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He swore by it. For context, the guy is an idiot in many ways and pretty much a genius in others. So I wouldn't be that surprised if it doesn't work and you hurt your neck, but I'd give it a try nevertheless.
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He swore by it. For context, the guy is an idiot in many ways and pretty much a genius in others. So I wouldn't be that surprised if it doesn't work and you hurt your neck, but I'd give it a try nevertheless.
I know someone who does a lot of snorkelling and he once told me that in these circumstances you need to stand on one leg, using the leg on the same side as the flooded ear. Then tilt your head sideways so that your ear is as close as possible to being parallel with the ground. Now hop vigorously.
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I know someone who does a lot of snorkelling and he once told me that in these circumstances you need to stand on one leg, using the leg on the same side as the flooded ear. Then tilt your head sideways so that your ear is as close as possible to being parallel with the ground. Now hop vigorously.
At our local cinema the projectionist would often head out for a pint after starting the first reel. He'd then lose track of time and someone would be sent off to find him when we got bored of waiting for the second reel.
November 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
At our local cinema the projectionist would often head out for a pint after starting the first reel. He'd then lose track of time and someone would be sent off to find him when we got bored of waiting for the second reel.
The first we knew about it was when our TV and Internet stopped working. They wouldn't re-open the account, I had to set up a new one. It took a long time.
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The first we knew about it was when our TV and Internet stopped working. They wouldn't re-open the account, I had to set up a new one. It took a long time.
When our new neighbours moved into the flat below us, they set up an account with Virgin Media. We share a front door and they just used the number on that door as their address. Virgin Media then permanently closed my account. They didn't contact me, they just turned everything off.
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
When our new neighbours moved into the flat below us, they set up an account with Virgin Media. We share a front door and they just used the number on that door as their address. Virgin Media then permanently closed my account. They didn't contact me, they just turned everything off.
Dammit, if only I'd got over the early teething problems with my recipe for ice cream soup. This would have been such a great moment to get some publicity.
My whole life is like this.
My whole life is like this.
October 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Dammit, if only I'd got over the early teething problems with my recipe for ice cream soup. This would have been such a great moment to get some publicity.
My whole life is like this.
My whole life is like this.
No hurry by the way. Happy to wait until your wrist has recovered before you do any p&p.
September 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
No hurry by the way. Happy to wait until your wrist has recovered before you do any p&p.
Happy Birthday to @happytoast.co.uk
Purchase made. Thank you.
Purchase made. Thank you.
September 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Happy Birthday to @happytoast.co.uk
Purchase made. Thank you.
Purchase made. Thank you.
I preferred it when we were a Proper Country and our misspelled signs were more like this one. I think it's misspelled.
September 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I preferred it when we were a Proper Country and our misspelled signs were more like this one. I think it's misspelled.
I wanted a Chopper and I got a purple Puch Pirate with whitewall tyres. It wasn't cool.
August 16, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I wanted a Chopper and I got a purple Puch Pirate with whitewall tyres. It wasn't cool.
I'm afraid it lost all credibility for me, when he got the flash-drive the right way up on the first attempt.
August 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I'm afraid it lost all credibility for me, when he got the flash-drive the right way up on the first attempt.
Tower Bridge is 'lifting' at 14:00 and 15:45 today. Free and close to the Tower of London. Could be combined with a trip on a Thames Clipper, which is a cheaper way to see the sights from the river. www.towerbridge.org.uk/lift-times
Bridge Lift Times | Tower Bridge
Find out the date and time of the next Bridge Lift at Tower Bridge.
www.towerbridge.org.uk
July 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Tower Bridge is 'lifting' at 14:00 and 15:45 today. Free and close to the Tower of London. Could be combined with a trip on a Thames Clipper, which is a cheaper way to see the sights from the river. www.towerbridge.org.uk/lift-times