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G.O.R.D. isn’t a name, it’s a frame of mind. At least, it isn’t my name. He/him.
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Overhealing = weight gain, one of the eternal classics
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Overhealing = weight gain, one of the eternal classics
There are four types of guys online, no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
There are four types of guys online, no exceptions.
Before Predator: Badlands there were trailers for The Mandalorian and Grogu, and also for the new Avatar sequel.
Predator: Badlands is already a cross between those two.
Predator: Badlands is already a cross between those two.
Foxy Android:
Why do they call you “Chance”?
Woke Predator [translated from Yautja]:
Beecuz ma mamma took one.
Why do they call you “Chance”?
Woke Predator [translated from Yautja]:
Beecuz ma mamma took one.
Saw Predator: Badlands last night.
Was not expecting the homage to Van Damme/Woo classic Hard Target.
Was not expecting the homage to Van Damme/Woo classic Hard Target.
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Before Predator: Badlands there were trailers for The Mandalorian and Grogu, and also for the new Avatar sequel.
Predator: Badlands is already a cross between those two.
Predator: Badlands is already a cross between those two.
Foxy Android:
Why do they call you “Chance”?
Woke Predator [translated from Yautja]:
Beecuz ma mamma took one.
Why do they call you “Chance”?
Woke Predator [translated from Yautja]:
Beecuz ma mamma took one.
Saw Predator: Badlands last night.
Was not expecting the homage to Van Damme/Woo classic Hard Target.
Was not expecting the homage to Van Damme/Woo classic Hard Target.
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Foxy Android:
Why do they call you “Chance”?
Woke Predator [translated from Yautja]:
Beecuz ma mamma took one.
Why do they call you “Chance”?
Woke Predator [translated from Yautja]:
Beecuz ma mamma took one.
Saw Predator: Badlands last night.
Was not expecting the homage to Van Damme/Woo classic Hard Target.
Was not expecting the homage to Van Damme/Woo classic Hard Target.
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Saw Predator: Badlands last night.
Was not expecting the homage to Van Damme/Woo classic Hard Target.
Was not expecting the homage to Van Damme/Woo classic Hard Target.
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I stood on a rock. The rock was a gun. And everyone pointed the gun at me. The Politician called "Rocks," he said: He was so smart. Smart like a rock.
My cat was on fire.
My cat was on fire.
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I stood on a rock. The rock was a gun. And everyone pointed the gun at me. The Politician called "Rocks," he said: He was so smart. Smart like a rock.
My cat was on fire.
My cat was on fire.
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She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
She gave us the best tweet archive update ever lol
Like, I think I would like Wicked (movie) more if it wasn’t in anyway connected to the Wizard of Oz, but like was just a knowing ripoff.
Wicked feels like Solo: A Stat Wars Story for people who don’t know what that is.
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Like, I think I would like Wicked (movie) more if it wasn’t in anyway connected to the Wizard of Oz, but like was just a knowing ripoff.
Wicked feels like Solo: A Stat Wars Story for people who don’t know what that is.
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Wicked feels like Solo: A Stat Wars Story for people who don’t know what that is.
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
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One of the 4000-year-old well-preserved wagons unearthed in the Lchashen village in the vicinity of Lake Sevan. Made of oak, they are the oldest known wagons in the world.
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
One of the 4000-year-old well-preserved wagons unearthed in the Lchashen village in the vicinity of Lake Sevan. Made of oak, they are the oldest known wagons in the world.
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I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I had the honor of making this painting for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
Led by a Kernolonel
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Led by a Kernolonel
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Another revelation from all of these emails is that many of the richest and most powerful people in the country absolutely cannot write. Helps explain their sweaty embrace of LLMs.
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Another revelation from all of these emails is that many of the richest and most powerful people in the country absolutely cannot write. Helps explain their sweaty embrace of LLMs.
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in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
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ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ok one last post -- oldheads are always going to "why is the web dying.... how can we get the kids invested in the free and open web"
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
bro the kids can't read. that's why the web is dying. first things first
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Authors, Beware! There's a firm called "ClaimsHero" doing aggressive social media outreach claiming to
"help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
"help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Authors, Beware! There's a firm called "ClaimsHero" doing aggressive social media outreach claiming to
"help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
"help" you file to get $ in the Anthropic class action. In fact, it's a bait-and-switch, they are luring authors to sign up with them, then OPTING THEM OUT of the class action so they'll get zilch.
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But, oddly, it does mean they can roll on Trump without fear of federal charges. On election interference charges, that is.
Mortgage fraud is another matter.
Mortgage fraud is another matter.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 AM
But, oddly, it does mean they can roll on Trump without fear of federal charges. On election interference charges, that is.
Mortgage fraud is another matter.
Mortgage fraud is another matter.
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Something to keep in mind here: Presidential pardons only cover federal matters. As I understand it, many of the people he pardoned are facing state charges, and against those charges a federal pardon is like a fart in the wind.
The president is pardoning dozens of his allies who supported his alleged plan to overturn the 2020 election results.
Trump pardons Rudy Giuliani, others involved in efforts to overturn 2020 election, DOJ attorney says
The list of those being pardoned includes Trump lawyers Rudy Giuliani and Sidney Powell as well as the president’s former chief of staff, Mark Meadows.
www.wilx.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Something to keep in mind here: Presidential pardons only cover federal matters. As I understand it, many of the people he pardoned are facing state charges, and against those charges a federal pardon is like a fart in the wind.
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Would you like to see my LM-M LLM?
Shower thoughts
And if you had any doubts/
Then let these lines be indicative/
That I can glide with the glisses/
And I can kick with the fricatives/
And if you had any doubts/
Then let these lines be indicative/
That I can glide with the glisses/
And I can kick with the fricatives/
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Would you like to see my LM-M LLM?
I understand why they’re tighty,
But who decided to make them whitey?
But who decided to make them whitey?
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I understand why they’re tighty,
But who decided to make them whitey?
But who decided to make them whitey?
If a sandwich is not a form of expression, then how can there be sandwich artists?
is a sandwich a speech act
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If a sandwich is not a form of expression, then how can there be sandwich artists?
Shower thoughts
And if you had any doubts/
Then let these lines be indicative/
That I can glide with the glisses/
And I can kick with the fricatives/
And if you had any doubts/
Then let these lines be indicative/
That I can glide with the glisses/
And I can kick with the fricatives/
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Shower thoughts
And if you had any doubts/
Then let these lines be indicative/
That I can glide with the glisses/
And I can kick with the fricatives/
And if you had any doubts/
Then let these lines be indicative/
That I can glide with the glisses/
And I can kick with the fricatives/