Parker (They/Them)
@uncannyparker.bsky.social
Fool of a Took.
Probably yelling about comics,
butts, politics, or ttrpgs.
Nonbinary neurodivergent nerd.
Probably yelling about comics,
butts, politics, or ttrpgs.
Nonbinary neurodivergent nerd.
Pinned
Hi, I’m Parker and this is some stuff about me
🏳️🌈Nonbinary & Polyamorous
🎲TTRPG nerd
🦸🏻Comic Book Nerd
🎙️Comic Book Podcaster
🍃Day Job in Cannabis
🍑 Professional Simp-Friend
🏳️🌈Nonbinary & Polyamorous
🎲TTRPG nerd
🦸🏻Comic Book Nerd
🎙️Comic Book Podcaster
🍃Day Job in Cannabis
🍑 Professional Simp-Friend
I’m so ready for noir femme fatale Ms. Piggy
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m so ready for noir femme fatale Ms. Piggy
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Married Peter and MJ
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Married Peter and MJ
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I love Mary Jane Watson-Parker
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I love Mary Jane Watson-Parker
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Pope Leo will have a new save on Fallout: New Vegas before sundown
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Pope Leo will have a new save on Fallout: New Vegas before sundown
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
Very fortunate to have had 2 multi year campaigns end at20
and sex
and sex
Sex is cool but have you ever felt the high of ending a D&D campaign that lasted from level one to level 20? Yeah, me either, I’ll stick with sex and have the campaign be my real fantasy.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Very fortunate to have had 2 multi year campaigns end at20
and sex
and sex
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Vicki Vale: Padawan
November 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Vicki Vale: Padawan
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me @ my followers:
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
me @ my followers:
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton day to all!
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton day to all!
The mashup i’ve been wanting to hear for years m.youtube.com/watch?v=KFdB...
"Paradise" Medley • Sam Richardson, Jason Sudeikis & "Weird Al" Yankovic • THUNDERGONG! 2025
YouTube video by Steps Of Faith Foundation
m.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The mashup i’ve been wanting to hear for years m.youtube.com/watch?v=KFdB...
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Thomas Blackshear, Goliath Surveys His Domain, 1994
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Thomas Blackshear, Goliath Surveys His Domain, 1994
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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SUPER-MOON OVER THE BAT-CAVE
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
SUPER-MOON OVER THE BAT-CAVE
Did the civic duty thing
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Did the civic duty thing
Oh Cole Escola as Bon Clay is an incredible casting decision
a man with a green circle on his head is standing in front of a pink rabbit .
ALT: a man with a green circle on his head is standing in front of a pink rabbit .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Oh Cole Escola as Bon Clay is an incredible casting decision
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Remembering the Amazing STEVE DITKO on his Birthday! 🖤
November 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Remembering the Amazing STEVE DITKO on his Birthday! 🖤
Ask me about my telepath fetish
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ask me about my telepath fetish
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I need the Toyota spider chair. I need that Toyota Dr. Octopus from Spider-verse chair. I need that Toyota mean, green, walking machine chair.
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I need the Toyota spider chair. I need that Toyota Dr. Octopus from Spider-verse chair. I need that Toyota mean, green, walking machine chair.
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“Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time!” 🕷️
Happy Halloween from your fav sentient alien symbiote! 🖤
Happy Halloween from your fav sentient alien symbiote! 🖤
October 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time!” 🕷️
Happy Halloween from your fav sentient alien symbiote! 🖤
Happy Halloween from your fav sentient alien symbiote! 🖤
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Game 3 of the World Series will continue until morale improves.
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Game 3 of the World Series will continue until morale improves.
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Food insecurity is ALWAYS a political choice. Famine is ALWAYS manmade. People go hungry because of other people’s decisions. We have more than enough food for everyone, and enormous amounts of it are wasted—literally thrown in the garbage—on purpose.
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Food insecurity is ALWAYS a political choice. Famine is ALWAYS manmade. People go hungry because of other people’s decisions. We have more than enough food for everyone, and enormous amounts of it are wasted—literally thrown in the garbage—on purpose.
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Fucktober Day Twenty: Knock Knock.
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Fucktober Day Twenty: Knock Knock.
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I need a longterm game and characters obsessed with knowing eachother.
October 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I need a longterm game and characters obsessed with knowing eachother.
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My ‘type,’ to the extent that I have one, is basically “D&D DMs and people who could be D&D DMs”
October 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My ‘type,’ to the extent that I have one, is basically “D&D DMs and people who could be D&D DMs”