Undercover Ninja
@undercoverninja.bsky.social
Making an app where you can talk to the dead. Calling it XZOOM. You’re welcome.
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My life is worth living again. Arigatogozaimashita. ありがとうございました
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 AM
My life is worth living again. Arigatogozaimashita. ありがとうございました
None. Too full from swallowing every piece of gum I chew.
January 14, 2026 at 2:55 PM
None. Too full from swallowing every piece of gum I chew.
So sorry for your loss.
January 14, 2026 at 7:35 AM
So sorry for your loss.
Well said Mike. Fuck the fuckers and their fuckery, they can go fuck themselves. Fuckety fuck fuck fuck. Ooo, I feel so much better.
January 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Well said Mike. Fuck the fuckers and their fuckery, they can go fuck themselves. Fuckety fuck fuck fuck. Ooo, I feel so much better.
The US is behaving as a global piece of shit.
January 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The US is behaving as a global piece of shit.
What does funny mean?
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 AM
What does funny mean?
You should be a therapist. I would go to you, especially if you fed me tacos.
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
You should be a therapist. I would go to you, especially if you fed me tacos.
Congratulations! Many joyous adventures await you two! 💕
November 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Congratulations! Many joyous adventures await you two! 💕
They look sad. At one point, they thought they were all getting laid.
November 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
They look sad. At one point, they thought they were all getting laid.
I’m past OK. I’m firmly in a PL mode now.
November 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I’m past OK. I’m firmly in a PL mode now.
That’s ridiculous. There’s only one anti-Christ and he’s at the White House.
October 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
That’s ridiculous. There’s only one anti-Christ and he’s at the White House.
Agree! MAGA: Make Accountability Great Again
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Agree! MAGA: Make Accountability Great Again
If it was Joe Biden who put up this video, the Republicans would be organizing a movement to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove him because he’s obviously mentally unwell.
October 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If it was Joe Biden who put up this video, the Republicans would be organizing a movement to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove him because he’s obviously mentally unwell.
When he finally does it, he’ll jump on a plane to Hamsterdam.
October 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
When he finally does it, he’ll jump on a plane to Hamsterdam.
You are correct. Sadly.
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You are correct. Sadly.
Oaky Croaky, I’m good with that.
October 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Oaky Croaky, I’m good with that.
Once upon a time there was a spider under your bed but it couldn’t handle your tossing and turning so it got a cheap bus ticket and took off to Acapulco. The End
October 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Once upon a time there was a spider under your bed but it couldn’t handle your tossing and turning so it got a cheap bus ticket and took off to Acapulco. The End
I have no more words. I read this and they all just died.
October 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have no more words. I read this and they all just died.
Hence the word “trying.”
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hence the word “trying.”
That could be a Netflix series. I would watch it.
October 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That could be a Netflix series. I would watch it.
Please film that.
October 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Please film that.
Even the devil is disgusted by this POS.
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Even the devil is disgusted by this POS.