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Robert B. (he/him)
@violadagoomba.bsky.social
Conductor, teacher, chant enthusiast, reluctant organist, formerly active on tiktok as a purveyor of Guidonian Hand content
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hominibus bonæ voluntatis
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Windows 95
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Norms mentioned 😍😍😍
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
my aunt got my four-year-old son a jean jacket and i thought hey why not find one for myself just for fun?

i kind of love it but i don’t look nearly as cool he does tbh
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
can’t stop thinking about the terrible portmanteau “dickmatized”

if it’s “dick”+“hypnotized” why is it not “dicknotized”‽

“-matized” brings to mind “stigmatized” & “traumatized” which are antithetical to the spirit of the term, imho

i’m sure there’s a linguistic term for this but i still hate it
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
still trying to find a more on-brand (i.e. renaissance/baroque) reference for one of these…
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
not me grimesposting on main
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“infirmatio” notwithstanding, that is the most weirdly evocative manicule/hand illustration i’ve ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Fibonacci? The great clown that's in town tonight?
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Picard: Computer, identify
Computer: You're so right to demand identification--that ship isn't just crossing the neutral zone, but making aggressive maneuvers. Let's dive in.
Riker: Enough! Is it an experimental Romulan design?
Computer: That's a really great observation-
[The ENTERPRISE explodes]
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your incredifulls® 4 cheese pizza cupcake™
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I couldn’t afford to hire someone to design my merch, so I used AI and here’s how….
……
I used my

ACTUAL
INTELLIGENCE

I learned photoshop and developed a skill. That’s what makes art cool as hell. And I ate with my first shirt design lowkey 👀 you can own this shirt too! Buy it via www.jer.band
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
hey look i’m married to a tenor, i’m the son of a tenor, but i’m just saying they’re too emotional to make important decisions and that’s ok! that’s what altos are for - it’s the natural order!
/j
Everything misogynists think about women, I think about tenors
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i’m no stranger to getting harassed in public, but i was truly at a loss when a teenager at the park saw me with my 4-year-old son and started with repeatedly asking “are you gay?” (quotidian, i am) before escalating to “hey there he is with his kid who he fucks” (darksided, soulless)
November 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
a story about foreign children visiting the seat of the Executive Branch hits different these days 😬😢
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
i’m old enough to remember the novelty of following everyone with your same first and last name on facebook just for the heck of it
(avengers voice) i'm assembling a team
October 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i mean it still is gross, but at least it’s not mega-ultra-gross (and there are plenty of mega-ultra-gross things happening right now!!)
Leading Democrats said White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt called a new White House ballroom Donald Trump’s top priority as president. But Leavitt said it was his top priority compared only with other White House construction projects.
Democrats twist words on ballroom as Trump top ‘priority’
Leading Democrats said White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt called a new White House ballroom Donald Trump’s top priority as president. But Leavitt said it was his top priority compared only…
buff.ly
October 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
when i was at a protest today at an ICE detention facility a big truck drove by and sort of rolled coal “at” us, if that makes any sense, and like wow, look at the big strong man blowing black smoke in the faces of a bunch of mostly old ladies doing dorky chants, good for you bud
October 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
this madness has to be stopped
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
one thing about me is i will occasionally get re-annoyed at Seth MacFarlane for mispronouncing George Takei’s name in the song he did on the SNL opening monologue when he hosted like ten years ago

IT RHYMES WITH GAY
HOW EASY IT THAT TO REMEMBER
October 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I wish the author (the incomparable Lindy West) was the preview image instead, but when people claim it’s impossible for them to leave xtheeverythingapp maybe remind them that, as this piece from eight Gregorian years ago illustrates, ‘twas ever thus
I’ve left Twitter. It is unusable for anyone but trolls, robots and dictators | Lindy West
For half a decade on the platform, I have been micromanaged by strangers and neo-Nazis have mined my personal life for vulnerabilities to exploit
www.theguardian.com
October 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM