Uncle Duke
@uncle-duke1959.bsky.social
In an insane world the sane person is crazy. Shitposting is an art not a science. I'll take age and treachery over youth and skill any day. Still waiting for my 15 minutes of fame.
Breakfast of champions.
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Breakfast of champions.
Finally! The question is answered.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Finally! The question is answered.
I thought a tableau of cheeto jesus and his christofacist gonad gargling gargoyle gang would be too scary for the kids. So I went with this. Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I thought a tableau of cheeto jesus and his christofacist gonad gargling gargoyle gang would be too scary for the kids. So I went with this. Happy Halloween!
The best dressed pumpkin east of the Mississippi. My Grandson had the last Pep Band concert of his High School music career. He dressed for the season.
October 15, 2025 at 11:12 AM
The best dressed pumpkin east of the Mississippi. My Grandson had the last Pep Band concert of his High School music career. He dressed for the season.
Glad to see he's using the makeup studio he installed in the Pentagon.
October 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Glad to see he's using the makeup studio he installed in the Pentagon.
I told those damn kids to stay off my lawn!
October 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I told those damn kids to stay off my lawn!
Charles is thinking..."This is what a revolution gets you."
September 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Charles is thinking..."This is what a revolution gets you."
This jabroni says mentally ill homeless people should be murdered, then apologizes and gets to keep his job. Folks at left leaning outlets quote Charlie Kirk's own words and get fired. This is one the reasons we loose.
September 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This jabroni says mentally ill homeless people should be murdered, then apologizes and gets to keep his job. Folks at left leaning outlets quote Charlie Kirk's own words and get fired. This is one the reasons we loose.
"Heavy is the head that wears the crown"
September 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"Heavy is the head that wears the crown"
Used some apples from my one of my trees to make an apple bundt cake with vanilla caramel icing. A great accompaniment for this would be THE COMPLETE & UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES. RELEASE THEM NOW!!!
September 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Used some apples from my one of my trees to make an apple bundt cake with vanilla caramel icing. A great accompaniment for this would be THE COMPLETE & UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES. RELEASE THEM NOW!!!
This picture sums up the terror every parent lives with. This poor woman is running toward the school building where CHILDREN were murdered today.
August 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This picture sums up the terror every parent lives with. This poor woman is running toward the school building where CHILDREN were murdered today.
Does your cat wake you up every two hours when you're sleeping? Or is it just mine?
August 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Does your cat wake you up every two hours when you're sleeping? Or is it just mine?
Burning a flag is illegal but using it to assault police officers on Jan 6 is ok?
August 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Burning a flag is illegal but using it to assault police officers on Jan 6 is ok?
It's a beautiful late August Sunday morning with a hint of fall in the air. There's a cool breeze keeping the mosquitoes down. Thankfully I can be outside without becoming a blood donor.
August 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It's a beautiful late August Sunday morning with a hint of fall in the air. There's a cool breeze keeping the mosquitoes down. Thankfully I can be outside without becoming a blood donor.
It's pickling season.
August 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It's pickling season.
RIPTerence Stamp. For his fans, I highly recommend the little scene "The Limey." From 1999. Great revenge story with a great supporting cast. Steven Soderbergh directs. "Simple, bluff and brutal" is how one reviewer describes it.
August 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
RIPTerence Stamp. For his fans, I highly recommend the little scene "The Limey." From 1999. Great revenge story with a great supporting cast. Steven Soderbergh directs. "Simple, bluff and brutal" is how one reviewer describes it.
Lunch from the last of the veg garden. Zucchini, pole beans, one lunch box pepper and lots and lots of tomatoes.
August 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Lunch from the last of the veg garden. Zucchini, pole beans, one lunch box pepper and lots and lots of tomatoes.
He is the symptom. Christofacism is the disease. This plan goes way beyond trump: gain control of 34 states, call a constitutional convention, rewrite the constitution. They will try to wait us out - grind us down, just like with Roe v. Wade. This is the war. Everything else is a skirmish.
August 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
He is the symptom. Christofacism is the disease. This plan goes way beyond trump: gain control of 34 states, call a constitutional convention, rewrite the constitution. They will try to wait us out - grind us down, just like with Roe v. Wade. This is the war. Everything else is a skirmish.
"Slab" Peach Pie made from peaches from the tree in my backyard. A few blueberries were thrown in for good measure.
August 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"Slab" Peach Pie made from peaches from the tree in my backyard. A few blueberries were thrown in for good measure.
Picked the first peaches of the season this morning. Waited too long last year and the birds, deer and racoons ate almost all of them in 48 hours.
August 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Picked the first peaches of the season this morning. Waited too long last year and the birds, deer and racoons ate almost all of them in 48 hours.
Even the Q'Anon Shaman is dumping trump over the Epstein files. If you can't hold the Shaman, whata ya got?
July 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Even the Q'Anon Shaman is dumping trump over the Epstein files. If you can't hold the Shaman, whata ya got?
Even the Q'Anon Shaman is breaking wit trump over the Epstein files. If you can't keep the Shaman, you're in deep shit.
July 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Even the Q'Anon Shaman is breaking wit trump over the Epstein files. If you can't keep the Shaman, you're in deep shit.
Gerber after the rain.
July 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Gerber after the rain.
Usually the Canna Lilly dwarfs the Coleas. Not this year.
July 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Usually the Canna Lilly dwarfs the Coleas. Not this year.