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Aaron (Val)🦊🔪🌟🍪🏔️
@valsparkle.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Good Morning everyone~
In case anyone is interested in getting a commission by yours truly, here is a price list and some info
Email me on ValSparkle73@gmail.com if you’re interested~ 🦭
In case anyone is interested in getting a commission by yours truly, here is a price list and some info
Email me on ValSparkle73@gmail.com if you’re interested~ 🦭
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wales respects the privacy of their local sheep
January 4, 2026 at 2:18 PM
wales respects the privacy of their local sheep
the captains got married
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
the captains got married
ok seriously, how does one deal with being overwhelmed and unable to do anything meaningful (writing my representative is fine, but he's not really able to do anything meaningful with this spineless trash government either, even if his replies are nice sentiments)
January 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
ok seriously, how does one deal with being overwhelmed and unable to do anything meaningful (writing my representative is fine, but he's not really able to do anything meaningful with this spineless trash government either, even if his replies are nice sentiments)
Dwarves will hold grudges for 100+ years yes. Never mind that Nori has committed actual crimes since, the missing wooden elephant is the real issue here
January 3, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Dwarves will hold grudges for 100+ years yes. Never mind that Nori has committed actual crimes since, the missing wooden elephant is the real issue here
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KILL JAMES BOND PODCAST SAYS: DEATH TO AMERICA
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
KILL JAMES BOND PODCAST SAYS: DEATH TO AMERICA
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SCREAMING about this blog post on Russian and its cursing. Fucking hilarious. Highly recommend.
slavamalamud.substack.com/p/not-to-be-...
slavamalamud.substack.com/p/not-to-be-...
"Not To Be Penis-Like"
Explaining the Brilliance and Insanity of the Russian Language
slavamalamud.substack.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
SCREAMING about this blog post on Russian and its cursing. Fucking hilarious. Highly recommend.
slavamalamud.substack.com/p/not-to-be-...
slavamalamud.substack.com/p/not-to-be-...
i am too tired to think let alone put effort into drawing, have Vi and Jayce being obnoxious at the gym anyway
January 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
i am too tired to think let alone put effort into drawing, have Vi and Jayce being obnoxious at the gym anyway
starting 1846 with a bang
January 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
starting 1846 with a bang
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found my ancient terror meme folder
December 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
found my ancient terror meme folder
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December 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Sir Terry Pratchett is best understood as one of the most interesting, deeply ethical practical (I would say Pragmatist but I cede to actual experts) philosophers of the late 20th Century who just happened to work in deconstructed fantasy literature as his medium.
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sir Terry Pratchett is best understood as one of the most interesting, deeply ethical practical (I would say Pragmatist but I cede to actual experts) philosophers of the late 20th Century who just happened to work in deconstructed fantasy literature as his medium.
xperiencing love and horrors. In Space ✨
an Alien AU for vandrawsing
an Alien AU for vandrawsing
December 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
xperiencing love and horrors. In Space ✨
an Alien AU for vandrawsing
an Alien AU for vandrawsing
Franklin's lovely pet poodle
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Franklin's lovely pet poodle
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Mel and Lest sharing lipstick, it’s kiss proof
Some catcouncil fluff
Some catcouncil fluff
April 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Mel and Lest sharing lipstick, it’s kiss proof
Some catcouncil fluff
Some catcouncil fluff
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CatCouncil and CaitVi double date? Just hanging out? I’d like to think Mel likes to hang out with then either way
And the kitten… well, you see, there once was a beloved scifi show with an episode titled Gridlock…
And the kitten… well, you see, there once was a beloved scifi show with an episode titled Gridlock…
May 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
CatCouncil and CaitVi double date? Just hanging out? I’d like to think Mel likes to hang out with then either way
And the kitten… well, you see, there once was a beloved scifi show with an episode titled Gridlock…
And the kitten… well, you see, there once was a beloved scifi show with an episode titled Gridlock…
Figure Skater Mel and her Costume Maker wife Lest 🥰
I'm working on an unrelated figure skater AU commission, and got way too caught up thinking about them. sometimes you have to draw sidemission art as warm ups
#catcouncil
I'm working on an unrelated figure skater AU commission, and got way too caught up thinking about them. sometimes you have to draw sidemission art as warm ups
#catcouncil
December 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Figure Skater Mel and her Costume Maker wife Lest 🥰
I'm working on an unrelated figure skater AU commission, and got way too caught up thinking about them. sometimes you have to draw sidemission art as warm ups
#catcouncil
I'm working on an unrelated figure skater AU commission, and got way too caught up thinking about them. sometimes you have to draw sidemission art as warm ups
#catcouncil
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Does anyone in or around London have a live chicken I can hire for one day in January? It’s for an episode of Philosophy Tube 🐓
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Does anyone in or around London have a live chicken I can hire for one day in January? It’s for an episode of Philosophy Tube 🐓
When Neptune needs doggie physiotherapy, James steps in to help. Trouble is, Francis still feels awkward after years of animosity and now a newfound crush
Merry Fitziermas! I wrote about Neptune, his dad, and the dad that stepped up
archiveofourown.org/works/75754746
Merry Fitziermas! I wrote about Neptune, his dad, and the dad that stepped up
archiveofourown.org/works/75754746
December 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When Neptune needs doggie physiotherapy, James steps in to help. Trouble is, Francis still feels awkward after years of animosity and now a newfound crush
Merry Fitziermas! I wrote about Neptune, his dad, and the dad that stepped up
archiveofourown.org/works/75754746
Merry Fitziermas! I wrote about Neptune, his dad, and the dad that stepped up
archiveofourown.org/works/75754746
i'm very tired, not sure if it's warm enough in my kitchen to let bread dough rise nicely, customers are very ???? and frankly I don't want to work
December 20, 2025 at 9:05 AM
i'm very tired, not sure if it's warm enough in my kitchen to let bread dough rise nicely, customers are very ???? and frankly I don't want to work
every time someone goes on about how Judaism is part of European culture (while Islam isn't) I wanna pull up a list of Antisemitic violence since 300 CE, and also a map of the Iberian Peninsula, which was muslim for longer than most of this continent was christian
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
every time someone goes on about how Judaism is part of European culture (while Islam isn't) I wanna pull up a list of Antisemitic violence since 300 CE, and also a map of the Iberian Peninsula, which was muslim for longer than most of this continent was christian
every time I see wes streeting he looks like a "you're laying it on too thick" middle manager third reich nazi... the haircut, the vacant eyes. great effort if that was his goal i guess
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
every time I see wes streeting he looks like a "you're laying it on too thick" middle manager third reich nazi... the haircut, the vacant eyes. great effort if that was his goal i guess
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happy holidays from fitzier!!!
December 13, 2024 at 9:28 PM
happy holidays from fitzier!!!
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"Its so hard when people try to have intelligent conversations on the same account they post porn with." This is a you problem
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"Its so hard when people try to have intelligent conversations on the same account they post porn with." This is a you problem
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The most difficult thing to explain to non-creatives is...the part of the job we DON'T LIKE is the part that makes money. The marketing, the business meetings, the packing, the platform research, the book keeping, and phone calls. We want to keep the operation running so we can work on more art.
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The most difficult thing to explain to non-creatives is...the part of the job we DON'T LIKE is the part that makes money. The marketing, the business meetings, the packing, the platform research, the book keeping, and phone calls. We want to keep the operation running so we can work on more art.