Uncle Duke
@uncle-duke1959.bsky.social
In an insane world the sane person is crazy. Shitposting is an art not a science. I'll take age and treachery over youth and skill any day. Still waiting for my 15 minutes of fame.
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Uncle Duke
@uncle-duke1959.bsky.social
· Feb 15
Winter is long.
Life is short.
Let us live while we are alive.
Have a cookie.
Life is short.
Let us live while we are alive.
Have a cookie.
Donald's staff needs to get their shit together and not schedule meetings that conflict with his nap time.
a man in a suit and tie is sleeping in a chair with his eyes closed
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sleeping in a chair with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Donald's staff needs to get their shit together and not schedule meetings that conflict with his nap time.
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Release the unedited and unredacted Epstein Files.
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Release the unedited and unredacted Epstein Files.
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First thing Monday morning, every maga, every trump supporting politician should take any of their kids who are 18+ to their local US Armed Forces enlistment station and have them join up. Talk is cheap!!!
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
First thing Monday morning, every maga, every trump supporting politician should take any of their kids who are 18+ to their local US Armed Forces enlistment station and have them join up. Talk is cheap!!!
6" - 10" of snow tomorrow and subfreezing temps most of next week. It's too early. Way too fucking early.
a man with a beard is saying `` winter is coming '' .
ALT: a man with a beard is saying `` winter is coming '' .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
6" - 10" of snow tomorrow and subfreezing temps most of next week. It's too early. Way too fucking early.
Breakfast of champions.
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Breakfast of champions.
This morning my wife asked me if there is anybody else in the US who cooks Kielbasa with their turkey? I don't know everyone in the US so I thought I'd ask you all.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This morning my wife asked me if there is anybody else in the US who cooks Kielbasa with their turkey? I don't know everyone in the US so I thought I'd ask you all.
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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Trump, Eric & Junior promised their patriotic ‘Made in the USA’ cell phones would be delivered in Aug to the MAGA rubes. Still no phones, and the ‘Made in USA’ claim had been scrubbed from their website. Scam #1,284. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Trump, Eric & Junior promised their patriotic ‘Made in the USA’ cell phones would be delivered in Aug to the MAGA rubes. Still no phones, and the ‘Made in USA’ claim had been scrubbed from their website. Scam #1,284. www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
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If sedition is so bad, then why did Trump pardon 14 MAGA terrorists convicted on sedition charges?
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
If sedition is so bad, then why did Trump pardon 14 MAGA terrorists convicted on sedition charges?
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Why we need to learn as much as possible about the candidates we vote for.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Why we need to learn as much as possible about the candidates we vote for.
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In October 2024, the U.S. unemployment rate was 4.1 % and the inflation rate was 2.6 %. Now, unemployment is 4.4 %, inflation has risen to 3 %, and we’ve added $3 Trillion to the national debt. The “Golden Age” feels more like the “Broke-Ass Olden Age.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
In October 2024, the U.S. unemployment rate was 4.1 % and the inflation rate was 2.6 %. Now, unemployment is 4.4 %, inflation has risen to 3 %, and we’ve added $3 Trillion to the national debt. The “Golden Age” feels more like the “Broke-Ass Olden Age.”
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Another day, another hospital waiting room.
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Another day, another hospital waiting room.
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I’m guessing Trump turned republican because a certain democrat left a bad taste in his mouth. 🤔
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I’m guessing Trump turned republican because a certain democrat left a bad taste in his mouth. 🤔
I really believe donald envies rulers like MBS because they get away with killing their own citizens who cause problems for them.
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I really believe donald envies rulers like MBS because they get away with killing their own citizens who cause problems for them.
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Jessica: This backfiring with the gerrymandering is a big deal. Trump asked Abbott to cheat for him. They try, they fail. And a Trump-appointed judge even helped with that. So now it looks like Republicans aren’t going to net any seats. It looks like Democrats could end up with an extra three seats.
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Jessica: This backfiring with the gerrymandering is a big deal. Trump asked Abbott to cheat for him. They try, they fail. And a Trump-appointed judge even helped with that. So now it looks like Republicans aren’t going to net any seats. It looks like Democrats could end up with an extra three seats.
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When you're 38% in a Fox News poll...
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
When you're 38% in a Fox News poll...
So not "liking" somebody is justification for murdering them. Good to know.
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
So not "liking" somebody is justification for murdering them. Good to know.
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Apart from being obviously awful you can see from the flash of anger on his face that he is feeling *completely* out of control about this situation. Reminds me of the interview he bailed on in the ESPN 30 for 30, “Who Killed the USFL,” when he was confronted on his failures by a reporter
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Apart from being obviously awful you can see from the flash of anger on his face that he is feeling *completely* out of control about this situation. Reminds me of the interview he bailed on in the ESPN 30 for 30, “Who Killed the USFL,” when he was confronted on his failures by a reporter
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Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
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Call me cynical, but I believe MTG's epiphany is more about getting ahead of the trump / epstein debacle and remaining politically viable then any moral awakening. She's trying to save her hide electoraly speaking.
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Call me cynical, but I believe MTG's epiphany is more about getting ahead of the trump / epstein debacle and remaining politically viable then any moral awakening. She's trying to save her hide electoraly speaking.