Undercover Ninja
@undercoverninja.bsky.social
Making an app where you can talk to the dead. Calling it XZOOM. You’re welcome.
No DM’s.
No DM’s.
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Gonna create an app where you can talk o the dead. Gonna call it XZOOM.
December 11, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Gonna create an app where you can talk o the dead. Gonna call it XZOOM.
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“I canceled Obama’s nuclear inspection program, then I bombed Iran. Now, I am offering them pallets of $30 billion in cash, plus another $6 billion, if they agree to negotiate Obama’s plan. It’s called the Art of the Deal.”
June 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
“I canceled Obama’s nuclear inspection program, then I bombed Iran. Now, I am offering them pallets of $30 billion in cash, plus another $6 billion, if they agree to negotiate Obama’s plan. It’s called the Art of the Deal.”
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i wonder if the tanks will be rolling over the backs of actual peasants or if it'll just be symbolic
June 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i wonder if the tanks will be rolling over the backs of actual peasants or if it'll just be symbolic
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I don't have any friends but I have a lot of shoes.
April 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I don't have any friends but I have a lot of shoes.
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Please I beg you to find the love of reskeeting others
I can't "do" an only you account. I'm sorry. And you seem so witty,kind and wickedly snarky but an "only" timeline raises red flags
Bluesky is filled with wonderful accounts
Reskeet
spread that shit around like fertilizer..
Flowers are needed
I can't "do" an only you account. I'm sorry. And you seem so witty,kind and wickedly snarky but an "only" timeline raises red flags
Bluesky is filled with wonderful accounts
Reskeet
spread that shit around like fertilizer..
Flowers are needed
April 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Please I beg you to find the love of reskeeting others
I can't "do" an only you account. I'm sorry. And you seem so witty,kind and wickedly snarky but an "only" timeline raises red flags
Bluesky is filled with wonderful accounts
Reskeet
spread that shit around like fertilizer..
Flowers are needed
I can't "do" an only you account. I'm sorry. And you seem so witty,kind and wickedly snarky but an "only" timeline raises red flags
Bluesky is filled with wonderful accounts
Reskeet
spread that shit around like fertilizer..
Flowers are needed
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Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.
April 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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I ate a kids meal at McDonalds today.
His mom was pissed at me
His mom was pissed at me
December 30, 2024 at 3:09 PM
I ate a kids meal at McDonalds today.
His mom was pissed at me
His mom was pissed at me
Just put my Messages app in a bottle.
December 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Just put my Messages app in a bottle.
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How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.
December 21, 2024 at 12:02 PM
How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.
The only safari I’ve ever been on is in the bottom row of my apps.
December 21, 2024 at 3:08 AM
The only safari I’ve ever been on is in the bottom row of my apps.
Thought it was snowing but it’s just time to wash my hair.
December 20, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Thought it was snowing but it’s just time to wash my hair.
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I don’t know how to survive in the wild like where would I even hunt for pizza.
December 20, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I don’t know how to survive in the wild like where would I even hunt for pizza.
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For anyone not in the Christmas spirit this year, I’m with you. Instead of Christmas trees and Christmas lights, I just want kindness and truth to become a staple again.
December 20, 2024 at 12:06 AM
For anyone not in the Christmas spirit this year, I’m with you. Instead of Christmas trees and Christmas lights, I just want kindness and truth to become a staple again.
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Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
December 18, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
Did a phone reset, checked my Google Photos and was horrified to see the only photos it kept were the ones with googly eyes.
December 18, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Did a phone reset, checked my Google Photos and was horrified to see the only photos it kept were the ones with googly eyes.
Clicked on my Google Drive app, let go of the steering wheel and hit a tree. So FYI, it doesn’t work.
December 18, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Clicked on my Google Drive app, let go of the steering wheel and hit a tree. So FYI, it doesn’t work.
Making an app that lists all my disappointments and rates them. Calling it Welp.
December 18, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Making an app that lists all my disappointments and rates them. Calling it Welp.
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I had to run across a parking lot today. So embarrassing.
December 17, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I had to run across a parking lot today. So embarrassing.
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I should be put in the Witless Protection Program.
December 17, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I should be put in the Witless Protection Program.
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Calling 911 to ask them to pencil me in for an emergency next week just in case
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Calling 911 to ask them to pencil me in for an emergency next week just in case