Decorative G.O.R.D. from the machine
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G.O.R.D. isn’t a name, it’s a frame of mind. At least, it isn’t my name. He/him.
Maybe that’s the REAL curse of Strahd.
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Maybe that’s the REAL curse of Strahd.
Ah, sorry.
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Ah, sorry.
Lego minifig runs about $6 I think
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Lego minifig runs about $6 I think
Do you know what rough scale or gauge these are?
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Do you know what rough scale or gauge these are?
This is almost an Oxford comma joke.
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This is almost an Oxford comma joke.
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I stood on a rock. The rock was a gun. And everyone pointed the gun at me. The Politician called "Rocks," he said: He was so smart. Smart like a rock.
My cat was on fire.
My cat was on fire.
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I stood on a rock. The rock was a gun. And everyone pointed the gun at me. The Politician called "Rocks," he said: He was so smart. Smart like a rock.
My cat was on fire.
My cat was on fire.
There’s nothing wrong with being gay though. That’s the difference.
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
There’s nothing wrong with being gay though. That’s the difference.
Oh that’s a good one.
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh that’s a good one.
IMO Street Fighter is the best live action GI Joe movie to date, followed by that Funny or Die music video, with Retaliation third.
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
IMO Street Fighter is the best live action GI Joe movie to date, followed by that Funny or Die music video, with Retaliation third.
That was a long walk.
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
That was a long walk.
As it is, I’m like “great cast, great core story, good songs, I hate this choice, and that Easter Egg, and that design…” The choreography is okay.
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
As it is, I’m like “great cast, great core story, good songs, I hate this choice, and that Easter Egg, and that design…” The choreography is okay.
Although Chewbacca is the only casting that is of comparable quality.
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Although Chewbacca is the only casting that is of comparable quality.
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One of the 4000-year-old well-preserved wagons unearthed in the Lchashen village in the vicinity of Lake Sevan. Made of oak, they are the oldest known wagons in the world.
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
One of the 4000-year-old well-preserved wagons unearthed in the Lchashen village in the vicinity of Lake Sevan. Made of oak, they are the oldest known wagons in the world.
It’s one thing to not understand The Odyssey and LOTR, but he doesn’t even understand Judge Dredd.
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It’s one thing to not understand The Odyssey and LOTR, but he doesn’t even understand Judge Dredd.