devin kharpertian
@uuords.bsky.social
i (mostly) stopped posting over there. i probably will continue to (mostly) stop posting over here too.
The real answer is he would have sold it in 2008.
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The real answer is he would have sold it in 2008.
Years ago I had an idea for a story on how Reggie Evans uniquely had a plan and secret method for grabbing rebounds. I asked him his strategy and he said “just go’n get it.”
Killed my story but damnit if I didn’t think that every time I saw him get one.
Killed my story but damnit if I didn’t think that every time I saw him get one.
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Years ago I had an idea for a story on how Reggie Evans uniquely had a plan and secret method for grabbing rebounds. I asked him his strategy and he said “just go’n get it.”
Killed my story but damnit if I didn’t think that every time I saw him get one.
Killed my story but damnit if I didn’t think that every time I saw him get one.
To be fair I don’t view you as either
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
To be fair I don’t view you as either
ah yes we called it the Kris Humphries
(back at you)
(back at you)
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
ah yes we called it the Kris Humphries
(back at you)
(back at you)
What up Beck it’s Kharpeteria
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
What up Beck it’s Kharpeteria
thus concludes my only earnestly thoughtful basketball post for this decade.
October 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
thus concludes my only earnestly thoughtful basketball post for this decade.
Turns out “Jordan Rules” was merely an exclamation from wide-eyed, grateful opponents
August 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Turns out “Jordan Rules” was merely an exclamation from wide-eyed, grateful opponents
seven-time all star zero-time credit receiver
July 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
seven-time all star zero-time credit receiver
we can’t be sure if this is newsworthy until we look into his college application forms
July 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
we can’t be sure if this is newsworthy until we look into his college application forms
“Oh, so NOW a guy with facial hair is totally fine” -Bobby Valentine
June 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Oh, so NOW a guy with facial hair is totally fine” -Bobby Valentine
Reading the first line of the Wiki entry for the last air bud film was the hardest i have laughed in a year. bsky.app/profile/uuor...
I don’t think any franchise ever lost the plot worse than Air Bud. The first movie was a wholesome, tender story about the love between a boy who had lost his father and a golden retriever who could boop a ball into a basket. This is the first line of the plot of the last one. I’m losing it
June 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Reading the first line of the Wiki entry for the last air bud film was the hardest i have laughed in a year. bsky.app/profile/uuor...