vmars
@vmars.sextape.mov
whatever the anarchist equivalent of midwest emo is.
he/them
born too late to die playing the cello on the Titanic but just in time to blast fetty wap on the JBL as the eagles fly.
June 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
born too late to die playing the cello on the Titanic but just in time to blast fetty wap on the JBL as the eagles fly.
@jamieloftus.bsky.social how many people have requested a 16th minute on Mikey, the "hello my future girlfriend" kid and also please?
January 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
@jamieloftus.bsky.social how many people have requested a 16th minute on Mikey, the "hello my future girlfriend" kid and also please?
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #139,835! fuck.
September 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #139,835! fuck.
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Me: I want to watch a movie
HBO Max: gotcha, time for HGTV’s new hit Adulterous House Flippers
Me: no I
HBO Max: can three Albanian women find love with one Mormon computer programmer?
Me: please I
HBO Max: 800 lb women have to escape the Amish mafia
Me: alright fine I’ll watch three episodes
HBO Max: gotcha, time for HGTV’s new hit Adulterous House Flippers
Me: no I
HBO Max: can three Albanian women find love with one Mormon computer programmer?
Me: please I
HBO Max: 800 lb women have to escape the Amish mafia
Me: alright fine I’ll watch three episodes
January 27, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Me: I want to watch a movie
HBO Max: gotcha, time for HGTV’s new hit Adulterous House Flippers
Me: no I
HBO Max: can three Albanian women find love with one Mormon computer programmer?
Me: please I
HBO Max: 800 lb women have to escape the Amish mafia
Me: alright fine I’ll watch three episodes
HBO Max: gotcha, time for HGTV’s new hit Adulterous House Flippers
Me: no I
HBO Max: can three Albanian women find love with one Mormon computer programmer?
Me: please I
HBO Max: 800 lb women have to escape the Amish mafia
Me: alright fine I’ll watch three episodes
just a reminder if money is getting tight around the holidays :
stop eating and die on the floor, you animal.
stop eating and die on the floor, you animal.
December 24, 2023 at 2:28 AM
just a reminder if money is getting tight around the holidays :
stop eating and die on the floor, you animal.
stop eating and die on the floor, you animal.
You either die a bart or live long enough to become a millhouse.
November 25, 2023 at 11:11 PM
You either die a bart or live long enough to become a millhouse.
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Increasingly convinced the core divide in humanity is between those who suffer a traumatic, destabilizing event (as we all do) and believe everybody else should have to, too, and those who suffer such an event and hope they are the last person ever to do so.
November 24, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Increasingly convinced the core divide in humanity is between those who suffer a traumatic, destabilizing event (as we all do) and believe everybody else should have to, too, and those who suffer such an event and hope they are the last person ever to do so.
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Is your child texting about Osama bin Laden?
btw = big Taliban win
imho = in my habibi opinion
A/S/L = Abbottabad / safehouse / location?
tldr = taliban libel; didn't read
btw = big Taliban win
imho = in my habibi opinion
A/S/L = Abbottabad / safehouse / location?
tldr = taliban libel; didn't read
November 17, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Is your child texting about Osama bin Laden?
btw = big Taliban win
imho = in my habibi opinion
A/S/L = Abbottabad / safehouse / location?
tldr = taliban libel; didn't read
btw = big Taliban win
imho = in my habibi opinion
A/S/L = Abbottabad / safehouse / location?
tldr = taliban libel; didn't read
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there's something incredibly erotic about this...
October 23, 2023 at 8:03 PM
there's something incredibly erotic about this...
you used to call me on my shell phone
July 23, 2023 at 11:33 PM
you used to call me on my shell phone
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The Bear but it’s me making bombs from the Anarchist Cookbook & saying “yes chef” to a picture of Ted Kaczynski
July 23, 2023 at 3:55 PM
The Bear but it’s me making bombs from the Anarchist Cookbook & saying “yes chef” to a picture of Ted Kaczynski
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Babe you must be the summer of 2023 because you’re breaking all previous hotness records and scaring the shit out of everybody.
July 23, 2023 at 2:37 AM
Babe you must be the summer of 2023 because you’re breaking all previous hotness records and scaring the shit out of everybody.
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maslow's hierarchy of needs was made up by maslow to sell more hierarchies
July 15, 2023 at 7:00 PM
maslow's hierarchy of needs was made up by maslow to sell more hierarchies
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Everybody here is a federal agent except you.
July 3, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Everybody here is a federal agent except you.
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"The second rate limit has been exceeded."
July 1, 2023 at 8:55 PM
"The second rate limit has been exceeded."
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
June 30, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
Fuck the Supreme Court!
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no disappointment quite like the disappointment when the band starts playing werewolves of london and you're like "hell yeah baby, awoooo" but then it's that kid rock song instead
June 25, 2023 at 9:18 PM
no disappointment quite like the disappointment when the band starts playing werewolves of london and you're like "hell yeah baby, awoooo" but then it's that kid rock song instead