devin kharpertian
@uuords.bsky.social
i (mostly) stopped posting over there. i probably will continue to (mostly) stop posting over here too.
It’s more than kids, too. My dad lives in Spartanburg County and had stem cell treatment for cancer this past year, which treated the cancer but wiped his immune system. He can’t get a measles vaccine safely until 2027, which means he relies on others doing so for protection. It’s terrifying.
These are the same people who refused to quarantine when they were actively sick with Covid. They will just go out and willfully infect others until thousands of unvaccinated people (which includes every infant - they can't get the measles vaccine until they are at least 6 months old) are exposed
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It’s more than kids, too. My dad lives in Spartanburg County and had stem cell treatment for cancer this past year, which treated the cancer but wiped his immune system. He can’t get a measles vaccine safely until 2027, which means he relies on others doing so for protection. It’s terrifying.
media folks today
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
media folks today
One basketball contradiction I absolutely believe is that guys with bad defensive reputations can accidentally be plus defenders because guys go outside of their comfort zone to try to embarrass them and end up taking low-percentage shots that end up as a net negative.
October 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
One basketball contradiction I absolutely believe is that guys with bad defensive reputations can accidentally be plus defenders because guys go outside of their comfort zone to try to embarrass them and end up taking low-percentage shots that end up as a net negative.
Wow what a way to find out that every poker game I’ve ever played has been run by Chauncey Billups.
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Wow what a way to find out that every poker game I’ve ever played has been run by Chauncey Billups.
My 6’5” knees thank you. (Also at least ask the person behind you!)
Relatedly, the first airline that offers complimentary legroom+ seating for passengers 6-2ish and up will be the only airline i ever fly again.
Relatedly, the first airline that offers complimentary legroom+ seating for passengers 6-2ish and up will be the only airline i ever fly again.
I’m a “no-reclining-on-airplanes” guy though I am no longer militant.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My 6’5” knees thank you. (Also at least ask the person behind you!)
Relatedly, the first airline that offers complimentary legroom+ seating for passengers 6-2ish and up will be the only airline i ever fly again.
Relatedly, the first airline that offers complimentary legroom+ seating for passengers 6-2ish and up will be the only airline i ever fly again.
Calling it now: the Mets will not lose a playoff game this year
September 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Calling it now: the Mets will not lose a playoff game this year
You think of the Rapture as a divine invitation to rise into the afterlife. I see it as a once-in-a-lifetime real estate acquisition opportunity for newly available property. We are not the same.
September 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You think of the Rapture as a divine invitation to rise into the afterlife. I see it as a once-in-a-lifetime real estate acquisition opportunity for newly available property. We are not the same.
I watched this on my phone with sound on and my wife asked who in the meeting was snoring
September 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I watched this on my phone with sound on and my wife asked who in the meeting was snoring
For obvious reasons as an Armenian I hate how much I relate to this
July 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
For obvious reasons as an Armenian I hate how much I relate to this
Excited to see the direction Meta AI goes under the exciting vision of Shia Gilgeous-Alexander.
NEW: To hire staff for Meta's AI dept., Mark Zuckerberg is "offering top research talent pay packages of up to $300 million over four years, with more than $100 million in total compensation for the first year, WIRED has learned." @zoeschiffer.bsky.social with the scoop www.wired.com/story/mark-z...
Here’s What Mark Zuckerberg Is Offering Top AI Talent
The Meta CEO is leading a hiring blitz, offering top talent at OpenAI eye-watering pay packages and endless access to cutting-edge chips.
www.wired.com
July 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Excited to see the direction Meta AI goes under the exciting vision of Shia Gilgeous-Alexander.
preseason overtime
The ABC crew keeps saying “the best two words in sports, Game 7” but nobody is going on the record about the worst two words in sports
June 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
preseason overtime
Hi.
Five former Madwell employees have joined Gravity Global to form Gravity One, a millennial and Gen Z-focused division within the full-service agency Gravity Global. bit.ly/3TdBlJc
Gravity Global Taps 5 Ex-Madwell Leaders to Launch Gen Z Division
Five former Madwell employees have been tapped to form a millennial and Gen Z-focused division within the full-service agency Gravity Global.
bit.ly
June 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hi.
Still not convinced the Pacers won’t win Game 2. You can’t fool me.
June 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Still not convinced the Pacers won’t win Game 2. You can’t fool me.
I am fairly certain Tyrese Haliburton is the greatest player in NBA history
June 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I am fairly certain Tyrese Haliburton is the greatest player in NBA history
*solemnly* Naz Reid
May 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
*solemnly* Naz Reid
Nobody has more Big Brother Toying With His Siblings energy than Nikola Jokic
May 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Nobody has more Big Brother Toying With His Siblings energy than Nikola Jokic
If I were the Pacers I’d be worried that we’re not setting up properly to be down by 7 points with a minute left.
May 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If I were the Pacers I’d be worried that we’re not setting up properly to be down by 7 points with a minute left.
This Celtics-Knicks Game 1 is the Game 7 I wanted yesterday.
May 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This Celtics-Knicks Game 1 is the Game 7 I wanted yesterday.
I fundamentally disagree with the premise that Anthony Edwards is allowed to be injured
April 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I fundamentally disagree with the premise that Anthony Edwards is allowed to be injured
Waiting for a team to try my theory for stopping Stephen Curry by hitting him with a series of frivolous lawsuits
April 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Waiting for a team to try my theory for stopping Stephen Curry by hitting him with a series of frivolous lawsuits
I see Steph Curry is in “making his opponents regret choosing basketball as a career” mode
April 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I see Steph Curry is in “making his opponents regret choosing basketball as a career” mode
You’re starting to see the effects of Trump’s 112% tariff on Western Conference coaches
April 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You’re starting to see the effects of Trump’s 112% tariff on Western Conference coaches
Doctor Odyssey is a Delaney Rowe skit come to life
April 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Doctor Odyssey is a Delaney Rowe skit come to life
Meanwhile costco is up today lol
April 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Meanwhile costco is up today lol