Valentine Glass
@valentineglass.bsky.social
Saucy, feminist erotica author.
My mom thinks I'm cute.
Your mom thinks I'm hot.
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My mom thinks I'm cute.
Your mom thinks I'm hot.
HTTP://linktr.ee/valentineglass
Listen, we've all been fingered, right? Some of us even enjoyed it. (I know I have!) But, if someone tells you that you can do anything you want to them and they write "finger," you are allowed to mock them.
#erotica #erotic #sexy #sex #fiction
#erotica #erotic #sexy #sex #fiction
Audio: Jarring Sex - GPE - Finger | Valentine Glass
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December 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My new book, Degrees of Sex, is in the top 300 of LGBTQ+ erotica!
YOU LIKE ME!
YOU REALLY LIKE ME!
YOU LIKE ME!
YOU REALLY LIKE ME!
December 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My new book, Degrees of Sex, is in the top 300 of LGBTQ+ erotica!
YOU LIKE ME!
YOU REALLY LIKE ME!
YOU LIKE ME!
YOU REALLY LIKE ME!
I recorded my favorite Christmas story as a way to entice you to read my new book.
Free post.
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Free post.
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Audio: Six to Eight Black Men | Valentine Glass
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December 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I recorded my favorite Christmas story as a way to entice you to read my new book.
Free post.
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Free post.
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I have lost most of my paying erotica patrons this season. It dwindles how eagerly I want to write smut going forward. Why make love to the open window if it is only masturbation?
Http://patreon.com/valentineglass
Http://patreon.com/valentineglass
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I have lost most of my paying erotica patrons this season. It dwindles how eagerly I want to write smut going forward. Why make love to the open window if it is only masturbation?
Http://patreon.com/valentineglass
Http://patreon.com/valentineglass
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I can't do white lady yoga culture anymore. Every time I go to yoga class now, it's a bunch of women bragging about being landlords, selling MLM oils, and how much they love AI... and then asking us to chant for peace. Girl, YOU are the violence you need to stop.
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I can't do white lady yoga culture anymore. Every time I go to yoga class now, it's a bunch of women bragging about being landlords, selling MLM oils, and how much they love AI... and then asking us to chant for peace. Girl, YOU are the violence you need to stop.
In these circumstances, line etiquette is paramount.
October 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
In these circumstances, line etiquette is paramount.
This will live in my mind for weeks.
They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men
October 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
This will live in my mind for weeks.
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It’s funny because promoting and marketing a book in any way, shape, or form is actually NOT the author’s job. At all. It is unpaid labor we’ve been forced to do for so long the expectation has mutated like a virus into “okay now you also have to be a TikTok sensation to do this as a job.”
I just don’t want “film a video and hope it goes viral” to be a “reasonable” expectation of authors!! I hate being on video! I am too awkward for video!
September 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s funny because promoting and marketing a book in any way, shape, or form is actually NOT the author’s job. At all. It is unpaid labor we’ve been forced to do for so long the expectation has mutated like a virus into “okay now you also have to be a TikTok sensation to do this as a job.”
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You could spend the rest of your life with a hundred screens set up, each one cycling through the entirety of Pornhub's catalog and you will still not see this level of cock sucking and ass licking. What an absolute bunch of gelatinous, pathetic losers.
Witkoff: "There's only one thing I wish for: that that Nobel committee finally gets its act together and realizes that you are the single finest candidate since that Nobel award was ever talked about."
August 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You could spend the rest of your life with a hundred screens set up, each one cycling through the entirety of Pornhub's catalog and you will still not see this level of cock sucking and ass licking. What an absolute bunch of gelatinous, pathetic losers.
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When JK Rowling is on your side, there is a good chance it is the wrong one.
Also, impressive how she gets quoted in a story that is not about her.
Also, impressive how she gets quoted in a story that is not about her.
I am one of the 14 authors who chose to leave the Polari Prize, and I find myself frustrated and saddened at the way this entire story has been represented. 1/
John Boyne says LGBTQ+ fiction prize backlash brought him ‘close to the edge’
August 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
When JK Rowling is on your side, there is a good chance it is the wrong one.
