Decorative G.O.R.D. from the machine
@unrealgord.bsky.social
G.O.R.D. isn’t a name, it’s a frame of mind. At least, it isn’t my name. He/him.
There are four types of guys online, no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
There are four types of guys online, no exceptions.
“How was you [university horror-movie club] event?”
October 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
“How was you [university horror-movie club] event?”
Oh there’s a wiki. That will probably answer many questions only to prompt new ones:
September 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh there’s a wiki. That will probably answer many questions only to prompt new ones:
Nate Silver and Bluesky:
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Nate Silver and Bluesky:
Back in the late’80s when we first started tracking this guy but didn’t really read credits at the end of the VHS we just called him Gary Shandling.
July 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Back in the late’80s when we first started tracking this guy but didn’t really read credits at the end of the VHS we just called him Gary Shandling.
Oh yeah then explain this
July 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oh yeah then explain this
The Austrian Military Museum in Vienna also has a pretty great tank collection, if you happen to be in the neighborhood.
June 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The Austrian Military Museum in Vienna also has a pretty great tank collection, if you happen to be in the neighborhood.
Real ones know
May 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Real ones know
New Imperial Stormtrooper variant just dropped.
April 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
New Imperial Stormtrooper variant just dropped.
Y’all ready for Diss?
April 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Y’all ready for Diss?
Trade war escalation:
April 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Trade war escalation:
Perfect.
April 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Perfect.
So I was talking to the elder kid about Fantastic Four casting—he’s been reading @ryannorth.ca‘s Fantastic Four—and I was saying how IMO it’s hard to get Reed right, but classic Jerry Seinfeld sort has the hair. Then we talked about the cast of Seinfeld as the FF and three days later kid sent me…
March 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
So I was talking to the elder kid about Fantastic Four casting—he’s been reading @ryannorth.ca‘s Fantastic Four—and I was saying how IMO it’s hard to get Reed right, but classic Jerry Seinfeld sort has the hair. Then we talked about the cast of Seinfeld as the FF and three days later kid sent me…
I did a google and thought this result might abuse us both:
February 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I did a google and thought this result might abuse us both:
I almost can’t handle the depth of nostalgia this Wikipedia snip about The Sneaker Pimps evokes.
![Sneaker Pimps are an English electronic music band, formed in Hartlepool in 1994.[1] They are best known for their debut album, Becoming X (1996), and its singles "6 Underground" and "Spin Spin Sugar". The band takes its name from an article the Beastie Boys published in their Grand Royal magazine about a man they hired to track down classic sneakers.[2]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hp2axnuzcb5hejzlvbwz7czi/bafkreibrysugmnqthnoae4njrste3sn273rcwy454fj2ot2yryalghmaqq@jpeg)
January 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I almost can’t handle the depth of nostalgia this Wikipedia snip about The Sneaker Pimps evokes.
The only Virtue signalling I will acknowledge.
January 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The only Virtue signalling I will acknowledge.
Conclave review:
January 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Conclave review:
Captcha coming out with a strong anti-Tuberculosis stance!
December 20, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Captcha coming out with a strong anti-Tuberculosis stance!
This is not a doctored image:
December 4, 2024 at 9:09 PM
This is not a doctored image: