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Do women measure their cleavage like men measure their dicks? Asking for a friend. Thanks
February 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Do women measure their cleavage like men measure their dicks? Asking for a friend. Thanks
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All day I dream about...cinnamon rolls.
February 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
All day I dream about...cinnamon rolls.
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a romantic holiday where everyone stops talking and we give each other quiet as a gift
February 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
a romantic holiday where everyone stops talking and we give each other quiet as a gift
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Nope. Still not a team player.
February 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Nope. Still not a team player.
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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively
February 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively
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In arrears sounds like something that should be wayyy more fun
February 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
In arrears sounds like something that should be wayyy more fun
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I like angry bitches
Why would I need to "fix" her?
Why would I need to "fix" her?
September 22, 2023 at 9:16 PM
I like angry bitches
Why would I need to "fix" her?
Why would I need to "fix" her?
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Whoever coined the term "drama queen" clearly never witnessed a man who was just told no.
February 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Whoever coined the term "drama queen" clearly never witnessed a man who was just told no.
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to be enough in his warm gaze upon me.
January 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
to be enough in his warm gaze upon me.
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My mom ran over my imaginary friend, Stephanie. I never told my mom because deep down, I wanted Stephanie out of my life.
November 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM
My mom ran over my imaginary friend, Stephanie. I never told my mom because deep down, I wanted Stephanie out of my life.
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Pretty stoked to be going back to the 4 (four) bodily humours. I’m choleric! Damn fine to meet ya
February 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Pretty stoked to be going back to the 4 (four) bodily humours. I’m choleric! Damn fine to meet ya
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Scrolling Bluesky without my glasses and only picking up every fifth word. It’s nice
February 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Scrolling Bluesky without my glasses and only picking up every fifth word. It’s nice
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Just once, I'd like to go on an upward spiral
February 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just once, I'd like to go on an upward spiral
Someone should invent cold brew hot chocolate
January 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Someone should invent cold brew hot chocolate
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you mean i have to do a whole week again
January 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
you mean i have to do a whole week again
Syphilis is a lovely name for a baby girl
January 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Syphilis is a lovely name for a baby girl
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You know what else drives itself, my existential crisis.
January 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
You know what else drives itself, my existential crisis.
Is this where all the cool kids hang out?
January 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Is this where all the cool kids hang out?
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These past 5 years have been wild. I hope someone’s writing stuff down
January 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
These past 5 years have been wild. I hope someone’s writing stuff down
I really miss that lady who never wore a bra to work
January 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I really miss that lady who never wore a bra to work