Useless Lesbian
@uselesslesbian.bsky.social
Shannon’s the name, making memes is the game! She/her 🇮🇪
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Important to spend several minutes each day asking your dog how he got so handsome.
August 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Important to spend several minutes each day asking your dog how he got so handsome.
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sometimes I remember we'll probably never get the Marvel's Midnight Suns sequel we deserve & it makes me sad
May 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
sometimes I remember we'll probably never get the Marvel's Midnight Suns sequel we deserve & it makes me sad
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This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles
odd that dril hasn't posted since the pope died
April 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles
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For so many reasons.
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February 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
For so many reasons.
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this eyeroll was an 8 on the richter scale #TheTraitors #Traitors
January 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
this eyeroll was an 8 on the richter scale #TheTraitors #Traitors
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🎶Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of baseless allegations🎶
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
January 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
🎶Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of baseless allegations🎶
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
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Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
December 21, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Me: Obviously Lois Lane would be Miss Piggy in Muppet Superman. Kermit should be Clark Kent but *NOT* Superman. Superman is Henry Cavill and looking like a frog is just him acting meek
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
Fellow Bunker Resident: (glances at screen counting down “Safe Surface Radiation Level 37.6 years”) Ugh
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How can anyone support the AfD?! Yet Musk and Vance do. Repulsive.
December 21, 2024 at 10:34 PM
How can anyone support the AfD?! Yet Musk and Vance do. Repulsive.
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You know what’s good about Bluesky? It works the way you would expect. You see stuff from people you follow. Nothing else. Blocking removes people from your experience. Nobody is nudging you toward irritation or combat. It’s just voluntarily chatting with people.
October 17, 2024 at 2:56 PM
You know what’s good about Bluesky? It works the way you would expect. You see stuff from people you follow. Nothing else. Blocking removes people from your experience. Nobody is nudging you toward irritation or combat. It’s just voluntarily chatting with people.
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Terrific author’s note from C K McDonnell. Automating a process is stupid if the process is the point.
Also, if a book lasts into further reprints, is read maybe, hopefully, into the future, these notes will be valuable, lived history.
Also, if a book lasts into further reprints, is read maybe, hopefully, into the future, these notes will be valuable, lived history.
January 24, 2024 at 8:19 AM
Terrific author’s note from C K McDonnell. Automating a process is stupid if the process is the point.
Also, if a book lasts into further reprints, is read maybe, hopefully, into the future, these notes will be valuable, lived history.
Also, if a book lasts into further reprints, is read maybe, hopefully, into the future, these notes will be valuable, lived history.
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It’s called *Reduce* *Reuse*
January 6, 2024 at 4:20 PM
It’s called *Reduce* *Reuse*
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this year, I have had to explain trans people and the idiom "learning the ropes" to a seven year old
trans people took like 30 seconds, "learning the ropes" took days of the most annoying follow-up questions you could possibly imagine, including watching videos about 19th century sailing
trans people took like 30 seconds, "learning the ropes" took days of the most annoying follow-up questions you could possibly imagine, including watching videos about 19th century sailing
“But how will I explain trans people to my kids?” Bitch that is extremely easy, like 100x easier than explaining the plot points of The Phantom Menace
December 27, 2023 at 12:56 PM
this year, I have had to explain trans people and the idiom "learning the ropes" to a seven year old
trans people took like 30 seconds, "learning the ropes" took days of the most annoying follow-up questions you could possibly imagine, including watching videos about 19th century sailing
trans people took like 30 seconds, "learning the ropes" took days of the most annoying follow-up questions you could possibly imagine, including watching videos about 19th century sailing
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December 13, 2023 at 11:48 AM
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random weird fact I know: the first recorded use of the singular “they” in the English language was the 1375 story “William and the Werewolf,” obv referring to the werewolf
so happy halloween to all they/thems carrying on a fine 700-year tradition, be gay be cryptid get candy
so happy halloween to all they/thems carrying on a fine 700-year tradition, be gay be cryptid get candy
the “they” in “they follow” is wokeism
October 31, 2023 at 3:08 PM
random weird fact I know: the first recorded use of the singular “they” in the English language was the 1375 story “William and the Werewolf,” obv referring to the werewolf
so happy halloween to all they/thems carrying on a fine 700-year tradition, be gay be cryptid get candy
so happy halloween to all they/thems carrying on a fine 700-year tradition, be gay be cryptid get candy
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You will be shocked, shocked to hear that "The Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrong"! 🙄 Duh! OF COURSE IT'S WRONG. But now there's a cool article listing the biological and evidentiary reasons, along with nifty diagrams.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
October 21, 2023 at 1:22 AM
You will be shocked, shocked to hear that "The Theory That Men Evolved to Hunt and Women Evolved to Gather Is Wrong"! 🙄 Duh! OF COURSE IT'S WRONG. But now there's a cool article listing the biological and evidentiary reasons, along with nifty diagrams.
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...
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💎Sorcerer Ashton, the Gem of the Titans💎
7th artwork of my What-if Hells: the series in which I imagine what Bells Hells could look like if the cast of @criticalrole.bsky.social had chosen different classes for them.
#criticalrole
7th artwork of my What-if Hells: the series in which I imagine what Bells Hells could look like if the cast of @criticalrole.bsky.social had chosen different classes for them.
#criticalrole
October 12, 2023 at 4:32 PM
💎Sorcerer Ashton, the Gem of the Titans💎
7th artwork of my What-if Hells: the series in which I imagine what Bells Hells could look like if the cast of @criticalrole.bsky.social had chosen different classes for them.
#criticalrole
7th artwork of my What-if Hells: the series in which I imagine what Bells Hells could look like if the cast of @criticalrole.bsky.social had chosen different classes for them.
#criticalrole
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“I’m on my period”
- boring
-uninspired
- implies sympathy
“The moon has chosen me”
- mysterious
- occult
- instills fear
- boring
-uninspired
- implies sympathy
“The moon has chosen me”
- mysterious
- occult
- instills fear
October 18, 2023 at 2:52 PM
“I’m on my period”
- boring
-uninspired
- implies sympathy
“The moon has chosen me”
- mysterious
- occult
- instills fear
- boring
-uninspired
- implies sympathy
“The moon has chosen me”
- mysterious
- occult
- instills fear