Also, impressive how she gets quoted in a story that is not about her.
Also, impressive how she gets quoted in a story that is not about her.
So, I am back to talking dirty, but with the rougher parts of the book smoothed away by a princess.
It makes sense. Just like a lesbian having Thai food, then boy sex, makes sense.
#erotica #sexy #audio #erotic #writing #writers #queer
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It makes sense. Just like a lesbian having Thai food, then boy sex, makes sense.
#erotica #sexy #audio #erotic #writing #writers #queer
www.patreon.com/posts/audio-...
Audio: Jarring Sex - Good Parts Edition - Section 2 | Valentine Glass
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August 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"You complete idiot," I say, licking fur mommy until I starve, a genius.
"wire mother is mothering" i say, symptomatically
July 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
"You complete idiot," I say, licking fur mommy until I starve, a genius.
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"Art's Greedy Touch" is such an evocative phrase and also what I am titling my next erotic story.
May 19, 2025 at 10:14 AM
"Art's Greedy Touch" is such an evocative phrase and also what I am titling my next erotic story.
What if I skipped over the blackmail and went right to the sexy parts?
What if I had a Princess of Fluffdom as the one doing the editing?
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What if I had a Princess of Fluffdom as the one doing the editing?
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Jarring Sex: Good Parts Edition 1 | Valentine Glass
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April 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What if I skipped over the blackmail and went right to the sexy parts?
What if I had a Princess of Fluffdom as the one doing the editing?
www.patreon.com/posts/jarrin...
What if I had a Princess of Fluffdom as the one doing the editing?
www.patreon.com/posts/jarrin...
Go woke, have a sustained economic upturn and planes that stay in the sky.
i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together
turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness
April 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Go woke, have a sustained economic upturn and planes that stay in the sky.
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every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
Rarely have I felt so seen.
When night falls and people dress up to look their gothy best, you suffer the change and become the WereDracula Parrot. You are resplendent and eye-catching but maybe you eat people's eyeballs. Your only known weakness? Someone with flashier plumage.
February 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Rarely have I felt so seen.
More... unaliving?
are the democrats....alive?
February 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
More... unaliving?
It's true! Men's organs are occasionally in my orifices!
Silly people don't realize this.
Silly people don't realize this.
February 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's true! Men's organs are occasionally in my orifices!
Silly people don't realize this.
Silly people don't realize this.
It is the worst part of my birthday.
if you’re single and a dyke valentine’s day is the day you see all the gorgeous women you thought were lesbians posting their pics with chadley bradley. it’s basically our 9/11
February 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It is the worst part of my birthday.
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Immediately stop with "he's neurodivergent he didn't know it was a nazi salute!" EVERY NEURODIVERGENT PERSON I KNOW, MYSELF INCLUDED, KNOWS WHAT THAT HAND GESTURE MEANS. And doesn't use it unless they mean to. Please be serious.
January 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Immediately stop with "he's neurodivergent he didn't know it was a nazi salute!" EVERY NEURODIVERGENT PERSON I KNOW, MYSELF INCLUDED, KNOWS WHAT THAT HAND GESTURE MEANS. And doesn't use it unless they mean to. Please be serious.
I am not dipping my toes too far in this muck but I will say that this was close to my experience.
I read the Gaiman article at NYMag - you'll find it easily at the site - and among the things, many of which will make you feel ill, is this line
January 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I am not dipping my toes too far in this muck but I will say that this was close to my experience.
Oh, look, erotica about infidelity at a wedding. That's what you freaks like, right?
Right?
(It's me. I'm freaks.)
Right?
(It's me. I'm freaks.)
Magda Cums Loud: Chapter 5 - Fundamental Forces | Valentine Glass
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January 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Oh, look, erotica about infidelity at a wedding. That's what you freaks like, right?
Right?
(It's me. I'm freaks.)
Right?
(It's me. I'm freaks.)