Dixie ☕︎
@dixie13.bsky.social
The only hell my mama ever raised. I believe in ☕, 📚, 🐉 & moxie. Here to post silly memes & various nonsense you might enjoy. Blue dot in rural red Texas.
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Dixie ☕︎
@dixie13.bsky.social
· Sep 8
For your Autumnal 🍂 celebrations this year, feel free to burn a copy of the Malleus Maleficarum. I never approve of book burning🔥/banning, except for that extra special POS 📚 that's a manual written by the first incel, a crazy, sexually frustrated 15th C monk on how to specifically torture women.
This came up in my memories today. 😆
December 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This came up in my memories today. 😆
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Merry Christmas, y’all. We are grateful for each and every one of you. 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Merry Christmas, y’all. We are grateful for each and every one of you. 🎄
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A Dallas church has swapped the traditional stable for chain-link and barbed wire, forcing a raw look at what a modern-day Nativity really looks like.
December 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
A Dallas church has swapped the traditional stable for chain-link and barbed wire, forcing a raw look at what a modern-day Nativity really looks like.
Three French hens. 😊
Strands #662
“Caroler's count”
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December 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Three French hens. 😊
Strands #662
“Caroler's count”
🔵🟡🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵
Connections
Puzzle #928
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🟩🟨🟨🟨 🫤
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Wordle 1,650 3/6
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Strands #662
“Caroler's count”
🔵🟡🔵🔵
🔵🔵🔵
Connections
Puzzle #928
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟨🟨🟨 🫤
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟪🟨🟨🟨 🫤
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My favorite meme on this is a guy with a gun entering a bank, followed by bullets.
Next frame is same guy entering with a pen, followed by him walking out ahead of armed guards carrying moneybags.
The quote is "Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world"
Next frame is same guy entering with a pen, followed by him walking out ahead of armed guards carrying moneybags.
The quote is "Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world"
December 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My favorite meme on this is a guy with a gun entering a bank, followed by bullets.
Next frame is same guy entering with a pen, followed by him walking out ahead of armed guards carrying moneybags.
The quote is "Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world"
Next frame is same guy entering with a pen, followed by him walking out ahead of armed guards carrying moneybags.
The quote is "Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world"
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I asked a man in prison once how he happened to be there and he said he had stolen a pair of shoes. I told him if he had stolen a railroad he would be a United States Senator.
Mother Jones
Mother Jones
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I asked a man in prison once how he happened to be there and he said he had stolen a pair of shoes. I told him if he had stolen a railroad he would be a United States Senator.
Mother Jones
Mother Jones
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Well this is awkward🙃🫣
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Well this is awkward🙃🫣
"Give me a kiss?"
"Give me a $20".
I stole that joke from The Addams Family, btw.
They just look so dour. If they are 'Christians' this is supposed to be a joyous day, right? This looks like they are attending the funeral of one of their criminal dictator friends from around the world.
"Give me a $20".
I stole that joke from The Addams Family, btw.
They just look so dour. If they are 'Christians' this is supposed to be a joyous day, right? This looks like they are attending the funeral of one of their criminal dictator friends from around the world.
December 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
"Give me a kiss?"
"Give me a $20".
I stole that joke from The Addams Family, btw.
They just look so dour. If they are 'Christians' this is supposed to be a joyous day, right? This looks like they are attending the funeral of one of their criminal dictator friends from around the world.
"Give me a $20".
I stole that joke from The Addams Family, btw.
They just look so dour. If they are 'Christians' this is supposed to be a joyous day, right? This looks like they are attending the funeral of one of their criminal dictator friends from around the world.
I will always love this. 💙📚
December 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I will always love this. 💙📚
I'd bury that little fucker too. He gives me the creeps. 😬
December 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'd bury that little fucker too. He gives me the creeps. 😬
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The only reason people are still pushing for an Epstein list is because they don’t believe women in the first place.
There’s literally no reason for any of this shit.
There’s literally no reason for any of this shit.
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The only reason people are still pushing for an Epstein list is because they don’t believe women in the first place.
There’s literally no reason for any of this shit.
There’s literally no reason for any of this shit.
Some parents will be like this in the morning. Cheers!
December 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Some parents will be like this in the morning. Cheers!
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The rich and powerful don’t get their wages garnished when they default on a loan. They declare bankruptcy and end up paying pennies on the dollar, if anything. Like Trump did many, many times.
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The rich and powerful don’t get their wages garnished when they default on a loan. They declare bankruptcy and end up paying pennies on the dollar, if anything. Like Trump did many, many times.
Why yes, you meatballs, we are very much suggesting you break the law, repeatedly.
Another brilliant idea by the Trump WH to put the ‘Rapid React’ campaign ‘own the libs’ juvenile delinquents in charge of DOJ comms. Very professional.
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Why yes, you meatballs, we are very much suggesting you break the law, repeatedly.
Can you fight for something that doesn't exist? 🤷♀️
Ex-Fox News star ramping up a 'fight for the soul' of MAGA
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Ex-Fox News star ramping up a 'fight for the soul' of MAGA
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December 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Can you fight for something that doesn't exist? 🤷♀️
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Your last saved meme is your philosophy on life.
Accurate.
Accurate.
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Your last saved meme is your philosophy on life.
Accurate.
Accurate.
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I guess it’s that time of year where i have to make my public plea for Nancy Meyers to give us “the Kate Winslet cut” of The Holiday.
2+ hours of just Jack Black & Kate Winslet. Edit out the Cameron Diaz & Jude Law storyline.
Tell me who’s not watching that.
2+ hours of just Jack Black & Kate Winslet. Edit out the Cameron Diaz & Jude Law storyline.
Tell me who’s not watching that.
a man and a woman are sitting in a crowd looking at something
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting in a crowd looking at something
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December 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I guess it’s that time of year where i have to make my public plea for Nancy Meyers to give us “the Kate Winslet cut” of The Holiday.
2+ hours of just Jack Black & Kate Winslet. Edit out the Cameron Diaz & Jude Law storyline.
Tell me who’s not watching that.
2+ hours of just Jack Black & Kate Winslet. Edit out the Cameron Diaz & Jude Law storyline.
Tell me who’s not watching that.
Girl, you tied for 5th place with a trans woman. Unfortunately for you, you were never going to the Olympics. I know you worked hard & it didn't pay off. Olympic hopefuls don't just get there by sheer luck. It's grueling. You're bitter but taking it out on the entire trans community is shitty.
December 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Girl, you tied for 5th place with a trans woman. Unfortunately for you, you were never going to the Olympics. I know you worked hard & it didn't pay off. Olympic hopefuls don't just get there by sheer luck. It's grueling. You're bitter but taking it out on the entire trans community is shitty.