kay thx
I don’t understand half of the American references on here and I see this as the beginning of the de-linking of our N. American cultures
August 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I don’t understand half of the American references on here and I see this as the beginning of the de-linking of our N. American cultures
If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?
• Quito
• Leon
• Vancouver
• Kyoto
• Copenhagen
• Quito
• Leon
• Vancouver
• Kyoto
• Copenhagen
If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?
• NYC
• Chicago
• London
• Venice, Italy
• Paris
• NYC
• Chicago
• London
• Venice, Italy
• Paris
If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?
Me: NYC, London, Florence, Hong Kong, Auckland
Me: NYC, London, Florence, Hong Kong, Auckland
August 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?
• Quito
• Leon
• Vancouver
• Kyoto
• Copenhagen
• Quito
• Leon
• Vancouver
• Kyoto
• Copenhagen
This is gold
The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
August 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
This is gold
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It's not right that trucks have a monopoly, in my opinion all inventions should have a "Monster" variant. Get me a great big fucked-up toaster.
August 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's not right that trucks have a monopoly, in my opinion all inventions should have a "Monster" variant. Get me a great big fucked-up toaster.
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Love it when people dismiss an injury with “it’s just a flesh wound” Flesh is what I'm made of. It's where I keep all my breaths and heartbeats. Really think it best if I avoid getting any tears or leaks in it.
August 4, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Love it when people dismiss an injury with “it’s just a flesh wound” Flesh is what I'm made of. It's where I keep all my breaths and heartbeats. Really think it best if I avoid getting any tears or leaks in it.
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I can achieve just two styles of eyeliner:
1) Undetectable
2) Murder Clown on their 6th bar in a pub crawl
1) Undetectable
2) Murder Clown on their 6th bar in a pub crawl
August 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I can achieve just two styles of eyeliner:
1) Undetectable
2) Murder Clown on their 6th bar in a pub crawl
1) Undetectable
2) Murder Clown on their 6th bar in a pub crawl
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"I was ashamed of myself when I realized life
was a costume party, and I attended with my real face."
— Franz Kafka
was a costume party, and I attended with my real face."
— Franz Kafka
July 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"I was ashamed of myself when I realized life
was a costume party, and I attended with my real face."
— Franz Kafka
was a costume party, and I attended with my real face."
— Franz Kafka