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this is the account I hide from my mom

I won my basketball fantasy league once and I’ve been chasing that high ever since

Celtics (sorry), and CT sun
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Meme of Ms.frizzle. Left is the orange haired glasses student saying “Please…no more field trips”. On the right is a Chad meme version of Ms.frizzle saying “Get in the bus”
December 10, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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December 2, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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Crazy deck for my A20H Ironclad run in #slaythespire! Lucked out with pocketwatch, hidden branch, and other amazing relics. Love the combo of Necronomicurse + Rupture!
Final screen of a A20H run for Ironclad in Slay the Spire, facing the Heart. End game screen of A20H run, pt 1. End game of A20H run, pt 2.
November 27, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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Necronomicurse + Blue Candle + Upgraded Rupture has gotta be one of the most satisfying combos in #slaythespire

(Blue Candle does 1dmg when exhausting a curse, which procs Rupture. Necronomicurse can’t be removed, so it comes back to your hand - meaning you can do this over and over!)
A screenshot of the game “Slay the Spire.” In it the Ironclad is being played, and he has 123 strength. This was possible with the Necronomicurse + Rupture + Blue Candle combo.
November 26, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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~~let’s just forget everything said and everything we did~~
Guy Fieri, world renowned chef, standing on the street. He’s looking inside a restaurant. The camera point of view is from inside the restaurant. We see Guy, looking sad, watching a man eat food inside a booth. There’s a camera pointed at the man.
November 22, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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does anyone have any phone numbers of non Celtics players? There’s something I wanna send them

#nba #nbasky #celtics
A picture of duece, tatum’s son, with a caption from Snapchat saying “my dad is better than you lol”
November 22, 2024 at 11:14 AM
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Meme image. Blond haired woj woman on the left saying “thank you for changing my life”. On the right is a picture of Derrick White, The Buffalo may he roam forever, before his haircut. He’s smiling a beautiful smile. Underneath him is text saying, “i’m literally Derrick White”.
November 21, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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Your favorite movie isn’t The Town?

#nba #celtics
Joe Mazulla, the coach of the Boston Celtics (one of the best basketball franchises in the history of the sport and the world) making a frowny face.
November 20, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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me on my way to defend the celtics in every thread on this big blue sky
There is a large teddy bear with a comically, proportionally small head in the doorway of a carpeted room.
November 20, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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🤝

literally said something just like this a few minutes ago
November 20, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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paused the game every time Big Al made a shot just to bask in his form

#nba #celtics
Al Horford shooting a 3 pointer. The Golden Spiral is overlaid his shooting form, because like him, it is perfect.
November 20, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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I’m absolutely blessed to have grown up watching shrek
A picture of a brick building with a sign on it. The sign is between two windows, it has a cross on it and a sun behind the cross. The cross is red, the sun is yellow, and the sign is blue. The outline of the sign is black. The font is white. On the horizontal post of the cross it says “HE IS RISEN”. Below the cross it says “TOLEDO GRACE BRETHREN CHURCH”. Behind the building, rising above the sign, is a billboard displaying Shrek, from the movie Shrek. He’s partially cut off, so he appears to be peaking at the viewer, above the billboard. The image invokes a comedic reaction. Shrek is raised above the religious sign. The framing of the photo seems to apply that “HE” is not God, but rather Shrek. Shrek has risen.
November 19, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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new writing exercise: posting the silliest pictures I have saved and doing my best to provide accurate alt text
A screenshot of a hotdog on the tile ground from the sims, with a thought bubble of being back on a plate. There’s a comment from “simsgonewrong” that says “He dreams to be back on a plate”
November 19, 2024 at 1:13 PM
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Midwest emo Georgie

“let’s just forget everything said and everything we did”
November 17, 2024 at 12:08 PM