Jessica
@vegspice.bsky.social
food scientist/goth mom/recovering academic/semi-professional hater
asked my husband to bring me a shower old fashioned and this was his solution. I don’t think anything’s encapsulated me more
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
asked my husband to bring me a shower old fashioned and this was his solution. I don’t think anything’s encapsulated me more
Turns out all I needed was an hourlong powerlifting workout while listening to Gossip and other 00s bangers then a shower cocktail and four days off work
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Turns out all I needed was an hourlong powerlifting workout while listening to Gossip and other 00s bangers then a shower cocktail and four days off work
MISTY FOREST—shot is low to the ground, focusing on only the feet of a fox running. Haunting music DINGS as his paws pad the earth. smash cut to the same shot of a bear running on all fours. Music DINGS as we see them together. Slowly we see both animals’ front paws rise, then they begin to walk
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
MISTY FOREST—shot is low to the ground, focusing on only the feet of a fox running. Haunting music DINGS as his paws pad the earth. smash cut to the same shot of a bear running on all fours. Music DINGS as we see them together. Slowly we see both animals’ front paws rise, then they begin to walk
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(not even looking up) time loop mishap
Did you guys hear about the Georgia man who died in a scuba diving accident after which family looked in the backyard treehouse and found the skeletal remains of his missing adult son? It’s such a weird story and I need there to be any kind of resolution.
Skeletal remains of missing son found in backyard tree house days after father dies in scuba accident
Henry Hank Frantz, 32, went missing four years ago, according to reports.
www.nbcnews.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
(not even looking up) time loop mishap
7yo, learning how to play BoTW, fast traveling away from Guardians: ha ha, see ya later!
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
7yo, learning how to play BoTW, fast traveling away from Guardians: ha ha, see ya later!
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
Was compelled by some neighbors today to smell a dried out SCOBY and I haven’t regretted succumbing to peer pressure like this since high school
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Was compelled by some neighbors today to smell a dried out SCOBY and I haven’t regretted succumbing to peer pressure like this since high school
Nothing has ever been funnier than the sounds my kid made when trying a Japanese toilet for the first time
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Nothing has ever been funnier than the sounds my kid made when trying a Japanese toilet for the first time
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
Hard to overstate how incredible it was seeing this in theaters in your early 20s
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hard to overstate how incredible it was seeing this in theaters in your early 20s
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Both teams deserved the win but also people who shit on LA do not understand how fucking bad this city has been since the pandemic, three massive fires, pandemic, Hollywood and now fascist occupation. Hate the dodgers ownership and some players sure, don’t hate the city tho.
November 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Both teams deserved the win but also people who shit on LA do not understand how fucking bad this city has been since the pandemic, three massive fires, pandemic, Hollywood and now fascist occupation. Hate the dodgers ownership and some players sure, don’t hate the city tho.
I honestly feel awful for the Blue Jays fans, they look devastated. What a series, good lord
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I honestly feel awful for the Blue Jays fans, they look devastated. What a series, good lord
My husband and I have a game called “baseball face” that’s basically when a player’s profile comes on screen we decide whether or not they have baseball face (most, but not all, do)
Baseball player physiognomies:
-I smoke weed
-cultured apex asethete
-dan from jiffy lube
-I smoke weed
-cultured apex asethete
-dan from jiffy lube
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My husband and I have a game called “baseball face” that’s basically when a player’s profile comes on screen we decide whether or not they have baseball face (most, but not all, do)
This year’s Halloween candy data
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This year’s Halloween candy data
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November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
my son wishes every single player was Shohei
November 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
my son wishes every single player was Shohei
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as a UC grad and ex-employee, GOOD
BREAKING: The California Supreme Court has DENIED the University of California's request that it block the release of a 28-page, $1.2-billion fine Trump administration UCLA settlement offer. UC is required to give a faculty group the document today. www.latimes.com/california/s...
UC must publicly release Trump administration's $1.2-billion settlement proposal
The California Supreme Court on Friday declined a request from the University of California to block the release of a roughly $1.2-billion Trump UCLA settlement. UCLA is required to share the document...
www.latimes.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
as a UC grad and ex-employee, GOOD
The Dodgers are doing this to me personally
October 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Dodgers are doing this to me personally
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Mods are asleep post brassicas
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mods are asleep post brassicas
Listened to Wilco today and suddenly my pants morphed into cargo shorts, my shoes and socks flew off and sandals slipped on, my top became a button-up Hawaiian shirt with a LEGO Yoda print
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Listened to Wilco today and suddenly my pants morphed into cargo shorts, my shoes and socks flew off and sandals slipped on, my top became a button-up Hawaiian shirt with a LEGO Yoda print
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FREDDY KRUEGER: (waving his scary gloves at me in a dream) Waugghhh!
ME: Whoa Freddy, I haven't seen you all semester, dude. We've got that big math test today, didn't you study? Uh oh, you're in big trouble, buddy.
ME: Whoa Freddy, I haven't seen you all semester, dude. We've got that big math test today, didn't you study? Uh oh, you're in big trouble, buddy.
October 23, 2024 at 6:01 PM
FREDDY KRUEGER: (waving his scary gloves at me in a dream) Waugghhh!
ME: Whoa Freddy, I haven't seen you all semester, dude. We've got that big math test today, didn't you study? Uh oh, you're in big trouble, buddy.
ME: Whoa Freddy, I haven't seen you all semester, dude. We've got that big math test today, didn't you study? Uh oh, you're in big trouble, buddy.
He really does look like a doll that came to life
October 5, 2025 at 6:10 AM
He really does look like a doll that came to life
A lot of things would improve overnight if we changed the national anthem to American Boy
September 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
A lot of things would improve overnight if we changed the national anthem to American Boy