🧊K8🗡️
@comebackhandaxe.bsky.social
loot goblin, yi city denizen, huge cat enthusiast
“yes we ordered a party platter” - old women who have sent one of their geriatric compatriots to the sub shop on foot to order 9 sandwiches no one wants at rush hour, equipped with a brand new debit card that grandmother doesn’t realize has turned off the old card she needs to pay for pizza delivery
February 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM
“yes we ordered a party platter” - old women who have sent one of their geriatric compatriots to the sub shop on foot to order 9 sandwiches no one wants at rush hour, equipped with a brand new debit card that grandmother doesn’t realize has turned off the old card she needs to pay for pizza delivery
i haven't played on zooniverse since the naval hospital transcription saga but i love the ROM and this one is tempting
www.zooniverse.org/projects/md6...
www.zooniverse.org/projects/md6...
Zooniverse
The Zooniverse is the world’s largest and most popular platform for people-powered research.
www.zooniverse.org
February 17, 2026 at 8:35 PM
i haven't played on zooniverse since the naval hospital transcription saga but i love the ROM and this one is tempting
www.zooniverse.org/projects/md6...
www.zooniverse.org/projects/md6...
i need to start digging up a new-to-me horny fierce corpse song lan fic every time i see this shit in the wild. i'm simply doing my bit to maintain the world's karmic balance.
i've seen "necros dni" a bit lately & for all my insistence that the only salient meaning in a dni list is that OP's a kid to block, i really want to know if "i don't break into morgues to diddle corpses" is the level of virtue signalling we're at now or if this is some new-to-me ship discourse
February 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i need to start digging up a new-to-me horny fierce corpse song lan fic every time i see this shit in the wild. i'm simply doing my bit to maintain the world's karmic balance.
i almost went "i don't want to work tomorrow" out of habit last night and then just didn't because i realized i didn't mean it lol. it turns out i don't hate everything when i have manageable workloads of meaningful tasks with clear outcomes and no walking hr violation breathing down my neck :)
February 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
i almost went "i don't want to work tomorrow" out of habit last night and then just didn't because i realized i didn't mean it lol. it turns out i don't hate everything when i have manageable workloads of meaningful tasks with clear outcomes and no walking hr violation breathing down my neck :)
i've seen this man in 3 whole things and every time he has a body part that doesn't work, he's running some kind of long con, and somebody puts holes in him
February 17, 2026 at 6:55 AM
i've seen this man in 3 whole things and every time he has a body part that doesn't work, he's running some kind of long con, and somebody puts holes in him
sometimes i genuinely forget sxx is 3 ships in a trench coat that all have ao3 tags that can be browsed individually
February 17, 2026 at 5:22 AM
sometimes i genuinely forget sxx is 3 ships in a trench coat that all have ao3 tags that can be browsed individually
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cozy-dark. woke-lite. dungeon-fucker. gore-core. slut-sludge. porn-slop. erotic terror doom sim. virtual console gf harem adventure cooking game. neopets ttrpg. porn bot reply girl boardgame. goon convention. darksouls inspired farm game with erection mechanics. "its like papers please with Pokémon"
February 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
cozy-dark. woke-lite. dungeon-fucker. gore-core. slut-sludge. porn-slop. erotic terror doom sim. virtual console gf harem adventure cooking game. neopets ttrpg. porn bot reply girl boardgame. goon convention. darksouls inspired farm game with erection mechanics. "its like papers please with Pokémon"
avoiding accidental clicking by moving the Gamers Trying My Patience server down my list to below a fandom server i’ve been ignoring for a year because every time i post some guy who overidentifies with the main character tries to argue basic factual elements of books he hasn’t read
February 17, 2026 at 12:47 AM
avoiding accidental clicking by moving the Gamers Trying My Patience server down my list to below a fandom server i’ve been ignoring for a year because every time i post some guy who overidentifies with the main character tries to argue basic factual elements of books he hasn’t read
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hell imp stealing your bathroom salad
February 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
hell imp stealing your bathroom salad
local fight scene hater must have been so jazzed for a sitting job
February 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
local fight scene hater must have been so jazzed for a sitting job
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mother, still sincerely combing through a magazine rack for the title a family friend’s photos were just published in: “find anything interesting?”
me, useless, engrossed in a magazine about english country decor: “….yes :)”
mother: “hey look a natgeo special edition on adhd”
me: “:)”
me, useless, engrossed in a magazine about english country decor: “….yes :)”
mother: “hey look a natgeo special edition on adhd”
me: “:)”
February 16, 2026 at 1:46 AM
mother, still sincerely combing through a magazine rack for the title a family friend’s photos were just published in: “find anything interesting?”
me, useless, engrossed in a magazine about english country decor: “….yes :)”
mother: “hey look a natgeo special edition on adhd”
me: “:)”
me, useless, engrossed in a magazine about english country decor: “….yes :)”
mother: “hey look a natgeo special edition on adhd”
me: “:)”
gamer gang keeps convincing themselves that kinks they don’t like are evil and that girlfriends who won’t tell you what state they live in are normal and that bosses trying to make you do their job are totally going to promote you after rejecting your application. someone help these kids.
February 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
gamer gang keeps convincing themselves that kinks they don’t like are evil and that girlfriends who won’t tell you what state they live in are normal and that bosses trying to make you do their job are totally going to promote you after rejecting your application. someone help these kids.
i was so brave even when extended family holiday dinner got too boring and too loud and i was so riddled with wretched hormones
February 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
i was so brave even when extended family holiday dinner got too boring and too loud and i was so riddled with wretched hormones
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These two were in love, and no one can convince me otherwise 😊
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 PM
These two were in love, and no one can convince me otherwise 😊
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Ideal Shipping Dynamic #137 –
Character A: Okay, I'm not, like, Looking For A Relationship, but should the opportunity arise I would 100% suck your dick clean off your body. Just putting that out there.
Character B: Hey, that cloud looks like a rabbit.
Character A: Okay, I'm not, like, Looking For A Relationship, but should the opportunity arise I would 100% suck your dick clean off your body. Just putting that out there.
Character B: Hey, that cloud looks like a rabbit.
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Ideal Shipping Dynamic #137 –
Character A: Okay, I'm not, like, Looking For A Relationship, but should the opportunity arise I would 100% suck your dick clean off your body. Just putting that out there.
Character B: Hey, that cloud looks like a rabbit.
Character A: Okay, I'm not, like, Looking For A Relationship, but should the opportunity arise I would 100% suck your dick clean off your body. Just putting that out there.
Character B: Hey, that cloud looks like a rabbit.
i like to think my contribution to the bsky experience is making the occasional person ask themselves without any particular conviction “who is that little man with the eyebrows”
February 14, 2026 at 3:34 AM
i like to think my contribution to the bsky experience is making the occasional person ask themselves without any particular conviction “who is that little man with the eyebrows”
wallet saved by a case of They Don't Make Them Anywhere Near My Size
February 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
wallet saved by a case of They Don't Make Them Anywhere Near My Size
he spends like half the day pouring out of the various orifices of his cardboard haunted house in the guest room where i work because he’s too big to fit unless he goes full pillbug
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 PM
he spends like half the day pouring out of the various orifices of his cardboard haunted house in the guest room where i work because he’s too big to fit unless he goes full pillbug
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Dying together is the most romantic thing to do btw <3
January 28, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Dying together is the most romantic thing to do btw <3
it’s one of my greatest regrets that my uterus will be past its sell by date before hotswapping them really becomes a thing. would’ve loved to give this meat bag to a good home.
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
it’s one of my greatest regrets that my uterus will be past its sell by date before hotswapping them really becomes a thing. would’ve loved to give this meat bag to a good home.
i feel like our species' attention spans are declining less than some may think based on the number of videos i'm linked to in a day that are 10-second jokes dragged out for an extra 50+ unfunny seconds to meet monetization thresholds
February 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM
i feel like our species' attention spans are declining less than some may think based on the number of videos i'm linked to in a day that are 10-second jokes dragged out for an extra 50+ unfunny seconds to meet monetization thresholds