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utzig
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too based for LA, too cringe for NY, just right for Worcester MA
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hijacking this for shameless self-promo in case anyone out there wants help with building worship planning spreadsheets 😅
May 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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i think deep down she knew this was not it but she was so happy for her gay little mouse friends like yes queen mop those ribbons and beads for the ball but later i’m gonna slay the château down glass BOOTS
April 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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kind of love this as a sort of “CW: picardy third” tag
February 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I'm on Canada's side despite Drake
February 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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I don't wanna hear shit from Kanye until he collaborate with Abilify
February 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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3 Grammys for Not Like Us in less than 10 minutes. 💀 pure comedy.
February 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I can’t believe I spent my whole entire life listening to that stupid goddam POEM and come to find out that yall really just let them come for everybody before you get upset
February 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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the natural order placed Krasinski and Cena on opposite (equally-valid!) ends of the Spectrum of Johns and yet for some reason they have been compelled to gradually switch places and i will never know why
February 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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First draft of the Frasier theme song didn’t quite nail the tone
January 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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tempted to do the "for every like I post one song" thing and then just do Mambo No. 5 over and over again. by writing this post I am sparing you
October 3, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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knitters and crocheters, this is a wonderful yarn shop in Asheville and while their store can’t reopen for a while they are up and running online. who doesn’t love to buy yarn? purlsyarn.com
October 2, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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So what’s everyone’s least favorite song?

I think mine might be Moves Like Jagger. It has no redeeming qualities. It ruins lives.
October 2, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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love when an evil guy in an action movie plays the piano. it’s such an evil coded instrument. good guys play the saxophone or guitar
October 3, 2024 at 1:44 AM