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Vaper Dads
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Former Executive Compensation Analyst at FTX
There's two politicians I trust in this world, Ed Balls and Big Balls.
July 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Flights are always a great option, Eric!
June 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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ken klippenstein thinks that pete "i love war crimes" hegseth is being tricked into war crimes
So by "senior military intelligence official" we mean the second coming of Reality Winner right

No one with actual access is talking to fucking Ken about this shit lmao
Cracks me up how this dynamic only apparently exists in the Trump administration, they can never fail, only be failed
April 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A dude I know started working at the company that makes ozempic, I see him after a few months and he looks like he lost 20 lbs #zempedup
February 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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My job on the anarchist commune would be creating a police state to ensure nobody sets up a food delivery service
January 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
H1B this, H1B that, how about you all log off and get some H1Bitches instead
January 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill
December 30, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed
December 31, 2024 at 10:47 AM
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January 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Woke is coming back. Get in on the ground floor of Woke 2.
December 21, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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Using advanced satellite technology I have been able to pinpoint the source of the mysterious drone lights seen above New Jersey. If this account goes silent you know why
December 19, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Oomf doesn't realize he gets me in the divorce
October 11, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Balance is restored in the universe as I will be working for a Frenchman once again
September 20, 2023 at 6:54 PM