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BREAKING: It’s been 37 days since the US government Grindr’d to a halt and Republican Party 🎊 animal Mike Johnson sees no reason why the shutdown should ever end!
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
BREAKING: It’s been 37 days since the US government Grindr’d to a halt and Republican Party 🎊 animal Mike Johnson sees no reason why the shutdown should ever end!
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The president had a MRI but won't say why.
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The president had a MRI but won't say why.
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why.
He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical.
He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it.
How is any of this ok?
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Lindsey Graham Whispers to Siri in Capitol Hallway. She Loudly Replies, ‘Calling Sean Hannity Mobile’
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Lindsey Graham Whispers to Siri in Capitol Hallway. She Loudly Replies, ‘Calling Sean Hannity Mobile’
South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham's Siri accidentally revealed what he was whispering into his phone in the Senate on Tuesday, Oct. 28
people.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Lindsey Graham Whispers to Siri in Capitol Hallway. She Loudly Replies, ‘Calling Sean Hannity Mobile’
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BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.
BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
BREAKING: In an alternate better universe this trash was put in it’s rightful place.
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BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.
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“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈
BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson insists he’s not the Presidents puppet despite persist rumors.
October 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson insists he’s not the Presidents puppet despite persist rumors.
“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈
October 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
“Those lips, they move like a machine gun” 👄🙈
BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
BREAKING: President Trump meets up with his Qatari business partners on Air Force 1 to discuss making America great again.
Farmer Scott
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Farmer Scott
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Times like this we need an opposition party press secretary. The juxtaposition between Buttigieg as opposition Press secretary and this monstrosity could really help with midterms.
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Times like this we need an opposition party press secretary. The juxtaposition between Buttigieg as opposition Press secretary and this monstrosity could really help with midterms.
BREAKING: Reporter asks Press Secretary crazy question and Karoline Leavitt gives stormy reply.
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
BREAKING: Reporter asks Press Secretary crazy question and Karoline Leavitt gives stormy reply.
BREAKING: Alcoholic ex-weekend news host & secretary of the department of war cosplays as a pilot while being chauffeured in fighter jet for photo op.🫡
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
BREAKING: Alcoholic ex-weekend news host & secretary of the department of war cosplays as a pilot while being chauffeured in fighter jet for photo op.🫡
BREAKING: King Trump sh!ts on US cattle and soybean farmers
October 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
BREAKING: King Trump sh!ts on US cattle and soybean farmers
Trumps tearing it down to make room for a double wide. #WhiteTrashHouse
October 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Trumps tearing it down to make room for a double wide. #WhiteTrashHouse
October 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
BREAKING: King Trump shits all over the Statue of Liberty, Arlington Cemetery, The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, the Constitution, and everything Americans hold dear. #NoKings
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
BREAKING: King Trump shits all over the Statue of Liberty, Arlington Cemetery, The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, the Constitution, and everything Americans hold dear. #NoKings
BREAKING: After having his racist extremism exposed in leaked chat messages, Vice Chair of the Young Republicans, William Hendrix says the internet is being very mean to him right now, stating that words are hurtful and fascists have feelings too.
October 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
BREAKING: After having his racist extremism exposed in leaked chat messages, Vice Chair of the Young Republicans, William Hendrix says the internet is being very mean to him right now, stating that words are hurtful and fascists have feelings too.
BREAKING: Trump grabs himself by the p*ssy.
October 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
BREAKING: Trump grabs himself by the p*ssy.
NO KINGS!
October 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
NO KINGS!
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I know we can’t trust what’s coming out of the DOJ right now.
October 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I know we can’t trust what’s coming out of the DOJ right now.
BREAKING: ICE agents dosed w/ hallucinogen after making physical contact w/ Portland frog which excretes the psychoactive chemical from its skin as natural defense. One ICE agent stated he felt as if the bug up his ass had finally been removed & he wanted to try some molly next.
October 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
BREAKING: ICE agents dosed w/ hallucinogen after making physical contact w/ Portland frog which excretes the psychoactive chemical from its skin as natural defense. One ICE agent stated he felt as if the bug up his ass had finally been removed & he wanted to try some molly next.
BREAKING: Ivanka Trump makes a special visit to the sacred Western Wall aka Wailing Wall .🙏
October 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
BREAKING: Ivanka Trump makes a special visit to the sacred Western Wall aka Wailing Wall .🙏
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