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Looks like a Cunning McCumpkin to me @herring1967.bsky.social
We’ve introduced a new Bot in our word game Two Words, and it needs a name! Please reply with your suggestions (Botty McBotface won’t do).

For those who don’t know the game, here’s the link.

twowords2.page.link/play
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Incredible opportunity, to say to an elderly relative:
'What are you talking about? It's always been called that!'
October 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Oldest Swinger in Town: Fred Wedlock.
October 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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It's my birthday and I've royally fucked up my drawing wrist, which has also scuppered an overnight trip. If anyone wants to buy one of my prints that'd cheer me up a bit, although I might have to sign it with my wrong hand.
September 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Someone tells you something's a good idea. They might even demonstrate it. It seems to make sense. Or does it? This question - that's critical thinking. When we don't just believe things, but start thinking ourselves. If needs be, research. Test it. And make up our own minds.
#GoodMorning, everyone.
September 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Many Happy returns to my towel, forty four years young today!
Here it is being kept in check by the much younger Password123.
September 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Happening now! Do join me if you can.

twowords2.page.link/play
August 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
After playing a quick game of Noughts and Crosses with them, I persuaded amazon. co. uk's new chatbot, Rufus, to give me some random numbers for me to put on Tuesday's Euromillions. If I win, Rufus is going to get a really nice handbag.
August 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I don’t get winked at by old men anymore.
Not the dodgy winkers, I mean the kind who would pepper a chat with a good old wink. What it meant exactly, I was never entirely sure.

Am I supposed to be the one doing the winking now?
July 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Trying to downgrade Sky TV via a web chat and I'm being transferred to a 'Loyalty expert'.
Send help!
July 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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just wrote a cover letter, tailored my resume, filled out alllllll the shit on a job application, clicked “next” and was met with “please link to a social media post you created that has gone viral with more than 10,000 views. if you do not have this, please do not apply.”
July 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Age verification?

I remember when you had to spend half an hour scraping dead insects off your windscreen if you went for a drive on a summer's evening.
Age verification?

I remember half the channels on satellite TV being in German
Age verification?

I remember half day closing.
July 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
On the street's WhatsApp, someone just reminded us that we should drink plenty of water. Thanks Barbara, I was planning to eat a small bucket of hot sand, is that the wrong thing to do?
June 21, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I checked the lid was on properly before I shook the bottle of sweet chilli sauce. I did. I really did.
April 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
April 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Thanks @rhodri.biz That's the only thing that was missing over here. I can now relax.
February 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hi Rhodri,
Since abandoning my old account, the one and only thing that I am missing is the Bambos Charalambous post. Any chance you could post it over here?

@rhodri.biz
February 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Went to an away game with my son on Saturday. It's a bit like deciding to go and watch a film, but choosing a cinema 80 miles away. No Pick and Mix though. No goals either.
January 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Wednesday (probably):
It's Wednesday. I'll simply remember that I opened the houmous on Wednesday. That's easy to remember. After all Wednesday is the day I opened the pot of Houmous, memorable.

Saturday: I think it was this week. It was definitely this year. I'm sure that it was after Christmas.
January 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving Apple Intelligence.
I just hope that we never get a day when the Pope dies, the King pays tribute to the late Queen and a man is convicted of having sex with a horse.
December 17, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Some people just don't have detective's blood coursing through their veins.
November 19, 2024 at 8:11 PM