Yubi - Give a knave an inch, and he'll take an ell
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For the next 12ish days I have flown the ancient coop of Scotland and alighted in Canada, and I am going to gorge myself on SO MUCH NORTH AMERICAN FOOD and I cannot possibly expect my friends and family to care so you shall bare witness to my gluttony and joy.
A Thread.
A Thread.
September 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
For the next 12ish days I have flown the ancient coop of Scotland and alighted in Canada, and I am going to gorge myself on SO MUCH NORTH AMERICAN FOOD and I cannot possibly expect my friends and family to care so you shall bare witness to my gluttony and joy.
A Thread.
A Thread.
Sitting alone in a pretty busy restaurant. Just flicked a drop of chilli oil *up my nose*. Dying as quietly as possible. Help. Death comes for me.
September 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sitting alone in a pretty busy restaurant. Just flicked a drop of chilli oil *up my nose*. Dying as quietly as possible. Help. Death comes for me.
me: I love Fantasia, I’m going to watch it!!!
also me: Fantasia scary!!! Ahhh!!!
also me: Fantasia scary!!! Ahhh!!!
September 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
me: I love Fantasia, I’m going to watch it!!!
also me: Fantasia scary!!! Ahhh!!!
also me: Fantasia scary!!! Ahhh!!!
S/o to all the cunts in Edinburgh with convertibles, today is truly your day to shine
July 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
S/o to all the cunts in Edinburgh with convertibles, today is truly your day to shine
hanging out w grandma (yes, THE grandma) and she picked some fresh peas and gave me the pods, so I cracked one open and ate them (10/10) and cracked another for her and held them out in my palm.
anyway she had muddy hands so she leaned in and ate them out my hand like a horse.
Core memory made.
anyway she had muddy hands so she leaned in and ate them out my hand like a horse.
Core memory made.
July 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
hanging out w grandma (yes, THE grandma) and she picked some fresh peas and gave me the pods, so I cracked one open and ate them (10/10) and cracked another for her and held them out in my palm.
anyway she had muddy hands so she leaned in and ate them out my hand like a horse.
Core memory made.
anyway she had muddy hands so she leaned in and ate them out my hand like a horse.
Core memory made.
I could not tell you for the life of me what I just read but by god it gripped me
dragon lady next to me at the second life rave was too close and her wings kept clipping through my player model. I didn't mind but she apologied each and every time it happened. chat was filled with hundreds of variations of "oop sowwie >_<!! xoxo" and "uaah! not again! orz" by the end of the night
May 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I could not tell you for the life of me what I just read but by god it gripped me
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When you're a majestic orc but also sleeby
May 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
When you're a majestic orc but also sleeby
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Your periodic reminder that "fancy fonts" on places like Bluesky are unicode & are a nightmare for screen reader users. DON'T use for your name
Not only that, good lucky having anyone search for you in the search bar by name.
More examples in the original post on Masto: toot.cafe/@aardrian/11...
Not only that, good lucky having anyone search for you in the search bar by name.
More examples in the original post on Masto: toot.cafe/@aardrian/11...
May 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Your periodic reminder that "fancy fonts" on places like Bluesky are unicode & are a nightmare for screen reader users. DON'T use for your name
Not only that, good lucky having anyone search for you in the search bar by name.
More examples in the original post on Masto: toot.cafe/@aardrian/11...
Not only that, good lucky having anyone search for you in the search bar by name.
More examples in the original post on Masto: toot.cafe/@aardrian/11...
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Is It Worth It To Buy A Secret Lair Commander Deck?
Find out if "Everyone's Invited!" is worth it here: youtu.be/xXYdT11l1nQ
#magicthegathering
Find out if "Everyone's Invited!" is worth it here: youtu.be/xXYdT11l1nQ
#magicthegathering
May 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Is It Worth It To Buy A Secret Lair Commander Deck?
Find out if "Everyone's Invited!" is worth it here: youtu.be/xXYdT11l1nQ
#magicthegathering
Find out if "Everyone's Invited!" is worth it here: youtu.be/xXYdT11l1nQ
#magicthegathering
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I've had a couple of potential freelance jobs fall through and am continuing to tread the worryingly shallow waters of my overdraft, so if you want to hire me - or know anyone who might - my schedule is open!
Back in the office and thinking "boy howdy, I wish there was an experienced narrative writer/editor/copywriter/grimoire-forward word goblin I could hire?" Well, GOOD NEWS! I am EXTREMELY FREE for both full-time and freelance work - check out my portfolio & hit me up (please): www.immersionruined.com
May 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I've had a couple of potential freelance jobs fall through and am continuing to tread the worryingly shallow waters of my overdraft, so if you want to hire me - or know anyone who might - my schedule is open!
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*old man yells at a cloud* Remember when you could google forums to join? And then post to the threads that interested you? Now you have to first know a discord exists + get invited and then it's just a stream of consciousness conversation and joining it feels like jumping on a moving train
no because I don't know any art discords, but if I did it would definitely be what I'd do 🥲
May 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
*old man yells at a cloud* Remember when you could google forums to join? And then post to the threads that interested you? Now you have to first know a discord exists + get invited and then it's just a stream of consciousness conversation and joining it feels like jumping on a moving train
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Trust me
April 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Trust me
I WENT TO A LOTR MAGIC THE GATHERING DRAFT AND ONLY WENT AND WON IT!!!! AHHHHH!!! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER DID BETTER THAN WINNING MAYBE ONE MATCH IN A BEST OF THREE!!!!
