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millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right
March 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right
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"We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes."
No, you're not. You just don't employ enough people to answer the normal call volume and the robot you tried to replace them with doesn't work.
No, you're not. You just don't employ enough people to answer the normal call volume and the robot you tried to replace them with doesn't work.
March 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"We are experiencing higher than normal call volumes."
No, you're not. You just don't employ enough people to answer the normal call volume and the robot you tried to replace them with doesn't work.
No, you're not. You just don't employ enough people to answer the normal call volume and the robot you tried to replace them with doesn't work.
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You occasional reminder that here, unlike the Bad Place, the ethos calls for instantly blocking trolls, never engaging, arguing, or dunking. If it makes you feel any better, you can shout THIS! IS! BLUEEESKYYYY! like Gerard Butler in a loincloth while doing it.
March 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You occasional reminder that here, unlike the Bad Place, the ethos calls for instantly blocking trolls, never engaging, arguing, or dunking. If it makes you feel any better, you can shout THIS! IS! BLUEEESKYYYY! like Gerard Butler in a loincloth while doing it.
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This warm weather we're having is doing wonders for my mental health
March 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This warm weather we're having is doing wonders for my mental health
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Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
March 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
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and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting
March 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting
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February 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
He’s just the best ❤️
Neil has been shortlisted for the LGBTQIA+ Ally Award at the British LGBT Awards 2025! More info can be found here: britishlgbtawards.com/top-10-celeb... 🏳️🌈 #NoBigNeil
February 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
He’s just the best ❤️
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I’ve been feverish for 24 hours I better be so skinny when this is over
February 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’ve been feverish for 24 hours I better be so skinny when this is over
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I can’t stop staring at this tweet. It’s like the Mona Lisa.
February 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I can’t stop staring at this tweet. It’s like the Mona Lisa.
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We are very proud to announce that Naia, our 18-year old black-footed cat, is now the oldest of her kind in the United States, and quite possibly the oldest in the world! She is now 6 months shy of being the oldest recorded BFC in history, so here's to good health and more happy birthdays to come!
February 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We are very proud to announce that Naia, our 18-year old black-footed cat, is now the oldest of her kind in the United States, and quite possibly the oldest in the world! She is now 6 months shy of being the oldest recorded BFC in history, so here's to good health and more happy birthdays to come!
They’re friends 😭
February 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
They’re friends 😭
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Dan Bongino blocked me on Twitter because I made a fake news article about his wife leaving him for a member of the Blue Man Group.
February 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dan Bongino blocked me on Twitter because I made a fake news article about his wife leaving him for a member of the Blue Man Group.
Me rolling into Bio 11 to take a test with a migraine ✌️
February 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me rolling into Bio 11 to take a test with a migraine ✌️
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Attention birdwatchers! - When you see a rare bird that’s far off its course just know you are looking at the dumbest individual from that species
February 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Attention birdwatchers! - When you see a rare bird that’s far off its course just know you are looking at the dumbest individual from that species
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When you're singing to yourself and someone catches you mid high note.
February 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
When you're singing to yourself and someone catches you mid high note.
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The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.
February 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.
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I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding
February 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I just don’t see how an Executive Order saying Mike Love was the real genius in the Beach Boys could be legally binding
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SNL50 is basically just an all stars episode with a million callbacks and cameos for fan service. It kinda rules.
February 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
SNL50 is basically just an all stars episode with a million callbacks and cameos for fan service. It kinda rules.
A movie you’ve watched more than 6 times
February 19, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A movie you’ve watched more than 6 times
Last year, I was lost. I had no reason to get up in the morning. Every day was the same. I cried on my way to see my doctor about increasing my anti-depressant. This year I have a job I love and I’m making friends and going back to school and life is exciting again. I worked so hard to get here.
February 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Last year, I was lost. I had no reason to get up in the morning. Every day was the same. I cried on my way to see my doctor about increasing my anti-depressant. This year I have a job I love and I’m making friends and going back to school and life is exciting again. I worked so hard to get here.
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Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard.
➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025
➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025
January 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard.
➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025
➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025
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In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.