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🧊K8🗡️

@comebackhandaxe.bsky.social

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insatiable loot goblin. spine removal enthusiast. itty bitty photo committee member. on a danmei bender. 🔞

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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 5h

divine beast dancing lion in the nightreign dlc,,,, Yes

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Three pears in a trenchcoat @robotpinemarten.bsky.social · 19h

A close up of Izzy Hands hairy sweaty tits

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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 1d

Two Of Them

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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 1d

squad: "actually it's supposed to snow more overnight, we might not go"
me, conveniently already simmering a fat batch of soup and ready to hibernate: "i see :)"

🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 1d

squad: "do you want to go shopping in town tomorrow"
me, now frantically using up ingredients at 9pm: "Yes"

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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 1d

do not ask me how i sprung from the loins of a "i don't like spicy scenes i'd rather a tasteful fade to black" person

🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 1d

she’s also rereading the books again. who can say what will happen if i can convince the old girl there are things on ao3 other than porn

🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 1d

she knows what i’m about 🥲

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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 1d

thus begins the Season Of Forgetting I Need To Hydrate More Because Even Though It Isn't Hot It Is Very Dry

🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 1d

Work Is Trying My Patience Today listening

🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 2d

usually i appreciate range but i don't want to see wang haoxuan doing good guy shit or looking anywhere near his actual height at any time

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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 2d

absolutely vital that he be bleeding from the face at all times to rack up those poor little meow meow points

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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 2d

having a little scroll, alternating between "put it on [character]" and "sl would clock the cagey statement about production location/practices immediately tho"

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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 2d

read too much sxx, the algorithm's now giving me ads for day collars

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🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 2d

i'm curious too! pls return with a full report

🧊K8🗡️ @comebackhandaxe.bsky.social · 2d

perfume is so fun! i didn’t used to be a fragrance person at all either, but the reviews are so captivatingly unhinged, and playing with a collection of little vials of expensive smell juice forming Opinions feels so satisfying and indulgent. decant companies are a godsend