Uncle Horsepaste
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when you have to release the epstein files while also trying to selectively omit the guy who's in them more than anyone else
December 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
when you have to release the epstein files while also trying to selectively omit the guy who's in them more than anyone else
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Erika Kirk turned her husband’s murder into the business opportunity of a lifetime. She has a lot to teach us about deals.
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Erika Kirk turned her husband’s murder into the business opportunity of a lifetime. She has a lot to teach us about deals.
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
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Bari Weiss thinks CBS’ path to relevancy is more Alan Dershowitz. We couldn’t make it up if we tried
She also clearly says something we have said for years: all media has a bias. “charismatic centrism” is just her way of being very clear objectivity is a myth as she plans to Newsmaxify the network
She also clearly says something we have said for years: all media has a bias. “charismatic centrism” is just her way of being very clear objectivity is a myth as she plans to Newsmaxify the network
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Bari Weiss thinks CBS’ path to relevancy is more Alan Dershowitz. We couldn’t make it up if we tried
She also clearly says something we have said for years: all media has a bias. “charismatic centrism” is just her way of being very clear objectivity is a myth as she plans to Newsmaxify the network
She also clearly says something we have said for years: all media has a bias. “charismatic centrism” is just her way of being very clear objectivity is a myth as she plans to Newsmaxify the network
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Huge List Of Republican Sex Criminals
This list was 1485 long today
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1313, in prison for raping a 12 year old
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The TDS guy is number 1381
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
This international story is only ever local news in the US.
docs.google.com/document/u/1...
Trump's spiritual advisor is number 1313, in prison for raping a 12 year old
www.bbc.com/news/article...
The TDS guy is number 1381
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
This international story is only ever local news in the US.
#RightWingSexualPredators
docs.google.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Huge List Of Republican Sex Criminals
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I know the whole “Can you imagine if Obama/Biden” thing is trite but truly can you imagine if Obama had appointed a female Sec Def and she had started naming operations things like “Operation Valkyrie Vagina” or “Operation Beef Curtains”
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I know the whole “Can you imagine if Obama/Biden” thing is trite but truly can you imagine if Obama had appointed a female Sec Def and she had started naming operations things like “Operation Valkyrie Vagina” or “Operation Beef Curtains”
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I will release the files if you vote for me.
The files are on my desk.
There are no files.
We will start an investigation using the files, but only into our political enemies.
The files are on my desk.
There are no files.
We will start an investigation using the files, but only into our political enemies.
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I will release the files if you vote for me.
The files are on my desk.
There are no files.
We will start an investigation using the files, but only into our political enemies.
The files are on my desk.
There are no files.
We will start an investigation using the files, but only into our political enemies.
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Donald Trump’s approval rating has tanked and Republican suffered heavy losses in last week’s elections. There’s never been a better time for Senate Democrats to cave on the ACA extension.
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Donald Trump’s approval rating has tanked and Republican suffered heavy losses in last week’s elections. There’s never been a better time for Senate Democrats to cave on the ACA extension.
Dick Durbin is the goddam minority whip and he voted yes??
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Dick Durbin is the goddam minority whip and he voted yes??
Dems capitulated for nothing except ensuring their Thanksgiving flights won’t be cancelled.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Dems capitulated for nothing except ensuring their Thanksgiving flights won’t be cancelled.
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"I put down my deposit on the Brooklyn Bridge and the guy swears I'll get the deed in the mail within 90 days! He also threw in a bag of magic beans for free, so who's the sucker now?"
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"I put down my deposit on the Brooklyn Bridge and the guy swears I'll get the deed in the mail within 90 days! He also threw in a bag of magic beans for free, so who's the sucker now?"
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The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
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Panicky halfwit with a gun. Are we feeling safe, ladies?
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Panicky halfwit with a gun. Are we feeling safe, ladies?
ICE is (illegally) changing or removing tags from their vehicles.
If you can get close enough to an ICE vehicle, take a picture of the VIN number through the windshield. Those can be traced.
If you can get close enough to an ICE vehicle, take a picture of the VIN number through the windshield. Those can be traced.
October 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
ICE is (illegally) changing or removing tags from their vehicles.
If you can get close enough to an ICE vehicle, take a picture of the VIN number through the windshield. Those can be traced.
If you can get close enough to an ICE vehicle, take a picture of the VIN number through the windshield. Those can be traced.
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Oh come on. On an official document?
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oh come on. On an official document?
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
September 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
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It's like sending the Smurfs against Sauron
The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.
Here’s a thought.
Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
Here’s a thought.
Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
September 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It's like sending the Smurfs against Sauron
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I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
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Multiple peer reviewed studies done by medical researchers indicate that Tylenol does not seem to be a cause of autism. But one heroin-addicted nepo baby says that it is. For pregnant mothers it can be hard to know who to trust.
September 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Multiple peer reviewed studies done by medical researchers indicate that Tylenol does not seem to be a cause of autism. But one heroin-addicted nepo baby says that it is. For pregnant mothers it can be hard to know who to trust.
And now Kirk is in the hottest place in Christendom.
„We have the hottest country of anywhere in the world and Charlie helped us make it that“, the president of the United States says. More claims about election fraud. „Just like Charlie and Erika made Turning Point hot,… tariffs are making us rich again richer than anyone thought possible“
September 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
And now Kirk is in the hottest place in Christendom.
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Wow. I guess they really are honoring CK the way he lived: hatefilled grift.
September 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Wow. I guess they really are honoring CK the way he lived: hatefilled grift.
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Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
September 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein