Jessica
@vegspice.bsky.social
food scientist/goth mom/recovering academic/semi-professional hater
asked my husband to bring me a shower old fashioned and this was his solution. I don’t think anything’s encapsulated me more
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
asked my husband to bring me a shower old fashioned and this was his solution. I don’t think anything’s encapsulated me more
Hard to overstate how incredible it was seeing this in theaters in your early 20s
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hard to overstate how incredible it was seeing this in theaters in your early 20s
This year’s Halloween candy data
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This year’s Halloween candy data
This should have just been Boolevard and it makes me sick
August 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This should have just been Boolevard and it makes me sick
Thinking of this wonderful John K. Samson song tonight for no reason (go Doyers)
August 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Thinking of this wonderful John K. Samson song tonight for no reason (go Doyers)
“You wanna know how I got these cars??”
July 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
“You wanna know how I got these cars??”
In North Dakota for work and look who’s on tv at the hotel! @joshgondelman.bsky.social we love to see it!
June 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In North Dakota for work and look who’s on tv at the hotel! @joshgondelman.bsky.social we love to see it!
Broke my neck looking at this sticker on an SUV
June 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Broke my neck looking at this sticker on an SUV
Extremely fun moment today while shopping for nail polish with my kid and he enthusiastically said “I want THAT one” and pointed to the one that I also wanted
March 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Extremely fun moment today while shopping for nail polish with my kid and he enthusiastically said “I want THAT one” and pointed to the one that I also wanted
Can’t stop thinking about this
February 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Can’t stop thinking about this
My son just handed this to me and I feel extremely unsafe
February 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My son just handed this to me and I feel extremely unsafe
Maturing is realizing that though Wesley is beautiful, Inigo was the real babe all along
February 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Maturing is realizing that though Wesley is beautiful, Inigo was the real babe all along
I’m at this stage of the flu
February 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’m at this stage of the flu
Wearing this on my septum for school dropoff
February 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Wearing this on my septum for school dropoff
This might be what finally sends me over the Luigi Cliff
February 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This might be what finally sends me over the Luigi Cliff
Really can’t believe these are street legal
January 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Really can’t believe these are street legal