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Episcopal Priest. Stylist. Panda in a human suit. Trying to make the world a kinder place.
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#PeepingInTheShadows is when Peeps meddle with the occult.

#HashtagGame #SpookyTags
January 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Meanwhile, at the National Zoo in Washington, DC...

via National Zoo X

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January 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Steve has made up a song. It's about snow and being cold and stuff. He made it up all by himself. It's awful, but Steve IS trying his best. Please let him know what you think.
December 6, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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I asked ChatGPT if a role reversal between big game hunters and animals would be funny and its answer was a resounding yes.
December 4, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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Random stab in the dark, but does anyone have the contact information for composer Mason Bates? 🎼🎶🎵
November 28, 2024 at 12:27 AM
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MAGA probably isn’t smart enough to know why this is kinda funny
November 23, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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Pam Bondi refused to return their dog to a family of Katrina victims after she "adopted" their dog. She fought them in court for 16 months before she gave the dog back. Disqualifying. Character counts. www.businessinsider.com/rnc-speaker-...
RNC speaker Pam Bondi was once in a 16-month custody battle over a dog with Hurricane Katrina victims
Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi refused to return a St. Bernard she adopted from a rescue shelter to the family it belonged to.
www.businessinsider.com
November 22, 2024 at 9:04 PM
One of my fave songs.
November 21, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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Lots of stories about how mass deportations will spike food prices and cause inflation. But as Tom Bonier noted, only one published before Election Day...
November 19, 2024 at 10:54 AM
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If you know you know!
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver
November 16, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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This is my tell-tale heart
There is no greater hell on this earth than a smoke alarm that is low on battery.
November 17, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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November 15, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Rampell: What's interesting here is that besides what we know or don't know about what Matt Gaetz may have done behind closed doors and the allegations are quite disturbing. There's plenty of stuff he's done in public that I think should have disqualified him from this job
November 16, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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The House Ethics Committee completed an investigation into Trump’s nominee to run the Justice Department — an investigation that reportedly looked at criminal behavior including sex with a minor — and Mike Johnson wants to hide the report from the country.

A *massive* red flag.
November 15, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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this rules
November 16, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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Damn! As usual, Andy is correct not very funny.
November 15, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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Wait until you hear about church musicians!
November 15, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is not a “skeptic” of vaccines. He has said there are no safe or effective vaccines. He is a foe of vaccines.
November 15, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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A reminder from the past to ensure history doesn’t repeat itself: the Cuyahoga River caught fire over a dozen times, leading to change in 1969.

Here is an overview of Trump’s reduction in clean water protections during his last term: (1/2)
November 15, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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GET ALL OF YOUR VACCINES NOW PEOPLE.
November 14, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 9:40 AM