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eleni
@venlaflaxine.bsky.social
· Feb 19
oh to be something that exists solely to be hot and also eat people
therapy is nice but only for me because i dont want therapist validating the assholes around me like no ma'am u dont get it they sucked so back
April 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
therapy is nice but only for me because i dont want therapist validating the assholes around me like no ma'am u dont get it they sucked so back
the relief when u find out ur Instacart shopper is a female 🙏🏻
March 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
the relief when u find out ur Instacart shopper is a female 🙏🏻
every few years im just reminded of how absolutely attractive sirens are
February 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
every few years im just reminded of how absolutely attractive sirens are
i hate how trendy vegan leather is like y'all know that means plastic right
February 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i hate how trendy vegan leather is like y'all know that means plastic right
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the titanic sank because jack and rose had premarital sex
February 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
the titanic sank because jack and rose had premarital sex
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oooh i didn’t realize. sorry
February 6, 2025 at 7:17 AM
oooh i didn’t realize. sorry
i also work tmr morning btw
February 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i also work tmr morning btw
i just popped two Buckley nighttime pills and a 10mg edible
February 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i just popped two Buckley nighttime pills and a 10mg edible
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Ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for paranormal activity
January 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for paranormal activity
just heard the doctor tell the smaller doctors completely wrong info LMAO
January 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
just heard the doctor tell the smaller doctors completely wrong info LMAO
do u ever see such a chronically online take that ur like yeah i need to log off for a bit before i become that
January 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
do u ever see such a chronically online take that ur like yeah i need to log off for a bit before i become that
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me passing someone: u slow bitch
me being passed: ok speed racer
me being passed: ok speed racer
January 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
me passing someone: u slow bitch
me being passed: ok speed racer
me being passed: ok speed racer
for the lack of password diversity i have u would think i would press "forgot my password" less often. and yet
January 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
for the lack of password diversity i have u would think i would press "forgot my password" less often. and yet
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but i’m gonna go find out, will report back soon
January 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
i don’t know who needs to hear this but i’m gonna go find out, will report back soon
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Ritual bloodletting is still part of the doctor experience. Oh you’re “doing tests” on it? To me it’s just Missing
January 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ritual bloodletting is still part of the doctor experience. Oh you’re “doing tests” on it? To me it’s just Missing
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If you cut the roof off of Baba Yaga’s hut it can still run around for several minutes, but this is only a reflex action of the house’s nerves, not magic (as previously believed)
November 27, 2024 at 2:08 AM
If you cut the roof off of Baba Yaga’s hut it can still run around for several minutes, but this is only a reflex action of the house’s nerves, not magic (as previously believed)
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we are all made of stardust and microplastics ✨
December 9, 2023 at 3:34 PM
we are all made of stardust and microplastics ✨
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nothing has come of my schemes but i'll keep going
January 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
nothing has come of my schemes but i'll keep going
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You cure ham. Ham cures you. It's the ham cycle
January 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You cure ham. Ham cures you. It's the ham cycle
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the year is 2050. crime is legal. non-crime is illegal. welcome to crime world
January 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
the year is 2050. crime is legal. non-crime is illegal. welcome to crime world
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please leave your screams at the beep
January 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
please leave your screams at the beep
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i do think it's important to donate to wikipedia and i want them to have a little walkin around money
January 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i do think it's important to donate to wikipedia and i want them to have a little walkin around money
rotating yourself like a rotisserie chicken to get all that gas out
January 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
rotating yourself like a rotisserie chicken to get all that gas out