My scrappy little rakdos commons and uncommons deck kicked ass!!!! Éomer I owe you my life!!!!
My scrappy little rakdos commons and uncommons deck kicked ass!!!! Éomer I owe you my life!!!!
April 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I WENT TO A LOTR MAGIC THE GATHERING DRAFT AND ONLY WENT AND WON IT!!!! AHHHHH!!! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER DID BETTER THAN WINNING MAYBE ONE MATCH IN A BEST OF THREE!!!!
My scrappy little rakdos commons and uncommons deck kicked ass!!!! Éomer I owe you my life!!!!
My scrappy little rakdos commons and uncommons deck kicked ass!!!! Éomer I owe you my life!!!!
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
April 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
So I started going to the gym in January and did a few classes while waiting for my pt appointment so I could do my own workouts, but today I did one of those classes again and I’d really struggled with it back in January but today it was much easier!!!! So nice to see progress!!!
April 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
So I started going to the gym in January and did a few classes while waiting for my pt appointment so I could do my own workouts, but today I did one of those classes again and I’d really struggled with it back in January but today it was much easier!!!! So nice to see progress!!!
It was hard to pick one that wasn’t LotR or the hobbit lol
April 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It was hard to pick one that wasn’t LotR or the hobbit lol
(To the tune of Colors of the Wind)
🎶have you ever swung a hydra for a half a mil? And had a way to give it some haste?🎶
Cause THIS GUY DID!! God MtG is fun!!!
(The secret is stack your graveyard with land, slap down the hydra, then Lumra 😍)
🎶have you ever swung a hydra for a half a mil? And had a way to give it some haste?🎶
Cause THIS GUY DID!! God MtG is fun!!!
(The secret is stack your graveyard with land, slap down the hydra, then Lumra 😍)
April 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
(To the tune of Colors of the Wind)
🎶have you ever swung a hydra for a half a mil? And had a way to give it some haste?🎶
Cause THIS GUY DID!! God MtG is fun!!!
(The secret is stack your graveyard with land, slap down the hydra, then Lumra 😍)
🎶have you ever swung a hydra for a half a mil? And had a way to give it some haste?🎶
Cause THIS GUY DID!! God MtG is fun!!!
(The secret is stack your graveyard with land, slap down the hydra, then Lumra 😍)
officially got a girlfriend 🥹
April 22, 2025 at 9:57 AM
officially got a girlfriend 🥹
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BREAKING: Pope Francis has died, Cardinal Kevin Ferrell, the Vatican camerlengo announced.
Pope Francis has died, the Vatican camerlengo, announces
Pope Francis died Monday morning, Cardinal Kevin Ferrell, the Vatican camerlengo, announced.“ At 7:35 this morning, the Bishop of Rome, Francis, returned to the home of the Father.
bit.ly
April 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
BREAKING: Pope Francis has died, Cardinal Kevin Ferrell, the Vatican camerlengo announced.
I also need to put my Zendikar precon back together…
April 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I also need to put my Zendikar precon back together…
Also I got to play my new Dragonstorm precon, the Sultai Arisen one, and it’s super good actually! Really fun out the box and honestly powerful, I won the first game with it and then came pretty close second. I also tried out my pal’s Mardu one and that’s also really fun, imo!
April 11, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Also I got to play my new Dragonstorm precon, the Sultai Arisen one, and it’s super good actually! Really fun out the box and honestly powerful, I won the first game with it and then came pretty close second. I also tried out my pal’s Mardu one and that’s also really fun, imo!
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Latest painting.
‘The Bohemian’s Bolthole’
Oil and acrylic on canvas (80 x 100cm)
‘The Bohemian’s Bolthole’
Oil and acrylic on canvas (80 x 100cm)
April 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Latest painting.
‘The Bohemian’s Bolthole’
Oil and acrylic on canvas (80 x 100cm)
‘The Bohemian’s Bolthole’
Oil and acrylic on canvas (80 x 100cm)
Every time I pick up my adhd meds before my last 2 months worth has run out, I feel so incredibly powerful it’s unbelievable
April 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Every time I pick up my adhd meds before my last 2 months worth has run out, I feel so incredibly powerful it’s unbelievable
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Hi #portfolioday! I'm Julie Dillon, and I'm a freelance artist working mostly on MtG cards and book covers. Here are a few personal paintings I've done in the past year. :)
April 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hi #portfolioday! I'm Julie Dillon, and I'm a freelance artist working mostly on MtG cards and book covers. Here are a few personal paintings I've done in the past year. :)
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Little lovely head bonk up in the mountains
My darling Nwalin 💚💜 it’s been a while
My darling Nwalin 💚💜 it’s been a while
April 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Little lovely head bonk up in the mountains
My darling Nwalin 💚💜 it’s been a while
My darling Nwalin 💚💜 it’s been a while