Val🎩
banner
valezri.bsky.social
Val🎩
@valezri.bsky.social
Tory hater. Pro EU, Anti Fascism, Anti Racism, Anti Misogyny, Pro Trans - in other words WOKE and proud of it
NO Unsolicited DMs, I WILL block you
1,147,365

📍Merseyside, UK
Pinned
Scones (rhymes with swans) the *only* way:

Jam (or cream) on one half

Cream (or jam) on the other

Sandwich together squeezing a bit

Turn so join is vertical

Stick out tongue

Roll oozing creamy jamminess over tongue

Eat any way you like after that
😋
#JamFirst
#CreamFirst
Eye opening and excellent journalism
NEW There's no overstating how significant the Nathan Gill case is. On Friday, the close associate of Nigel Farage was jailed for over 10 years for taking bribes ultimately from a friend of Putin. It's a complex, detail-heavy story that raises questions about Farage’s claim Gill was ‘one bad apple’🧵
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Reposted by Val🎩
Please sign, share, repost, thanks.

c.org/X5zWCXZ6rN
Sign the Petition
Shut X down in the UK and EU
c.org
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Please (re)follow the new account and repost their original thanks
Due to an admin error, we have lost our @oxfordforeurope.bsky.social account. (As you can see that account hasn’t posted for a while). So - after many attempts with the Bluesky team to regain the account - this is the new account.
If you see this, please could you repost and follow back? 🙏
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Are these villages in the room with us now Elon?
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"

"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"

"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 3, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Wow! Great Halloween decorations 👏👏

From about 16 seconds in, they are desperately trying to look uninterested 🤣
Friends! Happy Halloween! 🎃
We have been having a LOT of Dastardly Fun in our house! Here’s a taster of it. I have invited Ralphy round for a Halloween Supper with me tonight so come back to see that later. For now, enjoy #CatsAtHalloween and please SHARE for us 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Also a thread of "our women" mentality where we are once again seen as chattel.

I despair. How much progress we made in a few decades with this, and with racism seen as ugly, only to be fighting the same battles now 😥
The apparent alacrity with which our media and politicians react to certain crimes, while studiously avoiding others, has become genuinely disturbing.

“This is an industry of grievance and division, a machine designed to spread hate, which now operates across the British right.”
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Reposted by Val🎩
My friend Sascha is a professional musician and he's lost a viola bow on the way to Heathrow. Please signal boost to help him get it back.
October 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Scones (rhymes with swans) the *only* way:

Jam (or cream) on one half

Cream (or jam) on the other

Sandwich together squeezing a bit

Turn so join is vertical

Stick out tongue

Roll oozing creamy jamminess over tongue

Eat any way you like after that
😋
#JamFirst
#CreamFirst
October 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Kemi Badenoch on @bbclaurak.bsky.social 🤢
What a tiresome, rude person she is.

"We'll get the money for the border force from closing the hotels being used for asylum seekers"

Who the f**k opened them?
October 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Come on Bsky folks. You know what to do
The express poll asking whether reforms migrangt visa plan is racist is about 91% "no" so it REALLY needs your help - this is a direct link to poll

xd.wayin.com/display/cont...
POLL: Is Reform's migrant visa plan racist?
xd.wayin.com
October 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Britcard:

I understand those who disagree with an ID system, but those who disagree on the grounds that it will be mandatory makes no sense. What would be the point of it if everyone wasn't included?

I DO share the views of those who dislike the name though 🤢

#Britcard
September 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Once again the @marshfamilysongs.bsky.social knock it out of the park 👏👏👏
In some ways, an oddly upbeat vibe, for a musical rundown of the backsliding #freespeech situation developing in the US ... but this is our 🎵 parody "Freedom of Speech" to the tune of #Disney's "Under the Sea" - with some familiar faces cut in. 😎

youtu.be/DyoYRN8cc-g

#Kimmel #Colbert
"Freedom of Speech" - Marsh Family parody of "Under the Sea" from Disney's "The Little Mermaid"
YouTube video by Marsh Family
youtu.be
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Why I rarely post or comment

1. I am fairy shy
2. I am not very elegant
3. I am scared of pylons
5. What if I'm docked???!!
6. Someone has already said it betterer than what I myself could

But at least I'm not illiterate or inumerate 😤
September 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I keep seeing posts from our friends in the US claiming things such as:

It's starting to happen
History is starting to repeat itself
It is beginning
We are on a slippery slope downwards

Well, I have news for you

It. Is. Already. There.

And has been for months!
September 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The @marshfamilysongs.bsky.social nail it every time 👏👏👏
Here's a parody adaptation of the classic song "Walking in Memphis" by the soulful Marc Cohn, in which we address Donald Trump's arrival in the UK for his exciting historic second state visit.

It's called "Put Up Some Fences" 🎹🎶

youtu.be/1Iag4yaozis?...
"Put Up Some Fences" - Marsh Family parody of "Walking in Memphis" about Donald Trump UK State Visit
YouTube video by Marsh Family
youtu.be
September 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Yup! This wins the Internet today 😆 👏👏
UPEND THE ESTABLISHMENT, by voting for a party composed entirely of rejects from the oldest party in the country that was in power for 14 years. 😂

Reform UK increasingly look like the Tories just ran off stage, then ran back on wearing a comedy glasses-nose-moustache disguise.
BREAKING: Tory MP Danny Kruger just defected to Reform. Big surprise, not. ~AA
September 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Yes please. Even the Trending section is almost all US related.
Having said that:

Release the Epstein files!
Brit Starter Pack.

It can be hard not to drown in the Americanness of Bluesky. We Brits need a stronger and more unified presence on here. If you're British and you'd like to see more Brits in your feed then give this post a like and a share. Ill add you to my first starter pack.
September 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
No Emily, the question is not "why are we making these mistakes?" it is why are we ONLY hearing about them?!

#Kuenssberg
September 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Reposted by Val🎩
Expect your mobile to go off 3pm Sunday! Be prepared for a test of the Govt's emergency alert system. Full info... www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2025/09...

LIVING WITH DOMESTIC ABUSE? If you've a hidden mobile, you the link above has details of how to opt out of the alert.

Pls share
September 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Masterchef: The Next Generation

Make it so
September 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I've never once met an ordinary member of the public who's said to me, "Do you know what? We REALLY need to lose OUR human rights, such as our right to LIFE, protection from torture, to a fair trial........ "
Where has this ludicrous ECHR "debate" even come from.

I've never once met an ordinary member of the public who's said to me, "Do you know what? We REALLY need to leave the ECHR."

It's just a new right wing talking point because every other shit idea they've foisted on us has run out of steam.
September 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
At 15:00 (3 p.m.) repost for those who need to switch off phones
Apparently the UK government are doing an emergency alert test on the 7th of September so just in case anyone knows any current domestic abuse victims who would need to have their safety phones switched off so as not to be outed, please pass it in.
September 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I can't help thinking that this court case was setup so that fag ash can say exactly this, knowing that people will believe it

Makes my blood boil 🤬
Utter bollocks as usual. The only mention of the ECHR was in confirming that it wasn't considered at all by the judges. Deliberate lying to incite hatred and division by the the frog-faced gobshite.
August 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Request: are you a current or former UK police officer, ideally familiar with murder investigations and / or forensics, who is willing to speak to an author doing research for a piece of fiction? Please get in touch.
August 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM