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Cory Laran
@corylaran.bsky.social
Random Thoughts on almost anything.
Retired Mathematician.
Pinned
I never thought I'd spend my golden years fighting Nazis and fascism. 😳
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Did you know:
Switzerland eats the most chocolate equating to 10 kilos per person per year?

I'm moving to Switzerland in 3, 2, 1...
January 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I asked a Supermarket clerk where they kept the canned peaches. He said, "I'll see," and walked away. I asked another who also said, "I'll see," and walked away. I had to find them myself, on Aisle C.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
January 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Tonight's Super Moon-A Comparison
January 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
We've waited FAR too long.
Demand change.
Don't be afraid to replace obstructionist politicians at this year's mid term elections.
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Demand that the people you elected represent you, instead of the people who bought them.
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
She was all that and more.
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
This 4th 🐖 must be Sicilian.
January 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
And this is the American Dream.
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Also why I don't allow people in MY kitchen.
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
January 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
My lawyers will hear about this. 😂
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Instead, we'll go out to eat.
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
It's not right.
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
How ironic 🤣😂🤣😂
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
2026 party accessory.
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Damn Gary to hell!
Oh wait, he's already there. 👿
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Embassy, Homewood, what?
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Musical Humor
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Why is there a sentence on a freeway sign?
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM