I raise you tajin flavored zyn pouches.

I once got stuck in a glass elevator with Kevin sorbo at a convention. He was wasted at 2pm (vibes honestly) and spent the entire time we were stuck explaining to two women in corsets that tits are like potato chips in that you can never eat just one (less vibey for sure). I hate glass elevators.

nobody is defending the FBI. you are an account who follows larger mutual aid and action accounts and follows people from their follower lists while doing nothing but reposting their content to appear active. you are sus as fuck.

bad cop bad cop.

u r police.

tee'd up perfectly for "CDs nutz" and you don't even swing? boomer energy, ngl.

the bees keep coming out here and then freezing on the sidewalk the next day

executive thoughts and prayers just hit different. mmmm picante.
"I sure hope they decide the genicide is just too much work to get back to. It's OND after all".

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