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Valentino Mori
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Novelist,
Card Game Designer,
Social Joyist
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it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Merry Christmas from Japan!

日本からメリークリスマス!!
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I would attend
December 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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As Trump drags us into an Iraq-style war in Venezuela, 312 members of the House — including 115 Democrats — just voted to authorize over $900 billion in military spending.
December 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Its friday night baby lets get to slurping
March 22, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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A majority of U.S. adults (59%) say they don’t want to get an updated COVID-19 vaccine. This is roughly identical to the share who said in October 2024 that they probably wouldn’t get the updated vaccine.
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Something no one prepares you for when you publish a book is how deeply moved you'll be when anyone tells you they've read it. I keep tearing up and making it really weird, sorry everyone
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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mrw ur whispering instead of choosing a pebble
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Probably because it's too good
Oof

*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Do you ever see a structure in a science fiction film and think “yeah that’s going to explode for sure”
October 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Hotto Inu, the mascot for Hot Staff staffing agency, is a “hot” dog who warmly supports those looking for work.
October 14, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Ki-tan the helpful but clumsy onion is the mascot for Kitami City in Hokkaido.
October 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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repost this if an editor has ever saved you from yourself
An actual hot take: Too many authors are afraid of editors watering down their voice or whatever and not afraid enough of editors letting you put any old slop on the page.
October 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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happy sunday, remember that you are completely expendable to your employer and that when you die they will forget you ever existed within weeks and easily replace you
October 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Testing a theory:

reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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everybody has to stop saying "political violence" until someone tells me what the fuckin exchange rate is with "violence"
September 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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“Dang it, Monica! I can’t live this charade any longer! I’m not a telephone repairman who stumbled into your life—I’m a Komodo dragon, largest member of the lizard family and a filthy liar.”
September 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Slept till 7 o’clock, which I have not done a very great while, but it was my weariness last night that caused it.
August 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM