media folks today

This is like if JK Rowling named a character from New Jersey

Meta’s latest pro-Elon propaganda effort is pushing AI photos of him with his hilariously fake children to try to convince me he’s father of the year.

My review of ANORA (2024)

Here’s a smattering of the first few posts on my FB feed. it goes without saying i don’t follow any of these people nor give the algorithm any reason to push this to me. It’s a propaganda deluge

RIP to the legend Rickey Henderson

Lots of great ones here but people at sleeping on the GOAT OG NBA tweeter who is, unquestionably, Tony Allen

Donald Trump’s chief of staff: hey this guy wants to be a dictator

Donald Trump: I will be a dictator

The first story on the NYT: Is Kamala Harris TOO committed to the US being a democracy?

I’m sorry but I got one sentence in and burst out laughing in a public place. This legit reads like JAJ doing a Trump bit on SNL

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One of the candidates said people are aborting babies after they’re born and “they’re eating the dogs.” Any other human and this debate would be a disqualifying event. Instead we get this

Donald Trump describing his healthcare plan

The NYT’s reporting on Trump’s overt racism is so couched here that JD Vance saw it and subscribed

“The Supreme Court has given me the power of a king, and I will wield that power to ask you for $25”

things going great over on facebook, full of real humans liking real stuff

I don’t think any franchise ever lost the plot worse than Air Bud. The first movie was a wholesome, tender story about the love between a boy who had lost his father and a golden retriever who could boop a ball into a basket. This is the first line of the plot of the last one. I’m losing it

ngl i’d play this

“We sincerely apologize for the featured parlay that was shared briefly in commemoration of 9/11” is one of the five funniest sentences in history

Social networks die when the scales tip towards discourse and away from photos of good dogs. I’m doing my part, this is Olive she is a very good dog