🧊K8🗡️
@comebackhandaxe.bsky.social
insatiable loot goblin. spine removal enthusiast. itty bitty photo committee member. on a danmei bender. 🔞
several ppl who've known me intimately for ages hit me with the "well you write fic, right?" every couple of years for some reason and like first off, sorry to be a disappointment, but secondly. do you think you'd not hear about it. do you think you could avoid hearing about it even if you tried.
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
several ppl who've known me intimately for ages hit me with the "well you write fic, right?" every couple of years for some reason and like first off, sorry to be a disappointment, but secondly. do you think you'd not hear about it. do you think you could avoid hearing about it even if you tried.
new kirby game scratches both the gamecube nostalgia itch and the itch to blow up strangers online for the pure joy of being an opp
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
new kirby game scratches both the gamecube nostalgia itch and the itch to blow up strangers online for the pure joy of being an opp
is mercury in retrograde bc everyone is baffling today. courier says they have a package for [name], i say that’s me, they hand it over and ask my name. phone survey person tells me i can only skip questions if i stay on the line and listen to them. i point out the concept of hanging up.
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
is mercury in retrograde bc everyone is baffling today. courier says they have a package for [name], i say that’s me, they hand it over and ask my name. phone survey person tells me i can only skip questions if i stay on the line and listen to them. i point out the concept of hanging up.
accidentally seasoned my apples by keeping them in the same drawer as the ginger
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
accidentally seasoned my apples by keeping them in the same drawer as the ginger
vital wfh companion (treats always in range)
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
vital wfh companion (treats always in range)
if they'd dressed him up as slutty as the cartoon so that beauty mark was hanging out in front of god and everybody for the whole show we'd have been cooked
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
if they'd dressed him up as slutty as the cartoon so that beauty mark was hanging out in front of god and everybody for the whole show we'd have been cooked
“this is so well phrased that I can feel how annoyed you are by this conversation” called all the way out 💅🏻
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“this is so well phrased that I can feel how annoyed you are by this conversation” called all the way out 💅🏻
not to be a linguistic prescriptivist on main (that’s just bigotry babey) but sometimes i get jumpscared real bad by how other varieties of english choose to anglicize french words
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
not to be a linguistic prescriptivist on main (that’s just bigotry babey) but sometimes i get jumpscared real bad by how other varieties of english choose to anglicize french words
mother, a seasoned enjoyer of Good Guys and Happy Endings: "i want to see him in something where he's not crazy"
me, an incorrigible villain simp: "I would hate nothing more"
me, an incorrigible villain simp: "I would hate nothing more"
usually i appreciate range but i don't want to see wang haoxuan doing good guy shit or looking anywhere near his actual height at any time
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
mother, a seasoned enjoyer of Good Guys and Happy Endings: "i want to see him in something where he's not crazy"
me, an incorrigible villain simp: "I would hate nothing more"
me, an incorrigible villain simp: "I would hate nothing more"
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I love knights.
September 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I love knights.
he will definitely protect my keys he will definitely not hand them over to a sexy stranger and then cohabit with him for 3 years by accident
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
he will definitely protect my keys he will definitely not hand them over to a sexy stranger and then cohabit with him for 3 years by accident
the mortifying ordeal of suddenly realizing exactly why some make-believe thing resonates with you in the way that it does
November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
the mortifying ordeal of suddenly realizing exactly why some make-believe thing resonates with you in the way that it does
a great thing about bsky being small is that it’s totally feasible to block anyone annoying you see ever without even breaking your scrolling stride
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
a great thing about bsky being small is that it’s totally feasible to block anyone annoying you see ever without even breaking your scrolling stride
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this for xuexiao lmaoo
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
this for xuexiao lmaoo
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November 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
mdzs zine cookie withdrawal
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
mdzs zine cookie withdrawal
tangentially related to lrp i'm obsessed with this stupid vegetable game and li bowen being the instrument of half the gang's demise despite not having enough brain cells to open a box www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIPj...
【少年听学中】第三期完整版 - 陳情令演員集合！外景合體新篇章
YouTube video by NSMG 新湃传媒
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
tangentially related to lrp i'm obsessed with this stupid vegetable game and li bowen being the instrument of half the gang's demise despite not having enough brain cells to open a box www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIPj...
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Yes, yes, "they would not fucking say that", but consider: "huge fucking dumbass randomly displays inexplicably deep insight on some pertinent, narrowly defined topic while remaining in every other respect a huge fucking dumbass" is never not funny.
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yes, yes, "they would not fucking say that", but consider: "huge fucking dumbass randomly displays inexplicably deep insight on some pertinent, narrowly defined topic while remaining in every other respect a huge fucking dumbass" is never not funny.
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November 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
sorry to downstairs neighbour for 10:30 vacuuming but the centipede legs were Everywhere
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
sorry to downstairs neighbour for 10:30 vacuuming but the centipede legs were Everywhere
extremely not xy-coded in the sense that he's the young master of Bad Guys R Us instead of a freelance freak but extremely xy-coded in the sense that his vibe is still 5 apples tall and he's already been tied up and tried to steal someone else's wife
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
extremely not xy-coded in the sense that he's the young master of Bad Guys R Us instead of a freelance freak but extremely xy-coded in the sense that his vibe is still 5 apples tall and he's already been tied up and tried to steal someone else's wife
dan jingyi ur bang s
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
dan jingyi ur bang s