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Looks like a Cunning McCumpkin to me @herring1967.bsky.social
We’ve introduced a new Bot in our word game Two Words, and it needs a name! Please reply with your suggestions (Botty McBotface won’t do).
For those who don’t know the game, here’s the link.
twowords2.page.link/play
For those who don’t know the game, here’s the link.
twowords2.page.link/play
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Looks like a Cunning McCumpkin to me @herring1967.bsky.social
Incredible opportunity, to say to an elderly relative:
'What are you talking about? It's always been called that!'
'What are you talking about? It's always been called that!'
October 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Incredible opportunity, to say to an elderly relative:
'What are you talking about? It's always been called that!'
'What are you talking about? It's always been called that!'
The Oldest Swinger in Town: Fred Wedlock.
October 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The Oldest Swinger in Town: Fred Wedlock.
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It's my birthday and I've royally fucked up my drawing wrist, which has also scuppered an overnight trip. If anyone wants to buy one of my prints that'd cheer me up a bit, although I might have to sign it with my wrong hand.
September 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It's my birthday and I've royally fucked up my drawing wrist, which has also scuppered an overnight trip. If anyone wants to buy one of my prints that'd cheer me up a bit, although I might have to sign it with my wrong hand.
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Someone tells you something's a good idea. They might even demonstrate it. It seems to make sense. Or does it? This question - that's critical thinking. When we don't just believe things, but start thinking ourselves. If needs be, research. Test it. And make up our own minds.
#GoodMorning, everyone.
#GoodMorning, everyone.
September 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Someone tells you something's a good idea. They might even demonstrate it. It seems to make sense. Or does it? This question - that's critical thinking. When we don't just believe things, but start thinking ourselves. If needs be, research. Test it. And make up our own minds.
#GoodMorning, everyone.
#GoodMorning, everyone.
Many Happy returns to my towel, forty four years young today!
Here it is being kept in check by the much younger Password123.
Here it is being kept in check by the much younger Password123.
September 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Many Happy returns to my towel, forty four years young today!
Here it is being kept in check by the much younger Password123.
Here it is being kept in check by the much younger Password123.
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August 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
After playing a quick game of Noughts and Crosses with them, I persuaded amazon. co. uk's new chatbot, Rufus, to give me some random numbers for me to put on Tuesday's Euromillions. If I win, Rufus is going to get a really nice handbag.
August 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
After playing a quick game of Noughts and Crosses with them, I persuaded amazon. co. uk's new chatbot, Rufus, to give me some random numbers for me to put on Tuesday's Euromillions. If I win, Rufus is going to get a really nice handbag.
I don’t get winked at by old men anymore.
Not the dodgy winkers, I mean the kind who would pepper a chat with a good old wink. What it meant exactly, I was never entirely sure.
Am I supposed to be the one doing the winking now?
Not the dodgy winkers, I mean the kind who would pepper a chat with a good old wink. What it meant exactly, I was never entirely sure.
Am I supposed to be the one doing the winking now?
July 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I don’t get winked at by old men anymore.
Not the dodgy winkers, I mean the kind who would pepper a chat with a good old wink. What it meant exactly, I was never entirely sure.
Am I supposed to be the one doing the winking now?
Not the dodgy winkers, I mean the kind who would pepper a chat with a good old wink. What it meant exactly, I was never entirely sure.
Am I supposed to be the one doing the winking now?
Trying to downgrade Sky TV via a web chat and I'm being transferred to a 'Loyalty expert'.
Send help!
Send help!
July 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Trying to downgrade Sky TV via a web chat and I'm being transferred to a 'Loyalty expert'.
Send help!
Send help!
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just wrote a cover letter, tailored my resume, filled out alllllll the shit on a job application, clicked “next” and was met with “please link to a social media post you created that has gone viral with more than 10,000 views. if you do not have this, please do not apply.”
July 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
just wrote a cover letter, tailored my resume, filled out alllllll the shit on a job application, clicked “next” and was met with “please link to a social media post you created that has gone viral with more than 10,000 views. if you do not have this, please do not apply.”
