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this is the account I hide from my mom
I won my basketball fantasy league once and I’ve been chasing that high ever since
Celtics (sorry), and CT sun
I won my basketball fantasy league once and I’ve been chasing that high ever since
Celtics (sorry), and CT sun
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~~let’s just forget everything said and everything we did~~
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
in my dream last night I was a miniature sized man. I ran on the court and held that Achilles tendon together. Celtics tied the series to 2-2.
Only Ben stiller saw me and he recognized my game, as all gamers should. He and spike Lee became Celtics fans.
#celtics #knicks #nbasky
Only Ben stiller saw me and he recognized my game, as all gamers should. He and spike Lee became Celtics fans.
#celtics #knicks #nbasky
May 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
May 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
In the state of Texas you are legally required to have at least one photo of yourself with finger guns
May 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
In the state of Texas you are legally required to have at least one photo of yourself with finger guns
We can all agree that the best part of a song is when they start running in the opening intro of an anime
May 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We can all agree that the best part of a song is when they start running in the opening intro of an anime
May 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
May 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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country went to hell when auto shops put these in in place of a glass carafe that had been on the burner continuously since the Truman administration
March 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
country went to hell when auto shops put these in in place of a glass carafe that had been on the burner continuously since the Truman administration
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Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.
American voters:
American voters:
a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
ALT: a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.
American voters:
American voters:
*flexing*
*points to bicep*
This right here buddy
*points to bicep*
This right here buddy
fine, i give up. what's brutalism
March 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
*flexing*
*points to bicep*
This right here buddy
*points to bicep*
This right here buddy
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aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
February 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
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men who dressed like this from 2008 - 2012 had preppy menswear blogs
February 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
men who dressed like this from 2008 - 2012 had preppy menswear blogs
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Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”
February 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Amazon MGM Studios has confirmed that in the next James Bond film Bond will be fully nude in the iconic title sequence. “You will see James Bond’s penis” said a spokesperson. “James Bond will be shooting at you with his penis out”
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who up burninating they countryside
February 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
who up burninating they countryside
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I saw slowdive live recently and it seemed like they just used windows vita screensavers and Winamp audio animations for their backgrounds
music world take note
#shoegaze
music world take note
#shoegaze
February 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I saw slowdive live recently and it seemed like they just used windows vita screensavers and Winamp audio animations for their backgrounds
music world take note
#shoegaze
music world take note
#shoegaze
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
When I’m president my first executive order will be to make every single stall bathroom have a sign that says occupied or free when you lock/unlock it.
My second will be if someone knocks on the stall door, the person inside is legally obligated to say “IM POOPING OVAH HERE”
My second will be if someone knocks on the stall door, the person inside is legally obligated to say “IM POOPING OVAH HERE”
February 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
When I’m president my first executive order will be to make every single stall bathroom have a sign that says occupied or free when you lock/unlock it.
My second will be if someone knocks on the stall door, the person inside is legally obligated to say “IM POOPING OVAH HERE”
My second will be if someone knocks on the stall door, the person inside is legally obligated to say “IM POOPING OVAH HERE”
How are Shiba Inu’s feeling about DOGE? We need these interviews
February 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
How are Shiba Inu’s feeling about DOGE? We need these interviews