@vernalicious.bsky.social
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me and my homies are going to destroy ESPN headquarters with sledgehammers
cool idea ESPN! I wonder if anything might have inspired you?
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
me and my homies are going to destroy ESPN headquarters with sledgehammers
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Yeah he can suck it from the back
Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Yeah he can suck it from the back
@robsandia.bsky.social fix your heart
Day 21 of asking @robsandia.bsky.social to change his stance and stand up for trans kids in Iowa.
Your considered and sincere change of stance could help bring together a coalition focused on equal rights. This is just one instance where people are facing persecution.
Your considered and sincere change of stance could help bring together a coalition focused on equal rights. This is just one instance where people are facing persecution.
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
@robsandia.bsky.social fix your heart
Why do farmers hats have a curve in the bill?
From looking in the mailbox for the check from the government
From looking in the mailbox for the check from the government
oh, so farmers are the new welfare queens
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Why do farmers hats have a curve in the bill?
From looking in the mailbox for the check from the government
From looking in the mailbox for the check from the government
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has brianna wu weighed in on the situation at ole miss
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
has brianna wu weighed in on the situation at ole miss
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We lived through ZZ Top now it’s time for ZZ bottom
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
We lived through ZZ Top now it’s time for ZZ bottom
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bowhunting the limu emu
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
bowhunting the limu emu
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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kinda blows my mind that every single sports fan doesn’t own a digital antenna. i get that lots of stuff is on cable but the one time purchase of an antenna has solved so many of my problems
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
kinda blows my mind that every single sports fan doesn’t own a digital antenna. i get that lots of stuff is on cable but the one time purchase of an antenna has solved so many of my problems
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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i love seeing how libs react when the democrats do nothing. like watching a 35 year old discover santa isnt real, over and over again
March 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i love seeing how libs react when the democrats do nothing. like watching a 35 year old discover santa isnt real, over and over again
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Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
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the government is giving me $10 billion because i made a phone app that reminds you to kill yourself
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
the government is giving me $10 billion because i made a phone app that reminds you to kill yourself
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This clip does bring up the point that the Taco Bell bell needs to be on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social soundboard.
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This clip does bring up the point that the Taco Bell bell needs to be on the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social soundboard.
I have completely gone away from plastic packaged soaps where possible. powder for the clothes washing machine. bar soap, bar shampoo, and bar conditioner for the shower. We don't need plastic crap to hold these things!
It's not like I don't think gels can't work - I have used them and have been generally happy.
But what I want people to realize is that the raw ingredients of detergents... are powders. Mixing water with them and putting them in a plastic bottle creates waste there doesn't need to be.
But what I want people to realize is that the raw ingredients of detergents... are powders. Mixing water with them and putting them in a plastic bottle creates waste there doesn't need to be.
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I have completely gone away from plastic packaged soaps where possible. powder for the clothes washing machine. bar soap, bar shampoo, and bar conditioner for the shower. We don't need plastic crap to hold these things!
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I feel badly for UNC players. But this is tremendous content
From one UNC defensive assistant: "What we've done to these kids is fucked up."
October 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I feel badly for UNC players. But this is tremendous content
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Whichever way history turns, I have a feeling that this will be a historic photo
October 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Whichever way history turns, I have a feeling that this will be a historic photo
"Do you think this is a good use of your platform right now"
hit dogs holler
hit dogs holler
The whole empty, centrist Dem scam is collapsing in real time.
This is a leg sweep, followed by a quick boxing of Schatz’s ears. These hacks need to go away. They are killing us in so many ways.
This is a leg sweep, followed by a quick boxing of Schatz’s ears. These hacks need to go away. They are killing us in so many ways.
October 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Do you think this is a good use of your platform right now"
hit dogs holler
hit dogs holler
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if hawkeyemitch is owning you with hamilton lyrics i don’t know how you expect to win as a democrat
September 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
if hawkeyemitch is owning you with hamilton lyrics i don’t know how you expect to win as a democrat
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Do you want to screen Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in your town or city, unlike a cowardly major movie chain?
Email us at jeffreyepstein@theonion.com.
We'll allow you to screen it for free.
Yes, again, this is real.
Email us at jeffreyepstein@theonion.com.
We'll allow you to screen it for free.
Yes, again, this is real.
A very big Onion announcement:
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece.
It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd.
Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
September 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Do you want to screen Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in your town or city, unlike a cowardly major movie chain?
Email us at jeffreyepstein@theonion.com.
We'll allow you to screen it for free.
Yes, again, this is real.
Email us at jeffreyepstein@theonion.com.
We'll allow you to screen it for free.
Yes, again, this is real.
nice of him to show up to work
Cubs Offense Showed Up Again, Including Matt Shaw’s 13th Homer
www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/09...
www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/09...
www.bleachernation.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
nice of him to show up to work
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make the shofar your co-star at the synagogue of success
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
September 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
make the shofar your co-star at the synagogue of success
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which coach will win, the special teams savant with 15+ years experience on the job and a super bowl on his resume or the big dumb tight end who just wants his football team to go to heaven
September 23, 2025 at 3:39 AM
which coach will win, the special teams savant with 15+ years experience on the job and a super bowl on his resume or the big dumb tight end who just wants his football team to go to heaven