Age verification?
I remember when you had to spend half an hour scraping dead insects off your windscreen if you went for a drive on a summer's evening.
I remember when you had to spend half an hour scraping dead insects off your windscreen if you went for a drive on a summer's evening.
Age verification?
I remember half the channels on satellite TV being in German
I remember half the channels on satellite TV being in German
Age verification?
I remember half day closing.
I remember half day closing.
July 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Age verification?
I remember when you had to spend half an hour scraping dead insects off your windscreen if you went for a drive on a summer's evening.
I remember when you had to spend half an hour scraping dead insects off your windscreen if you went for a drive on a summer's evening.
On the street's WhatsApp, someone just reminded us that we should drink plenty of water. Thanks Barbara, I was planning to eat a small bucket of hot sand, is that the wrong thing to do?
June 21, 2025 at 8:47 AM
On the street's WhatsApp, someone just reminded us that we should drink plenty of water. Thanks Barbara, I was planning to eat a small bucket of hot sand, is that the wrong thing to do?
I checked the lid was on properly before I shook the bottle of sweet chilli sauce. I did. I really did.
April 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I checked the lid was on properly before I shook the bottle of sweet chilli sauce. I did. I really did.
Thanks @rhodri.biz That's the only thing that was missing over here. I can now relax.
February 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Thanks @rhodri.biz That's the only thing that was missing over here. I can now relax.
Hi Rhodri,
Since abandoning my old account, the one and only thing that I am missing is the Bambos Charalambous post. Any chance you could post it over here?
@rhodri.biz
Since abandoning my old account, the one and only thing that I am missing is the Bambos Charalambous post. Any chance you could post it over here?
@rhodri.biz
February 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Hi Rhodri,
Since abandoning my old account, the one and only thing that I am missing is the Bambos Charalambous post. Any chance you could post it over here?
@rhodri.biz
Since abandoning my old account, the one and only thing that I am missing is the Bambos Charalambous post. Any chance you could post it over here?
@rhodri.biz
Went to an away game with my son on Saturday. It's a bit like deciding to go and watch a film, but choosing a cinema 80 miles away. No Pick and Mix though. No goals either.
January 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Went to an away game with my son on Saturday. It's a bit like deciding to go and watch a film, but choosing a cinema 80 miles away. No Pick and Mix though. No goals either.
Wednesday (probably):
It's Wednesday. I'll simply remember that I opened the houmous on Wednesday. That's easy to remember. After all Wednesday is the day I opened the pot of Houmous, memorable.
Saturday: I think it was this week. It was definitely this year. I'm sure that it was after Christmas.
It's Wednesday. I'll simply remember that I opened the houmous on Wednesday. That's easy to remember. After all Wednesday is the day I opened the pot of Houmous, memorable.
Saturday: I think it was this week. It was definitely this year. I'm sure that it was after Christmas.
January 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Wednesday (probably):
It's Wednesday. I'll simply remember that I opened the houmous on Wednesday. That's easy to remember. After all Wednesday is the day I opened the pot of Houmous, memorable.
Saturday: I think it was this week. It was definitely this year. I'm sure that it was after Christmas.
It's Wednesday. I'll simply remember that I opened the houmous on Wednesday. That's easy to remember. After all Wednesday is the day I opened the pot of Houmous, memorable.
Saturday: I think it was this week. It was definitely this year. I'm sure that it was after Christmas.
Loving Apple Intelligence.
I just hope that we never get a day when the Pope dies, the King pays tribute to the late Queen and a man is convicted of having sex with a horse.
I just hope that we never get a day when the Pope dies, the King pays tribute to the late Queen and a man is convicted of having sex with a horse.
December 17, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Loving Apple Intelligence.
I just hope that we never get a day when the Pope dies, the King pays tribute to the late Queen and a man is convicted of having sex with a horse.
I just hope that we never get a day when the Pope dies, the King pays tribute to the late Queen and a man is convicted of having sex with a horse.
Some people just don't have detective's blood coursing through their veins.
November 19, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Some people just don't have detective's blood coursing through their veins.