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Ricky B
@ambivalentricky.bsky.social
Music, puzzles, writing, politics I guess. Future former lawyer. Beginner chess player. Disdained as an "egghead" by Matt Taibbi. Banned from Great Clips 7/20/24. He / him. https://billingsgate.neocities.org/
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I 've been complaining for a while about adults on here not actually being able to read well and constantly making assumptions based on what they think the writer would be saying based on their identity, but it never occurred to me they might have been taught with the whole language method
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Trying to pass the California bar exam when you not only didn't go to law school but never went to college is like trying to become a pro athlete in a sport you didn't try until you were 25. Highly unlikely but also if you ever succeed it will be really impressive

www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Kim Kardashian misses the mark on the California bar exam, vows to keep trying
Kim Kardashian’s quest to become a lawyer hit a snag with her announcement Saturday that she failed the California bar exam. Her father was an attorney and she portrays one in Hulu's 'All's Fair.'
www.latimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Yesterday I learned that German college students used to regularly kill each other in fencing duels which then evolved into a kind of fencing that was in large part about being able to stoically tolerate being stabbed in the face

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academi...
Academic fencing - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
And not to be all avocado toast about it but working-class people didn't and couldn't buy brand-name anything back then. They bought everything - clothes, TVs - at JCPenney and fixed their own cars, which was also possible because cars were simpler then. They were also worse in every other way.
It's not totally a fantasy - it just ignores all the ways in which today is fundamentally different in ways both bad and good.

My grandfather got a stable blue-collar job and bought a house at a young age after coming home from wholesale human slaughter in WWII. Then when he got lymphoma he died.
15 percent of American homes lacked indoor plumbing in 1960.

The idea that everyone in 1955 America lived in a split-level suburban home with two cars and three kids and one income is, quite simply, a fantasy borne of media consumption.
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It's not totally a fantasy - it just ignores all the ways in which today is fundamentally different in ways both bad and good.

My grandfather got a stable blue-collar job and bought a house at a young age after coming home from wholesale human slaughter in WWII. Then when he got lymphoma he died.
15 percent of American homes lacked indoor plumbing in 1960.

The idea that everyone in 1955 America lived in a split-level suburban home with two cars and three kids and one income is, quite simply, a fantasy borne of media consumption.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
you're enough weasel for me little guy
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
it feels like you're probably not supposed to admit on here that you were ever taken aback by someone being a SW but I've followed people for other reasons only to find ghost pepper level spicy stuff on the tl (this ain't IG) and now I just roll with it because it's just what people do these days
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Typical chess video

"Magnus Shows You How to Play the Kings Indian!!"

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4

*Magnus goes off-book and does GM moves for 14 minutes until his GM opponent resigns*

Me: I learned so much nothing in the past 14 minutes

#chess #chesspunks
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I don't know about anyone else but I don't find "slow run" "0 to 1500" videos very helpful when it's a 2400-rated streamer winning every game because their low-rated opponent made a stupid mistake. You're not seeing how a 500 can win, just how a 500 can lose. #chess #chesspunks
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I think this is about as accurately as I can play in bullet against an opponent who doesn't outright blunder a piece. I also have apparently learned to play th e Kings Indian defense without totally botching it. #chess #chesspunks #roadto500elo
www.chess.com/game/live/14...
Chess: doritas vs rchrdlln
doritas (454) vs rchrdlln (367). rchrdlln won by checkmate in 29 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.
www.chess.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
watch it and let me know if you have any questions
I didn’t expect to wake up this morning to find a documentary in meme format about my life…
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Does anyone in this photo look like they have any idea what they're doing? Another absurd mismatch between the military gear and the "what's for lunch today" body language
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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shoutout to SLSK user "BaddieWithoutOrgans" for the excellent username choice
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Question:

can you think of any instance in your life in which the adage "if it seems too good to be true, it probably is" proved NOT to be the case?
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
MrBeast lives in a subdivision in Greenville, North Carolina.

That fact alone makes me think that he is on a ride he doesn't know how to get off
no way that when we find out what dude’s been into this whole time it doesn’t force us all to take a beat & reconceptualize evil.

“a funnel, astroglide, fire ants, & a litter of kittens is a superfun tuesday” type shit. “i’ve been doing chattel slavery 2 but found a way to amp my metrics” shit.
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I had never seen a clip of Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs performing "Wooly Bully" until now and as such was unaware that it has to have been the source material for Steve Martin's "King Tut" bit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv5c...
Woolly Bully Sam The Sham & Pharaohs Lyrics
YouTube video by GPITRAL2 Music for Learning English with subtitles
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
it appears that Jemaine Clement was in a random PlayStation print ad in 1999
playstation powerline, print ad (1999) archive.org/details/opm-...
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
North Carolina! They need you!
I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Somehow Grammarly managed to convince schools etc that it wasn't really AI and thus a permissible writing tool while everyone else was taking the opposite tack.
no! it's not new in the slightest! like, they started down the statistical learning road immediately, and were on transformers almost as soon as Attention Is All You Need hit arxiv?
bsky.app/profile/slee...
Wait is the ai stuff in grammarly new?
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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it's 1994. your mom just finished harvesting the tallow fries. dad is home from his job making tallow fries. you turn on the television and are greeted by tallow fries. no smartphones. no woke. just the sound and the smell of tallow fries.
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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the plan: we run more socialist candidates, every race. 2028 presidential + all branches swept is the goal. if any dem complains, we say "vote blue no matter who" until they do. liberalism is dead! cry about it if you need to, then help us keep winning. it's a big tent and you're invited :-)
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Capitalism is now illegal
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM