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Amateur writer, slowly and painfully trying to create more and more stuff.
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Like, I don't deny that being trope-brained is a thing, but I think "what if that girl who's always really mean to me secretly wanted to fuck me" is less a "watched too much anime" thing and more a "had a very particular experience of high school" thing.
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I don't consider "it's gay" to necessarily be a selling point, but I've played enough surrealist indie games where the narrative turns out to be a strained allegory for the straight male developer breaking up with his girlfriend that at this point I get redflagged by even a whiff of heterosexuality.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Rollin! Rollin! Rollin on the river
Today I found an Ent
October 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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See, the trick is that "the GM exists for the players' amusement, whose job is to ruin their plans for fun" and "the GM rules like a king, and the players exist to be their playthings" is that these SEEM like opposite maladaptive approaches to play, but they both result in the GM doing all the work.
October 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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they’re destroying all our drinkable water for this
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling and looking up .
Alt: mr krabs’ eye twitching
media.tenor.com
September 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Yoda Latino
October 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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The Bridge ~ Valerie Thornton, 1954
September 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Politicians in New Zealand, especially those in the coalition, should become intimately familiar with the healthcare system that they seek to destroy.
#newzealand #aotearoa
chng.it/yt4zYmqmFq
Sign the Petition
Politicians must have skin in the game
chng.it
July 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Trying to think of a better way to word this but I’m tired:

Please use critical thinking.

Learn the difference between real accounts and those made to try and cause in fighting.

A lot of harassment these days is perpetrated by bots and fake accounts on purpose.

I’m going back to bed now 😪
May 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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There's a point beyond which focusing too much on the rarity of video game achievements becomes an unintentional self-own on the part of the developer. Like, yeah, SOMETIMES "only 0.5% of players have this achievement" feels like an accomplishment, but more often it's like "yeah, I fucking bet".
May 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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I've been struggling to find the words to encompass how I feel about the suspension of @tepaatimaori.bsky.social members over haka.

I'm angry that there highest punishment is given for something that should be built into our system!

We need to change this broken system.

#nzpol #ToitūTeTiriti
May 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Wizard disguised as a beggar shows up at a castle and does everything in their power to be an obnoxious guest so when the lord of the house finally snaps they can declare them a poor host and put a curse on them, but nothing is working, and they're starting to wonder who's really fucking with whom.
May 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Getting your porn comics from itch io is fun because you can't make any assumptions about the genital situation based on the descriptions, previews, or ostensible source material. How many of these characters have dicks? Could be all of them. Could be none. It's a surprise every time.
May 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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The Algorithm's not fucking around today, I see.
May 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Pipes
May 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Call it what it is: a #WarOnWāhine
The Government’s gutting equal pay laws stripping away decades of progress for wāhine and workers

Don’t just get mad. Get active.
⬇️Petition to Protect Pay Equity⬇️
www.together.org.nz/fbt_for_pay_

#EqualPayIsJustice #NotUpForCuts #nzpol
May 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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my ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?
May 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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-not smiling
-legs open
-pussy facing the world
April 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Trains? Why can't we get more trains? 😫
#nzpol #transport
April 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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I did not have both two conservative party leaders losing their own seats within the same week on my 2025 bingo card
May 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Last night was the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?
April 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Had his idea rattling around ever since I saw other Vtubers doing it! Not usually one to jump on trends but I thought this was fun 🐀
#genderswap #vtuber #art #clown
April 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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WHAT IS A UNION MADE OF BROOKE
April 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM