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Victoria
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Hopeful.

She/her
Pinned
Pies are actually giant dumplings. I will not be taking questions
There are brighter days ahead.

Happy solstice
December 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Me: Nah I don't really read horror. I feel like real life is horrific enough, ya know?
Also me: What's that? You need ideas for details for your DnD campaign? Have you considered body horror? Gore? Maybe a little existential horror, as a treat???
December 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
In a baffling turn of events, I have somehow become a person who strongly prefers customer service via the phone vs any other form of CS interaction.
December 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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LEGAL RELEASE FORM: You agree to let us film you
ME: Seems OK
FORM: We own your face forever
ME: Ummm
FORM: We own your face via technologies that haven’t been invented yet
ME:
FORM: in other galaxies
ME: OK hold on
FORM: If we kill you during filming you’re not allowed to scream
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You see, I'm not "staying up disastrously late because I fell down a Wikipedia rabbit hole", I am Doing My Part to resist the robot apocalypse 😤
Wikipedia is seeing a significant decline in human traffic because more people are getting the information that’s on Wikipedia via generative AI chatbots that were trained on its articles and search engines that summarize them without actually clicking to the site

www.404media.co/wikipedia-sa...
Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors
“With fewer visits to Wikipedia, fewer volunteers may grow and enrich the content, and fewer individual donors may support this work.”
www.404media.co
October 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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super cool study found human artifacts in Bearded vulture nests, incl. "weaponry like a crossbow bolt and wooden lance, decorated sheep leather, and parts of a slingshot....a shoe made from twigs and grass is ~675-years-old." link to paper: doi.org/10.1002/ecy..... www.popsci.com/environment/... 🧪🌍🦉
Multi-generational vulture nests hold 700 years of human artifacts
Crossbow bolts, sandals, slingshots, and more.
www.popsci.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Great news!
JSTOR now have a free account with an Independent Researcher category. You can access 100 documents per month

www.jstor.org/action/showL...
September 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Once again, I'm out on a walk as unofficial town sorcerer. I'm on the lookout for crows, omens, and a missing cat named Moo. I've brought my trusty bag of unsalted peanuts and my hand-embroidered cap. My lower back is in pain, which is also an important part of being an unofficial town sorcerer.
September 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Bookmarks. Huge timesaver. No more printing out our favorite Bluesky posts and taping them to the walls like some kind lower-tier Batman villain that gets defeated in the opening pages but kicks off a larger more important and emotionally satisfying story.
September 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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LET SHE WHO HAS NEVER NUKED TOSTITOS QUESO AND EATEN IT STRAIGHT FROM THE JARVWITH CHEAP ASS TORTILLA CHIPS DURING A DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL CAST THE FIRST STONE
September 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Honorary library cards are 1000x better than honorary doctorates. What can you even do with an honorary doctorate? Not like you can go do a heart bypass surgery. A library card still gets you books, honorary or no.
August 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The root cause of disease is embodiment. Hope this helps
August 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Pies are actually giant dumplings. I will not be taking questions
August 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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All this talk about how infodumping is a neurodivergent trait—listen, we grew up reading SFF in the Nineties, OF COURSE we infodump. Y’all are lucky we’re not a full on italicized prologue.
August 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Grim Reaper [ 2 ]
Part 5 or 5.
August 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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we’ve all worked on this codebase
July 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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increasingly want to see an exhibition that is just "lil' guys from history"
We have always made delightful little guys.
July 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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One like, one opinion about dogs.

(Will stop if I run out of good opinions.)
Okay, lets do this.

One like, one opinion that's not on politics.
July 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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If I were a moth I would simply conquer the flame, possess and consume it, take it into my soul and live forever
July 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
July 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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I encourage you both to enjoy this lively discussion, but not in my mentions, since I am not a participant in it.
July 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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yes hello
July 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Breakfast at a coffee shop. As I eat, a dog is making unceasing eye contact with my food. Incredible communication skills, recommended for promotion and also increased snack benefits
July 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM