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Jessica
@vegspice.bsky.social
food scientist/goth mom/recovering academic/semi-professional hater
I IMMEDIATELY instinctively shook it lol
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
This was my dream last night and even in my dream I said, “that looks dumb”
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
ROBIN HOOD

COMING 2028
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
We follow an arrow as it zooms through the trees and lands on a WANTED poster that we pan down to
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
on their hind legs. Music slowly comes in, a haunting Orville Peck type voice crooning, “ooh de lally, oooh de lally, golly what a day”
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I had three miscarriages before my son was born. I was terrified the entire pregnancy and had to take huge painful injections daily, and you bet your ass I went to every single ultrasound appointment every week. I literally cannot imagine putting myself in this mindset.
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Jesus this was a hard read
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
*pours breakfast into toilet*
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
He unlocked remote bombs and is blowing up Bokoblins and giggling. My child 🥹
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Also this soundtrack still absolutely fucks
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I am physically ill!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM